Last night, my lazy ass bought $100 worth of groceries struggling to walk to my car holding the bags. As soon as I sat down, I realised that I had forgotten to buy one item. The thought of getting out of my car & walking back to the supermarket almost gave me a seizure.
So I sat in my car, and ordered the item online to be delivered. The time it took to navigate the site online was much longer than the time it would’ve taken for me to just get off my Kim Kardashian ass and buy it in person. That’s how much I hate grocery shopping. 🤡

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