From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 6

We’ve been like two puzzle pieces that just don’t fit. Let's find our rightful places

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See now we're talking. I like breaking people's hearts and trust and smartness.

My first one - Apparently even the sloth was faster than you because he's got the hang of that tree that he's been climbing for the past 2 days but you still don't have a hang of this relationship after 2 years.

You are the icing on the cake, but I think it’s time for us to bake different treats

Second one - Obviously this level is too hard for you, so let's go back to the previous level.

You are the reason for my unhappiness, and I’m done allowing you to drag me down

You are more trouble than you’re worth, and I refuse to keep putting up with it

Me: Hey you know what you are?

Him: A lover.

Me: No, no. You've got an extra letter in that word. Take 1 letter out.

Him: Your love?

Me: Wrong letter. Take a different one out.

Him: Which one?

Me: Let's just say I'll keep the L and you can keep the rest of the letters.

Maybe this is why I am happier single. Cause I would probably roast my bf during a breakup and have enjoyment in that as well.

Roses are red, violets are blue, we're breaking up because I deserve better than you."

You’re like a bad haircut — time to grow out of it."