ITVRC Round 4 •Team A• - Page 28

Originally posted by: RainOfDew

*kash Riya hoti party me* (smiles lightly)

😏 Aapne kuch kaha Arjun ji?

Originally posted by: Bacillusbadius

Aapka prayatna accha tha Arjun Ji

maine antarjaal pe dekha iska jawab Taash ke patte hai

shayad ye bhi ek jawab ho sakta hai

*raiseing eye brow* taash ke patto ko aap peesenge jaise batane ka kash karenge K.D. sahab

Originally posted by: Bee222

😏 Aapne kuch kaha Arjun ji?

Bilkul nahi Mrs Modi.. shayad aapke kaan baj rhe bain nashe ke kaaran

Originally posted by: SRKian

Bhabhi ko choriye anna yeh mrs modi kya humgama karehi? Acp ne pakad liyana toh hum sabko andar kardega. Mere pocket main toh diamonds bhi hain anna woh Harish deke giya abhi

Woh Gorilla tumko yaha diamond la ke Diya 😲

Waise toh hamne ghalat kaam chor diya hai par woh ACP dekhega toh usko doubt hoga, isiliye usko sambhal k rakhna

Warna ek kaam kar pocket ko Gopi ka bag me daal de phor le Lena

Originally posted by: Bee222

Burn? 😮 Raghav ji aapko chot lagi hai? Sahi bol rahe hai aap, meri maaji yeh sab jhat theek kar deti hai, shaadi ke baad unhi se to seekha hai maine.

Chaliye abhi thande paani ke niche kuch der chot ko rakhiye, main Farhad bhai se kehkar shehad bhijwati hoon aapke liye

Burileni ammayi!

isko matlab samjhate samjhate mai apna Hindi bhool jayega

Originally posted by: RainOfDew

Mai abhi sabit kr deta hu

*showing a video* ye dekhiye cctv footage.. aapki behen ne aapke juice me sharab mix ki hai.. ab samjhi ya samjhau🤨

Arey wah!

ACP tum toh mast kaam kiya,

Mai ab Jaan Gaya hai k tum mehnat karne wala ACP hai 😎

Originally posted by: SRKian

Haan anna. Kaha woh Anjali wala party tha☺️ aur kaha yeh mrs modi wala party

Anjali ka naam bhi mat le mere saamne 🤫

Originally posted by: Bacillusbadius

Chaliye aap sabko ek paheli puchta hoon

ऐसी कौन – सी चीज है, जिसे लोग काटते हैं, पीसते हैं और बाँटते हैं मगर खाते नहीं हैं?

Iska answer hai

Deck of card

Bola tha na I am born smart 😎

Originally posted by: Bee222

Arey Raghav ji, aapke paas saree ka dukaan hai? 😀 Kya baat hai, aap gehno ke saath saath saree bhi bechte hai? Lagta hai aapke dukaan pe jaana hi padega

Main maaji aur Rashiben ko bhi saath leke aungi 😊

Mai apna wife ko Saree ka Dukaan bulata hai,

Uska saree ka dukan bahut accha hai, aajao tumko discount b dilwayega mai

Originally posted by: Bee222

Arey aisa kyun Farhad bhai? 😆 Meri maaji bas bahar se thoda kathor dikhti hai, par andar se wo ekdum mom ki tarah komal hai 😊

Ekdum nariyal jaisi hai meri maaji... aaj party mein wo hoti to main aap dono ko zaroor milwati 😊

Mere Farhad ko us se door hi rakho

Dekha hai Maine tumhara maaji ko

Godzilla jaisa hai