From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 51

Originally posted by: missFiesty_69

That’s a personal attack on every aloo loving person

Poor potato.

So true... especially because not only do I love potatoes for eating... but mera toh Ph.D. topic bhi wahi hai

@SoniRita... you really broke my heart with that one .

Isliye ye lo -

You're Hot...... like a Potato. And I'm dropping you 😤

Originally posted by: --Priyaa--

Being with you was like living in a reality show too much drama, and I was only here for the snacks.

You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.

Originally posted by: ssttuuttii

Make like a baby and head out 🐣

Make like the wind and blow out of here.

You are like French fries - good to eat but I have to strive twice as hard to get you off.

I'm allergic to fake love, and I've been sneezing a lot lately.

Aatchuo! 🤧

Originally posted by: WildestDreams

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tick.

Tick who?

Tick-tock, your time’s up—I'm officially single.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Single.

Single who?

Single YOU!

"Our relationship is like a horse, but I'd rather it be like a unicorn"

"You mean magical and soaring?"

"No, more like.... Non existent"

I’m not a stop on your way to happiness. I’m a destination, and you missed it.

Are you a ghost ? Because being in a relationship with you feels like being in the midst of an horror show - one I cannot get out of.