Member Topic: What's your height and weight ? - Page 4

Originally posted by: bollyqueen0

😆!!! No Sima aunty is from Indian Matchmaking. She's a matchmaker and has to pay attention to people's looks/height/weight based on her client's preferences

Originally posted by: rolopolo

Well I do have a modelling offer for you and you can walk at the next year's Cannes red carpet. Ab height aur weight bata do. Jaldi bolo.

Oh well, in that case

Originally posted by: bollyqueen0

Is rolopolo Sima from Mumbai? 😲

Sima aunty hain meri. Bolo aapke sapno ka rajkumar kaisa chaihye aapko?

Originally posted by: Charu21

I am sure she does that too. With her eyes 😆

"Miss-adorable-giggles" Bollyqueen has already replied to your first question.

The only measurement Sima aunty cares about now is level of flexibility and compromise

@bold - 😆!!!

Originally posted by: PyaasaMacchhar

Oh well, in that case

Congrats you have been selected to walk at Cannes next year as a wild card entry. Bring your own clothes though. Hum nahin provide karenge.

Originally posted by: rolopolo

He is saying he doesn't care for your beauty or willingness. He just wants to know your height and weight. He wants someone who matches him, so if you're small he gonna stretch you and if you're big he gonna shrink you. Jaldi bolo. Signing papers are ready.

If he can stretch or shrink me why does he need to know?? 😭😭 let me sign the papers and he can deal with me later when we meet 🫣🫣

Originally posted by: rolopolo

Sima aunty hain meri. Bolo aapke sapno ka rajkumar kaisa chaihye aapko?

Well, ahem.

He should have

• Facial hair. NOTE: will NOT be allowed to be clean shaven
• look a little rough like when you question if he lost his comb for a day or 5 😳
• Make me laugh ☺️

And he...mai toh thak gayi bhaisaab

Originally posted by: LazyBiing

@bold 😢😢😢💔💔💔

If he can stretch or shrink me why does he need to know?? 😭😭 let me sign the papers and he can deal with me later when we meet 🫣🫣

Congrats yoh have been signed opposite Chris Hemsworth now. Chris Evans just left because aap bohot bhaav kha rahi thi.

Originally posted by: bollyqueen0

The only measurement Sima aunty cares about now is level of flexibility and compromise

@bold - 😆!!!

Yes 60% is the most she would help you get from your expectations list 😆 With "Itna paisa mein itnainch milega" attitude 😆

@bold - bold - 😳

Originally posted by: bollyqueen0

Well, ahem.

He should have

• Facial hair. NOTE: will NOT be allowed to be clean shaven
• look a little rough like when you question if he lost his comb for a day or 5 😳
• Make me laugh ☺️

And he...mai toh thak gayi bhaisaab

in short