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Originally posted by: FingerFetish

No one is allowed to mask those glorious dimples otherwise they’ll have to deal with my wrath. Shyamali, I require and beseech you to urgently book a flight to Gujurat, so you can buy 200 tickets and ensure that it’s sold out in India. The movie is already a success internationally. He needs you in Gujurat not America! 😠

🤣 200 tickets isn’t going to save the day silly.

Since you’re awake anyway, book a flight to Ahmedabad leaving today. I’ll book one for today as well. We’ll meet up, find a costume store and find some elastic tights, eat something for energy, and then we go to each of the hideouts of the lovely RW nut job organizations threatening your darling SRK and take them out.

That’ll eliminate the threats against his films (that caused fear in the poor Gujju hearts) and we’ll also establish our own mafia org.

Start watching YouTube videos on how to fight though. 🤣🤣 Because you’ll be protecting me too.

Advance booking at my local cinema.

Originally posted by: guenhwyvar

🤣 200 tickets isn’t going to save the day silly.

Since you’re awake anyway, book a flight to Ahmedabad leaving today. I’ll book one for today as well. We’ll meet up, find a costume store and find some elastic tights, eat something for energy, and then we go to each of the hideouts of the lovely RW nut job organizations threatening your darling SRK and take them out.

That’ll eliminate the threats against his films (that caused fear in the poor Gujju hearts) and we’ll also establish our own mafia org.

Start watching YouTube videos on how to fight though. 🤣🤣 Because you’ll be protecting me too.

Done deal. Let me look for my passport and I’ll book tickets straight away. What should we name our mafia org? It needs to sound intimidating and superior. Also don’t worry about watching YouTube videos. Just play the “Ya Ali” song and my urge to fight the world increases. I’ll protect you.

https://youtu.be/s05m-PbVYic

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

I need Pathan to succeed more than SRK does. It’s a life and death situation.

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Originally posted by: Clochette

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Originally posted by: Heisenberg17

Advance booking at my local cinema.

International fans have never let me down.

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

International fans have never let me down.

LOL, I don't know if you're being sarcastic here, but those black seats are available seats 😆 the grey ones are the ones that have been booked. 😆

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

I need Pathan to succeed more than SRK does. It’s a life and death situation.

let c

opening big on cards baki movie pe ha

Originally posted by: Heisenberg17

LOL, I don't know if you're being sarcastic here, but those black seats are available seats 😆 the grey ones are the ones that have been booked. 😆

Oh WOT? Never mind, fcuk your local cinema and the people in it. 😆

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

Oh WOT? Never mind, fcuk your local cinema and the people in it. 😆