Originally posted by: VintageWine
Yes yes, sallu couldn't stop laughing and she pretended like it never happened.
I found it. Copy pasting below:
Here's my labour of love to the forum, a compilation of Rubina's priceless rubies!
It's my great honour, ladies and gentlemen, to post just for you all
THE RUBICTIONARY
First many pearls that dropped from the precious mouth of Ruby Madam
1. Don't jump on conclusions
2. If Aly can explain you
3. You deflate with different radars
4. Shift yourself
5. Shut yourself
6. I want to extremely protect you from outside
7. Make a distance
8. What kind of a human or an artist you are?
9. She has more likeability for you
10. Idea is not to run the karya
11. Bigg boss has to pluck her out from the karya on the pretext what has happened
12. Because everything is just itching you a lot
13. I think now you're talking extra
14. And you're being a rude
15. Yeah right, observe your mind
16. I am talking there, I am not talking this
17. I'll have to flip Jasmin, I'll have to flip you.
18. Don’t independent me.
19. Your stomach is the most upset stomach in the house.
20. Because he has a degenerative way of asking votes.
21. My fans please vote him
22. No double beating!
23. Speaking to jasmin about Arshi - I am not that category yaar
24. I am at least not her category
25. I will respond her in her category (good lord!!! is this from Hindi?? Aukaat or something like that??)
26. To Salman - I laughed on your joke
27. To salman again on the finger gesture- I would have adapted it. (lol adopt, adapt - confusion hi confusion hai bhaiya)
28. Speaking to Nikki and this pearl is priceless and is the mother of all pearls - For 3 months with so much of love and fondity I have made food yaar. wow fondity!!!!
29. Speaking about Arshi, madam Rubina said - If she will go continuously, who will want to get into the filth yaar? (from Hindi? Agar woh bolti jayegi toh kaun gand me ghusega or something like that?? Sorry my Hindi is bad)
30. Speaking to Salman about the finger thingie - She just reacted and I gave her that
31. I cannot be crafted like others.
32. I am victim
33. I don't highlight on them
34. You know what physical and mental issues I go with
35. I have been begging in front of you
36. You do your job which you are doing shamelessly
37. Who picks up fights for fake reality
38. I am giving it her back
39. I am living under the same house
40. You’re so fake, there is no realnessness in you!
41. I’m suffering sinus!
42. Despite the fact when you came rampanting on me
43. You should listen to me when I’m downtrodden
44. It just got kicked in right now.
45. Can't I even have some peace to it?
46. Whom should I respond?
47. I should sit like a dumb.
48. Tum jab downtrodden hote ho
49. I am explaining you
50. How emotionally I am downtrodden
51. Your reputation value matters
52. Me itne moved up state me hoon
53. Can you cut this please?
54. If this success is costing her fame
55. That is your problems or your complexities
56. Superiority is not a stigma
57. He is emotionally downtrodden
58. Authoritativeness
59. False narration (instead of false narrative)
60. Knee-jerk reaction (used in wrong context)
61. You are a headless chicken (Ruby madam's favourite set of words for people she hates)
62. You are a baseless, a tasteless (To Kavita)
63. Talk to me here (showing her face )
64. Do not try and independ to which kavita says independent nahin in-ti-mi-date and then Ruby the great queen says don't try to intimate me. (Intimidate is too much of a mouthful for madam apparently)!
65. Your etiquettes are just zero
66. To Rahul - That's why you just flutter around
67. Leave it and walk
68.To Vikas speaking about Disha Parmar and discussion during the nomination task (by the way Madam came across as a liar) - Tum personal inclination lekar aaye (disha parmar = personal inclination for Ruby madam)
69. To Rahul - You are nominated why are you dancing? (mind you, not said when he was actually dancing!! )
70. She told Eijaz in her strident voice: Your understanding is pea-sized, and then went on to translate it in Hindi. Lol. Brain ka toh suna hai, a pea-sized brain, so madam went one step further and applied it to understanding!! Trust her!
72. Uske baad slack ho jayega.
73. Sorry, I showed a concern (oh so wecan count concern hehehehe) for your stomach because your stomach only is the most upset stomach in the house. Really gold medalist standard English, isn't it?
