From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5- Page 8

“I need space… preferably in another galaxy where you don’t exist.”

Originally posted by: ssttuuttii

The thread is really well written and Tag toh Mashallah!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would keep U and I pretty much where they are...perhaps push them even further apart.

This one is golden.

4 words...

“I’d give you my heart, but I just realized I need it more than you do.”

Originally posted by: Sevenstreaks

Loving you is like eating Pizza with pineapple toppings

HEY! I like pineapple on my pizza. I guess you and I can't be in a relationship then.

Originally posted by: Minionite

See now we're talking. I like breaking people's hearts and trust and smartness.

My first one - Apparently even the sloth was faster than you because he's got the hang of that tree that he's been climbing for the past 2 days but you still don't have a hang of this relationship after 2 years.

Ahh! Animal one

Alright! This isn't working out. Alpaca my bags and leave.

You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years"

“Cupid called—he said it was just a trial version, and my subscription is canceled.”

Guys ajao, anti-valentine is here

And also

"This relationship is like a broken pencil — pointless.

• I'm allergic to fake love, and I've been sneezing a lot lately."

• Consider this the season finale of our show. No cliffhangers."

• Our relationship is now a ghost story because it’s dead to me."

• You're like a math problem — too complicated to solve."