Jimmy Jab Season 6: Designed By You (Finale pg 49) - Page 23

BeingBlunt

Chose right.

Aami Monjulika.  

No, I can't buy you in my Badminton league team. That league is dead. ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pune_7_Aces) 

Date of Birth same hai to similarly Chasma bhi lagane lagi? 

(Me and DP have same birthday)

Mujhe Khaane ka Irada hai kya? 

Are Bhabhi 2 Aap Yahan? Hum to Pehchane hi nahin. 

Life_Is_Dutiful

Chose right.

Me going to one of the reputed schools to get my unborn baby's admission in kindergarten.

"Tere muh mein ghee shakkar"

"Mom I am dieting. Say, tere muh mein salads and protein shakes"

Looking at the world Taarak Mehta way but still everything looks the same. Oh wait! I forgot to make my glasses Ooltah Chashmah.

"Here it is, a mixture of around 10-15 particles of sucrose, few drops of liquid that female mammals have produced, few leaves of Camellia sinesis, few pieces of Zingiber officinale all together in this cup."

"What?????"

"Ginger tea" ☺️

Sajna hai mujhe Insta reels ke liye

Zara trending reels ko save kar doon

Har reel ki achhe se editing kar doon

Ke 1K+ views miley aur main popular ho jaun

Sajna hai mujhe Insta reels ke liye.

minakrish

Chose left.

When I try to be all dramatic by pointing at something, but end up looking like I'm trying to catch a fly 

My wife asked why I carry a gun in the house. I told her it's the only way to win an argument when she's always right! 🔫

My sunglasses are so dark, I can't even see my own future. 🕶️

When I am struggling to pay my credit call bills & get a call offering another credit card.

Me: “Rakh…Rakh Teri Maa Ki…”

Just tried on a lab coat and instantly felt smarter...now where's my stethoscope?

MochaQueen

Chose right.

If Kareena thought she was the first celebrity to ever get pregnant, wait until she sees this.....just don't tell her it's photoshopped!

Listen Mr, you can insult me all you like  and I'll take it with a smile because I'm a sati savitri mahaan bahu inspired by SP shows...but you dare say anything against Ekta and the bhagyas then that's it! WE ARE DIVORCED! Understood?

Dekho...dekho...wo aa rahi hai...Minionite aa rahi hai Jimmy Jabs ka new season le ke

Le me when someone eyes any of my husbands....gala daba doongi saale ka!

Le Minionite after coming up with another idea to torture her participants.

MoodyMango

Chose right.

Taxi driver: kaha jana hai madam?

Vidya: football ground

Taxi driver: match dekhne?

Vidya: nahi khelne. Mujhe bahot practice hai football ki aaj kal

A: Why are you giving this expression?

Tapsee: Can't you see? I'm laughing at your PJs

Guy: what are you seeing Naina?

Naina: I'm seeing your future.

Guy: What future

Naina: Tum aise goofy mamu banoge

Konkana: I'm what should I do if you forget our anniversary

Guy: you can keep my cards and use it to max limit

Konkana: give me your card

Thakurain(in mind): No one have any doubt that all the gulab jamun are eaten by me

NINALOGY

Chose left.

Bus Bhot Hogiya iss bar Main Ambani's Ki Shadi main Waiter nhi Bano ga 

Goli sy dar nhi lagta Sahab, Shreya Ki games sy lagta hai 🤪 

Every girl shout my name and then make a pout 

As I am Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt 😎 

Oo Circuit yeh kab hua aur tune apun ko bataya kyun nhi rey ky IF wali Shreya ki Shadi Rakesh ky ladkey Hrithik sy hogayi hai 🤪 

Chehre py dukh aur Ankhon main chashma Gham hai 

Lagta hai iss bar mere next round main Janey ky chances kaam hain 😂 

oh_nakhrewaali

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BWF members on their way to start another messy topic after a thread created by the fan of another star is locked 

CCs after putting in hell lot of efforts only to be trashed and corrected by some wannabes

Newbie mods dreaming of the power being a mod brings, unaware of the madness it actually is

shreya enticing people to join her game while evil is lurking in her brain

How I feel after setting difficult questions for a game thinking I have finally made shreya proud

priya185

Chose left.