74. Chal chal spineless (to Rahul) -spineless what Ruby mam?? Spineless is an adjective, where's the noun??
75. It's a action and reaction.
76. They'll take the call. (the call or a call on something Ruby madam??)
77. Shut up and walk out! (To Eijaz. Walk out of where??? )
78. That was such a bad breath! (To Rahul- oh so breath too is countable here, is it? a bad breath, many bad breaths????)
79. Don't even touch me.
80. he is much better off (instead of he is much better as in he is feeling much better. Lol. better off and better are synonyms for Madam Gold Medalist!)
81. He was the most unpunctual human being on the earth! (speaking about abhinav) - on earth or on the earth?? and human being hahaha. She does have huge problems with her articles.
82. Mere paas saamaan sirf cut-to-cut hai.(Errr what is cut-to-cut? She was referring to the missing blender, makeup stuff)
83. She is disgusting from here to another level yaar! (From where Ruby madamji?)
84. This woman is just coming and poking for no rhyme and reason. (poking who? And sorry madam ji, it can't be rhyme and reason because that makes no sense, it's rhyme or reason, got it?? No,obviously not!)
85. Me issi contemplation me thi. ( - while speaking to Salman Khan, contemplation?? Kahin aap meditation ki baat toh nahin kar rahi thi? contemplation or I was just thinking about this??)
86. That beauty blender is only available in certain shops only. (how many times only ruby madamji? Waise ek baar hi kaafi hota hai for ordinary mortals like us)
86. She is giving absurd of all the reasons. (About Arshi - what kamaal ka syntax madamji!!!)
87. He responds it.
88. Yahanse dividation hota hai - dividation? Howdoes she come up with these? 🤣🤣 She meant to say division! Some MA English Gold Medalist 🤮 (Courtesy Tulip235 )
89. You are sounding a fool. (Madam ji said this loud and clear and confident as hell to Rahul!)
90. Rubina talking to herself that "Why am I strutting around in the kitchen?" Matlab ya toh she doesn't know the meaning of strutting around or she has accepted that usme ghamand hai (CourtesySoanz.19)
91. Whosoever has done this is the most stupidest person on the earth (Latest pearl from the Ruby stable)
92. She said twice in a row - This is a cheap entertainment. (madam does have huge issues with articles in English!!)
93. She said - This is exactly the place whereas what she wanted to tell Vikas was that this was the right time to explain things to Rakhi!
94. Now is the time when you have to tell her where is she going to look a villain or where is she going to look a good. (hahahahaha. Crazy isn't it coming from a gold medalist and MA in English?)
95. Again she told hubby - Don't talk extra. (This is her favourite sentence!!)
96. Let's test it on a bigger ground.(utterly nonsensical because it made no sense even in the context!)
97. She said - That's a underlying psychological issue.
98. About Rahul in the press conference- He should give me silence.
99. About Niki in the press conference -I only work on vibes. (What does she mean yaar!! This woman is too much!)
100. About Rahul - He wants to become the aggressive side.
101. How much she loves using "knee-jerk reaction" but every time in the wrong context!!!
102. Also headless chicken is a hot favourite with Ruby madam but always used in the wrong context!
103. I believe madam said - Don't talk nuisance in the live feed. (CourtesyNazban)
104. Madam said - Jo destruct karte hain. (wow new verb for destroy!!).
105. This was a unfair decision. (ufff same article issue!!!!)
106. Another favourite word of madam ji- Muttermind.
107. This is not something I am going to support nor I am going to tolerate.
108. She told Rakhi loud and clear - You are representing the woman of our country! (isn't madam aware of the plural form of woman??)
109. Do not girao the purdah on the sesensibilities. (I dare you to decode this one hahahaha. )
110. This is the most dishappening thing! (yet another new adjective wow!! )
111. To Salman - There is no right and wrong sir! (try saying right or wrong next time Rubi madam ji OK?)
112. You want to ride on her back, ride on her back! hahahaha, funny images popping up in my mind just envisioning this!
113. She said - I never ask for anybody's votes (she wanted to say support lol).
114. Arshi ne overlap kiya. Hahahaha overlap???? Arshi ne ya Arshi ka conversation ne??? She is so illogical that it's not even funny!
