From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 13

Originally posted by: firewings_diya

From chat gpt

1. "Tu meri life ka CTRL+Z tha, par ab main SHIFT+DELETE kar raha hoon!"

2. "Mujhse breakup karke tujhko bhi depression milega, Amazon pe 'Ex ke baad ka dukh' search kar lena!"

3. "Pyaar toh phone ka storage jaisa hai, jab bhar jaye toh purane chats delete karne padte hain!"

4. "Valentine’s Day pe sirf chocolates nahi, breakup bhi free mil raha hai, le lo!"

5. "Tera pyaar bhi PUBG ke classic match jaisa tha, end tak bot nikla!"

6. "Tum bhi IPL ki tarah nikle, naye season ke saath naye team me chale gaye!"

7. "Maine socha tha ki tu Netflix ki web series hai, par tu toh TikTok ka 15-second clip nikla!"

8. "Agar pyaar mobile hota toh tu mera expired recharge hota!"

9. "Tere bina zindagi mein sirf ek kami hai… battery low hone par charger laane waali koi nahi!"

10. "Tu mera Google Maps tha, par sirf galat raste pe le jaane wala!"

Lmao too good Diya ...6th one is very funny 😂

“I’ve updated my relationship status: single. Your access has been revoked.”

You're proof that even mistakes can last way too long.

You're the reason I've lost myself and I need to have my life back

“I thought we were a duet, but turns out I’ve been singing solo this whole time.”

Originally posted by: Pixiepixel11

“You’re like Voldemort—every time I hear your name, it just brings darkness into my life.”

You must be a dementor because it feels like you are sucking my soul away.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one's for you.

"I think we need to become better strangers".

Originally posted by: ssttuuttii

You must be a dementor because it feels like you are sucking my soul away.

I just thought of the same thing.

You're like a Dementor—every time you’re around, you suck the happiness out of me.

“Are you a broken record? Because you keep repeating the same mistakes.”