Female Fan: i love you SRK. You stole my heart

Srk: Ae senorita bade bade sheeron mein aisi choti chori baatein hoti rehti hai. I live for your love (points) and to entertain you. 

Female Fan: Stealing my heart is not a choti baat. Pehli baar dekha hai aisa ajnabee na ajnabee ke jaisa. 

Srk: I can’t see anything without my glasses. I live for mohabbatein… fans’ mohabbatein. 

Female fan: Hum tumhare fan hai sanam.

manoj: Chori waapis kar nahin toh tujhe upar bhej doonga. 

Ali: Theek hai mein tumhari beti waapis kar dunga bas mujhe mera paisa chahiye. 

Manoj: Aaye yeh meri beti nahin meri biwi hai. 

Ali: Theek hai tumhari biwi. Thinks to self: Biwi ko chori kaun bolta hai. Biwi ki aisi kya majboori thi ke isse shaadi ki. 

Nawazuddin: Aaye Aamir khan lagra hoon na.

Sehmat: Aamir aur tu. Style matt maro. Tum jo bhi karo you look like a tapori Satish Kaushik. 

Nawazuddin: at least actor toh lagta hoon tu toh khargosh hi lagti hai apun ke lafre mein jump kar rahi hai. 

The door clearly says push but still you are pulling it. Aur pull karoge toh door bahar aa jayega. Jaise tumhara dimaag bahar aaya hai aur door walk khiliye chala gaya. 

Kitni baar bholoon paisa doh aur admit  kardo usse iss pagal khana mein, tum itni baar bhologe toh main pagal ho jaaonga. Pichli baar meine bhola tha ke 20 lac dedo toh main usse admit kar doonga par tumne woh bhi nahin diya. Bhola ke pehle yahan ke doctor ka certificate aur patient ka initial assessment dekhoge. Tum tohra jaldi socho warna tumhara phone bill yahan ke fees se zaada hogayega.                                Kya? Tum topcashback se pay karoge uske liye mujhe pehle pay karna parega. (Puts down phone).

Satrangi_Curls

Chose left.

Tum mujhse pyar nahi karti na, *bada pachhataoge*

Bura na maano holi hai *pachaak* 

Udhar camere ki taraf dekh kar muskuraiye, aapke car ki extended warranty khatam ho gayi hai

Arre, tu abhi tak zinda kyu hai?

Nai re baba, wo toh kab ka marr gaya, tune kaise dekha re?

SoniRita

Chose right.

I am craving both pickles and icecream, dilemma dilemma 

“yeh itna paka kyun raha hai and why is it only Thursday” 

meeting pe meeting, cant we just skip to holidays already?

'Honey, I've got more moves than a penguin on roller skates. Think again!'"

its friyay and meri fav biryani mere samne wah 🤣

WildestDreams

Chose right.

 

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes and 7 different personalities rolled into one. What a steal this pregnancy!✨

Please keep talking! This is my “I am

very much interested” face. 

Of course I am thinking about you! You are an arrogant, bossy, misogynist, obnoxious, irresponsabile, entitled selfish prick.  See…I am thinking about you. 

“Excuse me, can I unplug this machine to recharge my iphone?” Is this a question to ask in ICU, sir?

They say I am wicked, vendicative, too proud and a killer. And…it’s all true.😌

Task 2 entries can be found here

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/5351172

apuni88

Bollywood in Hollywood

1. Today me bungalow have, car have, bank balance have, you what have? I have mom.  
2. Mogambo happy now
3. Many men how? 
4. Pick me up baba, my rich not me, his poor please pick up 
5. Tradition, Prestige, Discipline. These are hostel three pillars 
6. Sometimes sometimes win to lose have to. And lose to win person is called juggler.
7. Friendship rule has madam. No sorry. No thank you.
8. Date over Date, Date over Date, Date over Date! But justice didn’t get my lord. Got only this date. 
9. One time I commit, that after I don’t myself not listen 
10. This is Baburao style is. 