115. He'll make it a hue and cry (speaking about Rahul again getting the expression wrong! man why doesn't she just drop trying to act over smart by using various expressions when she clearly doesn't master them? The expression Ruby madam is To make a hue and cry of something not make something a hue and cry!!! Tsk tsk!
116. Speaking about not making Niki mend her ways, she said - May be not speaking looks like a support. (Article article!!!!)
117. I will not at all support any of your so-called entertainment element. (syntax, grammar all gone for a toss!!)
118. Naada khinchna has no perspective to be understood. wow bhaari but
119. I don't want people again to say -screwed up syntax!!!!!!
120. This was the only purpose for reason- lol, I am sure only she understands what she blurts out often accompanied byher devilish banshee like unbearable and scary laughter!
121. With all the dramas - speaking about Rakhi - wow dramas????
122. Might well as well.
123. You don't know what you're talking - classic problem of using talking instead of speaking. MA and gold medalist in English???
124. You talk unnecessary but good performance. hahahaha
125. I request you from the deep of my heart -
126. Calm yourself down - hahahaha. Why not just calm down considering it can't be calm myself down or calm himself down hahahaha.
127. How dare she said this!!!!
128. She deserved even something worse than this. - syntax so so so messed up!
129. When Devo was throwing a fit, Rubina Madam said - I want to understand what is itching and inspiring you (to Devo)” to behave the way she was ! Itching and inspiring? 🤔😲🤣🤣 (Courtesy Tulip235 and KunwaariDaayan)
130. Don't take it on another tangent.
131. Speaking to or about Devo, she said: Why is this a sudden outbreak.
(I suppose she wanted to say, why this sudden outburst)
Outbreak for outburst!!! Man she should seriously stop speaking in this language!!
132. This is a drama slash (She said very clearly: This is a drama and added slash and stopped there.)
133. I'll bear my own fruits.
134. Aly ko karne de, don't disrupt him!
135. You are ugly mouth woman!
136. Speaking to Rahul, she said - That's called maturity and sensibility lol meaning being sensible. Sensibility has a different meaning but I guess it's asking too much of Rubina to know this! lol
137. And she said loud and clear - You play in an indignified way The expression is in an undignified manner!! Lol
138. You have too much of insecurity (how many kilos mam??). you don't have to spill over. Lol now what's that supposed to mean?
139. It does not prove your point strong.(I guess only Rubina's weirdly wired brain will be able to make head or tail of many things she says!)
140. You are spilling your unhappiness over Aly also.
141. I made effort or I didn't make effort.
142. You must have come with fresh perspective. (articles pose a huge problem for madam)
143. It was a pent up of 2 weeks!! (just pent up??? hahaha)
144. We have lived a journey. (Wow, to live a journey!!??)
145. I couldn't have stepped one step without you. (Pleonasm - to step a step).
146. Publically (used by the whole Dilaik family!)
147. Don't talk extra! (again runs in the family. Abhinav said this too)
148. What is this happening?
149. I was aggressive to a quality that the relationships with my parents.
150. Inka conversation overheard kiya tha.
151. She was coming in the raadaaaar.
152. You are concocting (end of sentence!)
153. False negative (hahahahaha and she was not talking about anything remotely related to the medical field trust me!)
154. Have patience of listening back also.
155. Explain me with a little more patience.
156. Just don't frown yourself (what is this even supposed to mean!!!!)
157. She is only shifting the conversation.
158. I was happy looking at you - she meant I was happy to see you 🤣 (CourtesyTulip235)
159. After Sallu's outburst, Abhinav asked Rubina "are you ok?" Madam said - I'm just REVERBED - Iska matlab koi mujhe samjhaado please. Madam aakhir kehna kya chahti thi (Courtesy Soanz.19)
160. Ruby to Abhinav - Every time u end ur convo with Jas ke sath kya ho gaya tha.. So recalcitrate. (CourtesyArmu4eva)
161. She is shitting a conversation😲 (Courtesy Tulip235)
162. Rubina to Salman: "at all not sir" 😂😂😂😂😂 (Courtesy infinity101)
163. She had told Arshi - If you have the courage, just break me Miss headless chicken!
164. Speaking about Jasmin in the panchayat task - She is the girth of inhumanity.
165. I have a beautiful mind and I refrain everybody to subject that!! (unbeatable isn't it, what does this even mean?????)
