From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 50

You must be a parking ticket, because you've got 'fine' written all over you — but you aren’t worth the hassle.

Originally posted by: WildestDreams

Naa it’s fine😂

Make like your smutty fantasies and never come true.

Make like a baby and head out 🐣

You were my cup of tea, but now I drink coffee.

Your personality is like a dial-up connection slow, noisy, and outdated.

I guess you’re proof that even good jokes get old.

I think we’re like two apps that don’t work together- time to uninstall.

Our relationship is like a bad pun — no one's laughing anymore.

Being with you feels like trying to revive a dead person - no matter the effort, nothing changes.

I think it's time we cancel our subscription to each other.

Originally posted by: --Priyaa--

You’re like a one-hit wonder—nobody cares about you once the song is over.

You are like trending songs - often overhyped but never good.