Oh, how predictable! Of course, everything magically circles back to Yumna, because clearly, she’s to blame for the alignment of the planets and probably Hania’s choice of breakfast too. It’s almost as if people think the rest of us can’t see the obvious gymnastics involved in turning this into yet another Yumna-bashing fest. But hey, Yumna’s fans are the obsessed ones, right? Because obviously, obsession looks like consistently dragging someone no matter what happens. Makes perfect sense!
Honestly, I’m shocked—truly shocked—that no one has whipped out “proofs” yet to declare how all of this is part of Yumna’s evil master plan against Hania. Let me guess, Yumna’s PR team must also secretly be behind Hania’s meet-and-greet fiasco, global warming, and possibly the extinction of dinosaurs too. I mean, why not? Let’s just give her the full villain arc while we’re at it!
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