166. So that is my clarity and confidence!!! Hahahaha
167. Beshaq I will be called a negative!
168. Tera upfront aur upstraight nature mujhe bahut pasand hai. (upstraight nature???)
169. Yeh add karega hamare pastey me bharpoor masala. (pasta became pastey)
170. Isme humne ek piri piri ka dash daala hai (crazy isn't it?)
179. She told salman she had no idea about the prize money and i quote - till good 10th or 11th week.
180. She gave nice big speech. (errr missing article again Madam ji??)
181. She wants a SCENARIO to be created (Ruby to Nikki over Rakhi’s baingan issue) (Courtesy DaddyMarvel)
182. My people (for mere log)
183. To poor Rahul - Shut up and zip your mouth!
184. Are you OK listening to what they are talking?? (saying madamji not talking! tsk tsk, just saying lol)
185. None of you are less. (??????)
186. Scope of correction. (scope for toh suna hai, scope of???)
187. Hence I moved here. (speaking about coming to BB house for participating in the show. Freudian slip?? Even then moved here nahi hota hai, moved in hota hai gold medalist ji!) . Waise who uses hence and all in spoken informal English??? hahaha
188. Not afraid to put myself at a vulnerable position. (in madam ji not at!!!!)
189. I know it's an additional thing!! (??????)
190. You can't burn down somebody's castle for your woh man! (whaaaat even!!!)
191. We are the luckiest to work in covid.
192. To defend an object, they have a staaaance.
193. In an IV after winning ( ) - hum aise couple hain who don't believe in showing off without any reason!!! (satyanash of English,verb conjugation, vocabulary, etc., etc.!!!)
194. That can only be our heart to do that. (now you figure it out, I have no idea what this means - yeh sirf hamara dil kar sakta hai????!)
195. Speaking about Rahul and Rakhi and after claiming that they are carrying a baggage and should get rid of the baggage (sic lol), she said - Then only they'll be able to embrace and accept me! (by the way she loves using embrace in all wrong ways and contexts!!)
196. In her thank you speech during her first live after winning, she says clearly and as usual with great confidence, looking coy as hell - And special thanks to Colors, Bigg Boss team, Endemol and of course Salman Sir for destroying their faith in me!! . (CourtesyRadiant_Eyes )
197. Who rejoice your success
198. They just wanted to rejoice what I have achieved
199. That’s great question (madam ji said to her interviewer)
200. I have lived the journey honestly (with honesty or honestly??? lol)
201. You are uprooting them to come out into everybody’s eye (speaking about turmoils, whhhat brand of English is this???????????????????????)
202. I apologized her again (speaking of Jasmin)
203. I can’t force it beyond, I can’t push it beyond (beyond what Ruby madam ji??)
204. That’s why people were able to connect us on a very authentic level (connect us? on a very authentic level? tsk tsk madam ji!)
205. Even his criticism with a positive stride (with??? Prepositions messed up much,)
206. Rakhi to aisi hi hai this is how you could have dealt (where is the preposition madam rubi ji??)
207. I believe in letting go things!!
208. Me samajh sakti hun what is she going through. (syntax syntax tsk Ruby madam ji!!)
209. Meri aur Aly ki 30 grands ki shart lagi hai (30 grands????)
210. There was some deep dark side that had hit her badly. (Whaaaat!!!! sounds pretty scary!)
211. I had seen her, how psychologically it affected her. (syntax again!!!!!)
212. He owes me 30 grands. (wow she is so delusional, she claims that she didn't encourage Jasmin to throw water on Rahul, she has laid a bet with Aly for 30 grands and she is sure she has won it though we clearly saw in Rahul's journey IV that she indeed had egged Jasmin on to do even worse!!)
213. You know, few relationships, they transform in an unspoken kind of a scenario. (what does this even mean ruby madam ji??)
