From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 102

Oh, you have an opinion? That's adorable. Let's put it in the museum under wildly incorrect theories.

Oh, you're trying to insult me? That's adorable. Like a kitten trying to file its taxes.

• Ex who? I only know extra fries 🍟😏

• Proud member of the "Better Off" club 🎩🏆

• Updating my Password to 'Forgot About You' 💻❌

• Vintage vibes since the relationship expired 🎞️👀

• Faded love but my colors are still bright 🌅💖

• Sunset alone is better than sunrise with the wrong one ☀️🚶‍♀️

• Broken hearts are the canvases for masterpieces ❤️‍🩹🎨

• Chapter closed, library of life still open 📚✌️

• Got a PHD in moving on 🎓💨

• Collecting red flags as a hobby now 🚩🤹‍♀️

• Significantly other 🚶‍♂️💡

• Ended with a period, not a comma 🛑🙅‍♀️

• Swiped left on the past ➡️🚮

• Heart in airplane mode ✈️❤️🚫

• Bounceback stronger than my Wi-Fi signal 📶💪

Oh, you think you're re a big deal? That's adorable. Like a goldfish thinking it runs the tank.

Conversation with you was as fun as stepping on a lego in the dark

Oh, you think people like you? That's cute. Like a mosquito thinking it's a butterfly.

Oh, you are offended ? Let me grab my sympathy jar Oh wait, it's empty. Just like your relevance.

Originally posted by: Minionite

You know I love food, but I hate bland, tasteless food. That goes in the garbage. Just like this relationship.

Your love was like poison always injurious to my health.

Originally posted by: Manny_123

"You reminds me of the worst decision that I have taken in my whole life"

Your love turned out to be the bane of my life .