From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 123

Are you a song with auto-tune? Because something just sounds...off

Are you a poorly timed comedic side character? Because you're ruining the mood

Originally posted by: SunqianFan

Are you Virat Chavan ???
Because you give fake promises and brag about your responsibilities.

dekho agar virat jaisa mile toh bhaag jaana pls janhit mein jaari baat hain zarrori.

I'm Gopi... Bahu nahi re baba..

Constable Gopinath 😎

And all I'll say is

You go your way is the, bright ho jayega mera day is the

Your presence is like a forced item number: completely out of place

Is your love story a remake? Because it feels recycled and unoriginal

Originally posted by: --Priyaa--

Main chodke jaa rahi hoon meri marzi

Ismein tera ghaata mera kuch nahin jaata

Zyaad pyaar ho jaata aur tu seh nahin paata

Coz I'm charming I'm ghosting you before you turn my fan

dikhne mein hero

dimaag se zero .

"Are you a 'sanskaari' lecture? Because I'm already feeling judged

You're like a 'rishta' meeting with awkward silences: intensely uncomfortable

Are you a background character in a wedding scene? because you are completely forgettable