Criticiser

Hollywood in Bollywood

1. pyaar ka matalab hai kabhi na kahana ki apako khed hai.
2. Yadi aapne abhi meri beti ko jaane diya, to samjho maajra khatam. Mai tumhe dhoondunga nahi. Main tumhara peecha nahin karoonga. Parantu yadi tum aisa nahin karoge, toh Krishna Bhagwan ki saugand main tumhen dhoondhoonga, aur main tumhein maaar daaloonga apne inhe haathon se
3. Hey meri jaan, mera pehla pyaar mera sheesha jara bautaugi mujhe ki sabse gora, chitta, haseen kon hai. Bolo bolo. Of course main hoon yaar.
4. Bas tairate raho. Kado na. Bas tairate raho tairate raho aur tum manzil pe pahaunch jaunge 
5. Maiiiinnnnnn iss duniya ka raaja hoon raajaa! Sunn liya sabne ki kon hai raja. Main. sirf main.
6. Aeee akal ke dushman arre daffa kado bandook ko. Tum kainolee le lo. Dekhna tumhari hi jeet hogi.
7. Hello Hi Namaste. Mera naam Iniyo Montoya hai. Ek raaz ki baat batau? Tumne mere pita ko maar daala. Ab marne kilye taiyaar ho jau. Kyunki mai toh tumhe chodunga nahi.
8. Beta. Beta. Beta woh woh Mai Mai Mai Tumhara Baap Hoon… Haan sahi sunna tumne mai hi tumhara Baap hoon. Yahi woh raaz hai jo maine itne saalon se tumse chupaya tha.
9. Fight club ka pehla niyam hai: Tum fight club ke baare mein gall, baat, chat na karen. Warna… anjam accha nahi hoga
10. Dekh lena bhai main usko ek aisa prastaav dene ja raha hoon, aisa prastaav, jise voh chah karr ke bhi mana nahin kar sakega.

DevilHere

Bollywood in Hollywood

1. Aaj mere paas bungla hai, gadi hai, bank balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Mere paas maa hai. : Check it out! Got me a mansion, wheels, and a fat wallet. What's in your stash? Me? I got my momma!"
2. Mogambo khush hua. Mogambo's vibin'! #Winning
3. Kitne aadmi the? How many dudes got in the mix, huh?
4. Utha le re baba. Mujhe aamir ko nahi. Inhe gareebon ko utha le. Hey God ,call the guys up.  Not me though, I'm too precious for your divine shenanigans. Take 'em poor souls, they're cheaper
5. Parampara. Pratishtha. Anushasan. Yehi is gurukul ke teen stambh hain. Old school vibes, mad respect, and straight-up discipline - those are the OG pillars of this academy.
6. Kabhi kabhi jeetne ke liye kuch haarna padta hai. Aur haar kar jeetne wale ko baazigar kehte hain. :Sometimes, to win, you gotta bet the farm. And those who come back swinging after a beatdown, they're the real wildcards.
7. Dosti ka ek usool hai madam. No sorry. No thank you. : Friendship's golden rule, lady: No apologies, no thank you's. Just fist bumps!
8. Tarikh par tarikh, tarikh par tarikh, tarikh par tarikh! Lekin insaaf nahi mila my lord. Mila hai toh sirf yeh tarikh. Date after date, we're stuck in a endless  loop and  justice is giving a 404 Not Found, your lordship
9. Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di, uske baad toh main aapne aap ki bhi nahi sunta hoon. Once I commit, I'm like a bull in a china shop. ain't nobody stopping me, not even myself!
10. Yeh Baburao ka style hai.:That's just Baburao's rizz, baby!