214. He is a guy who believes in science more, the facts more, I am the person who bases things over spirituality.
215. Absolutely, the heartbreaks have taught me the lessons of my life and I will not deny them.
216. We were clear with our understanding of what we are looking into a partnership - lol while speaking about her marriage!
217. Abhi bhi bahot saare cheezein hain that we agree to disagree. (no disagree with mind you )
218. What matters for me is my family and if they are happy and and if they are content and if they are behind me blablablabla (prepositions really screwed up big time!!! - matters for me? if they are behind me??).
219. You know, I was a complete mess-up!
220. That much how my attention and energy was just taken by the whole thing.
221. Uplinks (I have no idea what she meant by this, the interviewer also looked nonplussed) ke na aise 8 se 10 uplinks banaye hain, which weren't even true, which weren't even EXISTENTIAL!!!! (oh yes this is exactly what she said!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine??)
222. 24 hours was minimum that I was working.
223. I succumbed to the things which were not even existential! (again??? By the way she means which didn't even exist!)
224. Tumne woh wali film dekhi hai and I said no I was in school time
225. Now a blockbuster - maine kaha I just want to rush from here, run from here, I as an artist matter which platform, which medium it is given to me, I am going to excel the way I am and all these people and all these allegations (and mind you the context had nothing remotely related to allegations), all these NASTISTIC (I swear she invented this word right there!!!!!) feeds, I don't want to be, you know,supply to them.
226. Ah I am not A big boss material (repeated twice)
227. Hence the reason hum donon gaon bhi chale gaye. (Have never heard anybody using hence so much while speaking! and here toh double dhamaka, hence bhi the reason bhi!!)
228. Me hamesha prism clear rahti hun apne thought me apne interaction me. (first of all liar and delusional and secondly prism clear?????)
229. One of the many thousand example that he very conveniently said. (example in singular and 30 grands in plural? Tsk tsk madamji!! Some serious wiring problems in the brain I must say!)
230. In our contemporary times kehte hain na alpha male and alpha female, so that's what we associate. (prepositions always go for a toss with madamji! associate with madam ji?? heard of it?)
231. He proposed me again for another marriage! (this he proposed me always gets my goat!!!!!!!!!)
232. I misconstrued the intentionthat he was expressing with, Salman sir was expressing with, hence I took that decision, and hence I had a strong confession about it. (OUCH that hurt!!! So so messed up man!)
233. Question: Your least favourite task in the BB house.
Rubina's answer: My least favourite is folding laundries. (laundries if you please)
234. A trait that she doesn't like is - Personal unhygiene (hahaha unhygiene - another new word coined by Madam ji!)
New words and expressions coined by Ruby madam, MA in English - Neologisms
1. Independent used as a verb
2. Fondity - a new noun present only in the Rubictionary
3. Realnessness - a brand new noun in town
4. Likeability - To have likeability for someone
5. Rampant used as a verb and the expression is To come rampanting on someone
6. Downtrodden - New meaning to be added in the dictionary - to feel low = to be downtrodden.
7. Stigma - A new completely watered down meaning to be given to this weighty loaded word.
8. Authoritativeness - A new noun in the Rubictionary.
9. Dividation - Ruby madam's version of division if you please!
10. Publically - new word coined by Madamji herself!
11. To destruct something - new verb coined by Ruby madam for To destroy!
12. Muttermind - New variant for your understanding is pea-sized (sic) not my words, from madam's/the horse's mouth literally. A new noun in town!
13. Dishappening - a new adjective found only in the Rubictionary!)
14. Existential - means something that exists for Madam. Used to replace the verb ''to exist''.
15. NASTISTIC - a new adjective coined by madam the gold medalist to replace nasty unless of course she meant to use narcissistic in which case she failed miserably.
