From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 9

“I love myself too much to continue this discount love affair.”

You know I love food, but I hate bland, tasteless food. That goes in the garbage. Just like this relationship.

"I think we need to part ways because even my pillow gives me better support."

I think we need to take a break, like a Kit-Kat bar."

We’re like a song stuck on repeat, and I need a new tune."

I have conducted a full analysis of this relationship and realized that the first pillar itself is broken. Hence this account is now closed.

Hello, Hi, bye bye...let's not meet ever again.

If I don’t leave now, I never will. And we both know I should.

“You remind me of my favorite Netflix show… I was obsessed at first, but now I just want to skip to the end.”

Originally posted by: Minionite

I have conducted a full analysis of this relationship and realized that the first pillar itself is broken. Hence this account is now closed.

Like this one 😂

Account closed

“I’d say ‘let’s stay friends,’ but I don’t keep unnecessary apps on my phone.”

“You’re like a bad WiFi signal—always dropping when I need you most.”