From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 98

This love was The Hunger Games. A battle for survival, and I’m finally out of the arena

You’re like Dracula…Sucking the life out of me—time to drive a stake through this relationship

This relationship was like Frankenstein. A creation that should have never come to life in the first place

This love was The Invisible Man. You were never really there when I needed you

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? So I can block you.

I'm not great at this, but... are you a dumpster? Because I'd love to take you out

I’m off to Platform 9¾ because our love is a Muggle mistake I’m no longer willing to board

The compatibility issues started here -

For him, everyday is a new day, new strength and new possibilities...

For me, everyday is dreamum, wakeupum, critical conditionum...

Jodi mile toh kaise mile🫠

Everyday with you is a nightmare and i want to end it once and for all