Neerasi29

Bollywood in Hollywood

1. Aaj mere paas bungla hai, gadi hai, bank balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Mere paas maa hai. Today me having bunglow..car..bank has balance ..what you having is? Mom I am having
2. Mogambo khush hua. Translation..emotion thy name is Glee has descended upon Mogambo
3. Kitne aadmi the? Translation..what was the counting of men there?
4. Utha le re baba. Mujhe aamir ko nahi. Inhe gareebon ko utha le. Translation..pick up father..no not me rich..pick up these poor..
5. Parampara. Pratishtha. Anushasan. Yehi is gurukul ke teen stambh hain. Translation.. uninterrupted series.. consecration..self rule..these are this residential monastry three columns are
6. Kabhi kabhi jeetne ke liye kuch haarna padta hai. Aur haar kar jeetne wale ko baazigar kehte hain. Translation..sometimes sometimes for win something needs to be lost is..and after lost winner is turner
7. dosti ka ek usool hai madam. No sorry. No thank you. Translation..friendship one rule is madam..no apology no gratitude 
8. Tarikh par tarikh, tarikh par tarikh, tarikh par tarikh! Lekin insaaf nahi mila my lord. Mila hai toh sirf yeh tarikh. Translation..date on date getting..date on date getting..date on date getting! But no justice getting the lord of mine..this date is only what is getting E
9. Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di, uske baad toh main aapne aap ki bhi nahi sunta hoon. Translation..one time if commitment is made by me..after that I don't even hear myself
10. Yeh Baburao ka style hai. Translation ..this is Baburao vogue is

nutmeg7

Hollywood in Bollywood

1. Pyaar ka matlab hai kabhi maafi maangne ki zarurat nahi hai, kyunki har baar tum galtiyan hi karte rahoge.

2. Agar tum meri beti ko abhi chhod doge, toh yeh sab khatam ho jayega. Main tumhe dhoondhne nahi aaunga. Main tumhe follow nahi karunga. Lekin agar nahi chhoda, toh main tumhe dhundh lunga, pakad lunga, aur maar dalunga.

3. Jadui Aaina aaina sabse sundar kiski hai?

4. Bas tairte raho, tairte raho. (but haa doobey doobeyyy doobeyyy)

5. Main duniya ka raja hoon! (aur main phir bhi zameen par gir jaaunga)

6. Bandook chhod do, cannoli le lo. Kyunki Bandook meri Laila 

7. Namaste. Mera naam Inigo Montoya hai. Tumne mere baap ko maara hai. Taiyyar ho jao marne ke liye.

8. Main tumhara baap hoon. (Bilkul waise hi jaise Amitabh Bachchan bolte hain)

9. Fight Club ka pehla niyam hai: Fight Club ke baare mein baat nahi karte.

10. Main usse ek aisi offer karne waala hoon jo woh na mana hi nahi sakta. (Waise hi jaise uski favorite gol gappe wali stall band ho gayi ho)

Pete15rogmourey

Bollywood in Hollywood

1. Today i have bung love , car , bank balance , home , what do you have? I have mom
2. Moo gum boo is happy
3. How much people?
4. Lift Baba lift., don't lift me rich , lift these two poors
5. Tradition. ,Prestige and Dicispline....these are the three pillars of this Gur kool
6. Sometimes you have to lose something to gain something and the person who wins after defeat is called as stale house (Baasi + Ghar)
7. Friendship has a rule madam , no sorry , no thanks
8. Date after date , date after date , date after date but no justice my lord!
9. If i make a commitment , i won't even listen to Apne app
10. This Baburao's style is

Phenyl

Bollywood in Hollywood

Physics_girl

Hollywood in Bollywood

1. Pyar ka matlab kabhi na kehna ki tum kshama ho.🤣
2. Agar tumne meri beti ko abhi Jane Diya, toh baat yehi pe samapt hogi. Mai tumhe naa dhundungi, naa hi picha karungi. Par agar tumne esa nahi kiya, mai tumhe dhudke kahise v khod nikalungi aur tumahari Jaan le lungi.
3. Abracadabra, Deewar pe tange huwe Jaduhi darpan ,  bolon, bolon sabse Gore kaun?
4. Bas terte rehna, terte rehna aur tertehi rehna.
5. Essa lag raha hai ki apun hi dunya ka Raja hain!
6. Banduk wanduk chor do. Cannoli thus lo.
7. Namaste ! Mera naam Inigo Montoya hai. Tum mere papa k katil ho. Ab.... khud k katl k liye... tayyar ho jao.
8. Main tumhara baap hu.
9. Laraku Club ka pehla wasool, Laraku Club k baare main baat  koi baat nahi. Ssshhh!
10. Main uske aage essa prastabh pesh karungi, ki mana karna uske bas mai hi nahi hoga.

