From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 22

“You’re like King Henry VIII—I should’ve known you’d chop this relationship off.”

Originally posted by: ssttuuttii

You're perfect in every way, just not for me.

Hey guys.... Anti-valentine thread is here! Ab waqt hai... to bring out all the hidden angst and turmoil in the form of savage break up lines . To shuru ho jao

Are you also hosting? Maine ek appeal karni thi.

• "It's not you, it's me. I'm just not into this anymore."

Originally posted by: ssttuuttii

Why you would need a lizard is beyond me 🤔🤔

Your love was once sweet like honey in a hive 🍯, but now it stings like a wasp's angry jive 🐝.

She dressed as a peacock 🦚🙁

We're over. I've decided I need to focus on my new relationship... with my couch

“You’re like a stale chip—once crunchy and exciting, now just sad and flavorless.”

“This relationship was like a microwaved pizza—looked good at first but was cold in the middle.”

“You’re like a salad without dressing—bland, disappointing, and not worth my time.”

Originally posted by: minakrish

Even Ron’s broken wand was more useful than you.

Ron's broken wand was the show stealer of CoS .

Have you drunk the Babbling Bevarage or is that how you always talk?

Are you a speedbreaker ?

You hinder my progress 🚧🛣️