From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 12

You are like that bubblegum stuck on my shoe.

I’d wish you the best, but let’s be real... you already had it—me.

“You’re like an expired software update—full of bugs, slowing me down, and no longer compatible.”

I checked my schedule, and I don’t have time for your nonsense anymore.

You are incapable of being the partner I need, and I'm done settling for less

“This relationship was like a Google search—full of suggestions I didn’t ask for.”

Originally posted by: Manny_123

Guys ajao, anti-valentine is here

And also

Here for all the roasting,angsty lines and badge..

Abcd pad li bahut achi baatein kar li bahut abh karoongi tere saath break up baat 😎

You're like a movie sequel—predictable and disappointing.

You're like a math problem—I just can’t figure out why I wasted so much time on you.

“You’re like my phone battery at 1%—draining, unreliable, and about to be cut off.”