Savera84

Hollywood in Bollywood

1. Love means never having to say you're sorry - Pyaar ka matlab jante ho?  bina hichkichaye kabhee bhee kisise bhee kshama mangsakte ho.
2. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. - Mere beti ko jane do, wo mar jayegi.  Phir mai tumhe dekh kar pane ki koshish kyon nahi karungi?  Agar nahee choda, mai dhoondhoond ke dekhkar marjaungi.
3. Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Wo  jaaduee aaina, Deewar picture me Parveen bhabhi gori thi ya Neetu Singh?  
4. Just keep swimming - Tairate raho, saans letho raho, jinda raho aur khush raho.  Mera asheerwad hamesha sath tairega.
5. I'm the king of the world! - Mai gol gol duniya ka Raja hoon.  Wo sirf baahar.  Ghar me, meri patni mujhe gol gol ghumaake maartee hain.  Kisise kehna mat.
6. Leave the gun. Take the cannoli - Gun ko chuttee do.  Bahut tak gayi hai.  Cannoli khilado usko.  Thoda takat ayegi.
7. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die - Naam to suna hoga, Rahul naam hai.  Aap hamari papa ko maar diya, aisa kaise chalega? Unko poora marne ki tayyari kaun karega?
8. I am your father - Mai tera jeeja ka bhanje ka ma ka sasuma ka behen ka jeeja hoon.  Mai kaun re?  Bhool gaya.
9. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club - Fight club ka pehala usool, Fight club se baath math karo
10. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse - Itna achcha prastav dungi ki, wo uska fuse nahi uda sakta.

Swetha-Sai

Bollywood in Hollywood

Vedika.Kapoor

Bollywood in Hollywood

1. I have a bungalow, a car, a bank balance, what you got? I got a mother. Mic drop 
2. The greatest is happy 
3. How many idiots are there? 
4. Pick it up, Baba. Not me but Aamir. Take him to the poor.
5. Tradition. Prestigious Discipline. These are the 3 pillars of this Guru. 
6. Sometimes you have to lose something to win. And the one who wins after losing is called a Juggle.
7. Friendship has just one principle madam. No sorry. No thank you 
8. We have getting dates on dates , dates on dates , dates on dates , MY LORD !! But no justice.
9. Once I make a commitment, I don't even listen to you.
10. This is Baburao style 

Here is the leaderboard just for this round. These are my scores.

Just a note. The score of 8 under Phenyl's name should actually be for Physics_girl.

Given that several people did not submit their entries in the other 2 tasks, I decided only to eliminate 1 person in Task 1. priya185 is eliminated for the lowest score.

FlauntPessimism, Palak2812, and Pribz did not post anything for Task 2 hence they are eliminated.

Agni_Jytsona has dropped from the game due to health reasons.

Phenyl and Swetha-Sai did not submit anything for Task 3 hence they are eliminated.

Originally posted by: Minionite

Given that several people did not submit their entries in the other 2 tasks, I decided only to eliminate 1 person in Task 1. priya185 is eliminated for the lowest score.

FlauntPessimism, Palak2812, and Pribz did not post anything for Task 2 hence they are eliminated.

Agni_Jytsona has dropped from the game due to health reasons.

Physics_girl and Swetha-Sai did not submit anything for Task 3 hence they are eliminated.

I did submit . You have my entry out there 

Note this is for information purposes only so you can see how the original rounds were designed and how I adapted them.

Round 3 - Radiantly Disco Your Way Into Others' Hearts

Task 1 (Courtesy GumnaamHaiKoi)

R3: Host Favourite Round

The Lab/Torture Task 😈

Survived contestants you did it  

You are now in the finale round of Minion Boss season one 

In this round Minion Boss will announce a list of tasks that players will have to do .

