From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 20

“Much like the Victorian era, this love was restrictive, repressive, and exhausting.”

“You’re like a time-travel paradox—confusing, messy, and best left in the past.”

Even Ron’s broken wand was more useful than you.

“You were the alien invasion to my peaceful planet—unexpected, destructive, and unwelcome.”

“You were supposed to be my Starfleet Captain, but turns out you were just a space anomaly.”

Pehle u wanted Pickup lines now breakup lines.

& here I am someone who has no romantic relationship history.

Don’t cling to a mistake just because you spent a long time making it.

“I trained for a great love story, but this arc was full of disappointing character development.”

“You were my ‘Attack on Titan,’ but instead of romance, all I got was destruction.”

You’re like a Pontiac Bandit—always lying and getting caught.