Murtasim x Mahajbeen
[Murtasim- Mu, Mahajbeen - Ma]
Murtasim came back from his work and tiredly sat on the sofa when a glass of water came into his view, he took the glass and thanked his wife.
Mu- Thanks Meerub.
Ma- yeh Meerub kaun hai? Aapki Mehbooba?
Murtasim in confusion looked upto see Meerub and gave her a look why are you being stupid and Mahajbeen raised her left eyebrow indicating him to answer.
Mu- Meerub dekho…
Ma- Arre aap dekhiye, Khamakha mujhe Meerub bula rahe hai, Mahajbeen hoon mein🤷♀️ Gaur se dekhiye zara.
Mu- Meerub tumhe…
Ma- Arre fir Meerub, acha chale yeh sab chhodiye aur yeh bataye kahan se aa rahe hai jo itna handsome dikh rahe hai? Parlour se??
Murtasim’s jaw dropped at the ground in the shock but Mahajbeen was too excited to know the name of this new parlour to even notice him.
Ma- Arre bataiye bhi itna bhaav kyun khaa rahe hai? Koi mehenga parlour lagta hai, ek kaam kijiyega next time mujhe bhi le chaliyega [And Murtu could only nod at this]
Murtasim went to freshen up and when he came back, he saw his Meerub, No no it was Mahajbeen who was arguing with Haya so he went closer to see the matter.
Mu- Kya hua?
H- woh
Ma- Kuch nahi bas haya aapa mujhse takrayi toh maine pucha, aapa aapko lagi toh nahi toh bhadak gayi mujh par, batayi maine kuch galat kaha tha kya? [Murtu amused and Haya in between angry and crying phase and Mahajbeen with innocence looking at Murtu]
Mu- Haya aapa [still controlling his laugh]
H- Murtasimmmmm…
Ma- Aap chilla kyun rahi hai haya aapa, ab aap inse badi hai or yeh mere woh toh hum log aapko aapa hi toh kahenge na. [Murtu laughed and Haya looked at him in anger]
H- Murtasim toh pagal ho gaye ho.
Ma- kya bol rahi hai aapa, aapko pata hai yeh kitne intelligent hai inko pahale bhi aate hai. [looking at her husband with a proud face who was looking like a fish]
H- paha… pahade?
Ma- Haa chaliye inko 12 ka pahada suna dijiye fatafat.
Mu- 12 ka??
Ma- Haan inko dekh kar lagta hai inko 5 ka bhi nahi aata hoga isiliye aap 12 ka suna denge toh yeh impress ho jaayengi.
H- KYAAAAAAA?
Ma- Haan, are Aap dekh kya kar rahe chaliye shuru ho jaye.
Mu- 12x1 = 12
Meerub [Me] - Murtasim utho, neend mein kya badbada rahe ho?
Murtasim woke up after hearing meerub and sighed, thank god it was a dream then he looked at Meerub.
Mu- Meerub dekho aaj ke baad mai tumhare sath koi show nahi dekhunga, please Mai Haya ko Haya Aapa bulane ke liye taiyar hoon par aur koi show nahi.
With this Murtasim went out of the room leaving an amused Meerub behind.
Manu for you😳
Edited by Moonks - 2 years ago
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