16. Unhygiene - a new noun in the Rubictionary signifying lack of hygiene.
Oxymorons (nonsensical) Ruby brand
1. Definitive definition
2. Fake reality
3. Direct connotation (There is nothing called a direct connotation because denotation is direct whereas connotation is by definition a hidden meaning!! Lol)
4. Aggressive to a quality
When logic goes for a toss
1. Agar mujh me supriyority complex hoti toh me sabko inferior nazar se dekhti
2. Aap apne aap ko inferior samajhte hai isi liye aap mujhe superior bolte hai
3. During a fight with Ejaz:
R: by the book, aap psychology padke aye hain logon ke bhare mein woh nahin chalegi
E: because that is my education
R: that means I m uneducated in your eyes
4. Tu justify Abhinav's supriyority on BB, Ruby madam said:
Abhinav's IQ is better than 50% population of India. Logical isn't it?
5. She herself claims that she is strutting around completely ignoring the usage and meaning of this expression!!!! How ridiculous she can be isn't it? Tsk tsk or poor knowledge of English the reason? haha
6. She used the term quote unquote when she was quoting no one lol. She said to Vikas speaking about Rakhi - Quote unquote This is a cheap entertainment. Ruby madam was quoting herself!!!
7. While counting the timing for Rahul and Aly in the tyre task, she loudly declared 1 minute 34 milliseconds. Arrey baba seconds kahan gaye??This is so Ruby illogical madam!!
8. Retaliate karti agar mujhe haar se dar lagta - this is when logic as usual goes for a toss with this lady!
9. When logic goes for a toss -speaking about Aly, bahot achha banda hai, woh aisa non-fussy ya woh nahin hai ki waghera wghara!!!
Now for pronunciation issues – words that were butchered by Ruby Madam
1. Superiority pronounced as Supriyo rity
2. Ambiguity pronounced as Am bye guity
3. Downtrodden pronounced as Down true den
4. Analogy pronounced as Anaalo gee
5. Disparaging super weirdly pronounced, impossible to reproduce
6. Volunteer pronounced as V-U-lunteer
7. Radarpronounced as R-AA-daar
8. Probability pronounced as Pro-ba-lity
9. Boycott pronounced as By-cot
10. Chronology super weirdly pronounced, impossible to reproduce
11. Priority pronounced as Priorty
12. Muesli's pronunciation for Ruby madam is MOOZLY.
13. Genuine is pronounced as genuvin by madam.
14. Sarcasm pronounced as sarcaaaazam.
15. Inappropriately. She was trying so hard to get this right when she repeated what Rahul told her and finally kind of gave up.
16. Rivalry pronouncedas raivlaari
17. Voluntarily pronounced as Volantairaly
18. Repeat pronounced as Rrrapeat
19. Solution pronounced as Sssalushan
20. Respect pronounced as Rrrispect (18,19, 20 Courtesy Tulip235)
21. Dismantle pronounced as dismentle.
22. Loyalty pronounced as Loyality - major pronunciation issues she has!!!!
23. Content pronounced as Containt
24. Exactly pronounced as Aigzactly
25. Suicidal pronounced as Societal
26. Accepting pronounced as Excepting
27. Equations pronounced as Equationz.
28. Aggressive pronounced as EGGRESSIVE.
29. Wary wary tasty for very very tasty.
30. Conversation pronounced as cunnverzation
31. Stance used wrong everywhere prinounced as staaaance
32. Promising pronounced as promizing.
33. Finale pronounced as Finailay
34. Prize money pronounced as Price money
35. Apprehensive pronounced as Eprehensive
36. Include pronounced as INKLEWD.
New words we have coined for Rubina'sEnglish-related matters:
1. RUBBISH = Rubina's English and I quote - Google does not understand RUBBISH ( Rubina’s English) (Courtesy Showbizz)
2. RUBICTIONARY - The Rubina Dictionary
3. ROOGLE - A new search engine where you can find these words - Rubina's Google (Courtesy KunwaariDaayan with slight alterations made by me)
Hope you have fun reading this!
This is on Madam Rubina Dilaik, MA inEnglish, topper and gold medalist in English as claimed by her!!
By the way Salman Khan directly quotedfrom this thread!! Hahahahaha!
Edited by Padmajaan - 7 months ago
mujhe disown mat kat karna friendship se please 
. Y'all matter to me the most
kal episode dekhte dekhte soyi thi
. I don't know the names of many here but that doesn't mean it should be the parameter of our friendship
maa aur bare bete 
chotu beta justice lega
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