Breaking news: Ranbir Kapoor is having an abortion. But he cannot travel to the U.S. to have it. 😭
Why there? I don't know. Because.
Let's bring him the justice he deserves. Start a hash tag or something. #justiceforranbir
Only one question remains: who's the mommy?
If I sound drunk, it's because I'm sleep deprived. 😴 See y'all tomorrow.
Hat tip: Bollyqueen. May you find the answer you seek.

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