From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 23

“This relationship was like instant ramen—quick, convenient, and ultimately unsatisfying.”

“This love was like expired milk—sour, smelly, and something I should’ve thrown out sooner.”

are you a rakhi sawant?

You talk without thinking 🤔

Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.

"I guess we’re like Wi-Fi—sometimes we need to disconnect to reconnect, but maybe it’s better if we just stay offline

Are you a floppy disk?

You are so outdated 💿

Originally posted by: ssttuuttii

Ron's broken wand was the show stealer of CoS .

Have you drunk the Babbling Bevarage or is that how you always talk?

You’re like the Triwizard Tournament—dangerous, exhausting, and something I never should have signed up for.

Originally posted by: MUNNII

"I guess we’re like Wi-Fi—sometimes we need to disconnect to reconnect, but maybe it’s better if we just stay offline

Okay Muniya 😆😂

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“You’re like a Mercury retrograde—full of confusion, miscommunication, and bad decisions.”

“I thought you were my soulmate, but turns out you were just a bad horoscope prediction.”