From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5- Page 29

Originally posted by: MUNNII

Nah.. legends like you should go through breakups too

Breakup gives more creative ideas💡

Im in relationship with non living objects only so my life is peaceful

You can follow me

For more pravachan, stay tuned

Originally posted by: heavenlybliss

Stutiiiii I choked on my chocolate while reading this

You're like chocolate... the 99% cocoa dark chocolates. Too bitter for my taste

Originally posted by: ssttuuttii

The thread is really well written and Tag toh Mashallah!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would keep U and I pretty much where they are...perhaps push them even further apart.

Well if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would have discarded the ' U' altogether just like I discarded you from my life

Originally posted by: minakrish

You’re like a Pontiac Bandit—always lying and getting caught.

Now now. The Pontiac Bandit got away and don't forget Jake even helped him in the end.

Are you a black hole?

You consume everything which comes near you 🌑

This relationship is like my internet connection: constantly dropping out

I'm breaking up with you. I'm just not ready for a relationship with someone who puts pineapple on pizza

Originally posted by: mushat

They were right. We were beauty- fool together..I have always been the beauty and you are the whatever

Hello boootiphool tum lagti ho gobhi ke phool...being with u is so not cool

Are you mercury?

You burn any living creature

You were like that cloud whose disappearance turned the day into a beautiful one.