Twist here is that opposite team will get to challenge you to do a particular task from the list . The distribution of tasks is completely up to the opponent team’s mercy  except that of the captain’s, captain can chose what he/she wants to do. 

We will have a surprise ‘Ticket to finale’ task as well 

Task 2 (Courtesy DiscoDhokla)

Round 1 - The 7 Wonders of IF 

Its summer (In most part of the world) and we all are planning our vacations 🛫🗺

So Imagine IF is a world and all forums are countries. 

Chat Club = Syria

BWF = North Korea

Hollywood Forum = Belarus

Members Lounge = South Sudan

Debate Mention = Somalia

Asian Shows = Yemen

Fan Fiction  = Mali 

Each participant will be given a country and they need to go to the forum and make a thread to convince forum people to visit the country. The Participant to get most positive reactions Wins but if they are not able to convince they lose 😈

Task 3 (Courtesy DiscoDhokla)

Round 2 - Ultimate Battle of Bollywood 

Ab Disco ki game bina bollywood round

So participants need to imagine they Bollywood celeb  - Role play any Bollywood actor / actress and gain fans. Participants need to post in BWF and those with most fans in form of comments Wins and least are eliminated 😈

Originally posted by: Physics_girl

I did submit . You have my entry out there 

Whoops sorry. I meant Phenyl. I put your score in Phenyl's box. You're still in. You were about to get a PM from me as well. 

Originally posted by: Minionite

Whoops sorry. I meant Phenyl. I put your score in Phenyl's box. You're still in. You were about to get a PM from me as well. 

Damn

After some zealful creativity, it is now time to raise the bar to a level 5. These next 3 mini-tasks are courtesy GumnaamHaiKoi (previously Radiant-Eyes) and DiscoDhokla.

You will have 72 hours to complete your assigned task. Remember the bottom few get eliminated from each task!

Deadline for this round is Mar 24 11:59 PM IST.

Some of you have been assigned this task, originally designed by GumnaamHaiKoi, and modified by yours truly.

In this round I have made a new thread in which I have listed 15 challenges. You get to choose one person you want to challenge. It will be a first come, first serve basis.

First you will PM me the person you want to challenge in the next 24 hours.

Once I confirm your name, you have to pick a challenge that is not crossed out and give it to that person. Your name will remain private and the other person will simply get the challenge. Once the deadline is over, I will then announce who challenged whom.

Challenges are to be completed in the thread provided.

For those who have been assigned this task, thank DiscoDhokla for it.  It's summer time and that means travelling. The following 7 forums have been assigned a country.

Each participant has to choose a country they want to visit and go to that forum and make a thread to convince members to visit that country. The participant to get the most positive reactions from that forum's members will win. Note that I will only count the reactions from members who have been active in that forum for at least a month.

Note you can tag people but I will only count the reactions that are from forum members. Not from random people.

Before a participant can choose a country, they need to confirm with me that they can get that country. I will only 2 participants in any country so it is first-come, first-serve as usual.

Chat Club forum = Syria

Bollywood forum = North Korea

Members Lounge forum = Ukraine

Current Affairs forum = Haiti

Fan Fictions forum = Russia

Sports/Cricket forum = Somalia

TV Hindi forum = Iraq

Tag me in your thread once you make it so I can track it. You are welcome to post right at the top that the thread is for a game and ask moderators of that forum to leave the thread until the deadline. After the deadline I will either close your topic myself (if I'm the moderator) or ask the moderator of the forum to lock it.

For those assigned to this round, take your ande tamatar and throw them at DiscoDhokla!

It is Bollywood time. And your task is quite simple. For the next 72 hours, pick any Bollywood actor/actress of your choice and role play a popular character by them. Make a thread in the Bollywood forum and play out the role of that character. The more positive comments you get from active members of that forum, the closer you are to staying in the round.

Please tag me when you make your thread so I can track it.

All the best!