Originally posted by: lovereading14
skills? let me elaborate
- Excellent at humiliating and creating a scene at celebrity press conferences and interviews
- Experience in writing shraadh for my very alive first wife and publicly humiliating her because I was having a temper tantrum at being told that I am wrong.
- Skilfully survived provoking a terrorist to satisfy my inflated ego
- Artfully and convincingly blow my cover in sting operations only to have my a** saved by an 18 year old.
- Awarded #1 place at journalism association for long jump. Since I have experience in journalism and feel entitled to jump to conclusions without fact checking my articles.
have I missed any?
Arre, how did you miss these😡
- celebrating ooo with my second wife when my first wife is also in the same house sleeping in a corner of the kitchen
- chupke chupke sindoor lagoing the said first wife
- asking hum galat kab the when you have always been galat 🤡
- jumping to conclusions because that's an art we are a pro at 😎, accusing my then current now ex-wife cum sister-in-law (coz rishta is important ya know? 🌝) of sleeping with her boss to attain easy success
- accusing the boss of favouritism because he printed an intern's article in the front page instead of a long serving journalist extraordinaire
- offering no scratch that throwing money at my wife to compensate for all she has done for my family (aur yeh Banda kehta hai Aryan ko paison ki ghamand hai 🙂)
- asking hum ko ek baar sach batado, literally accusing my father-in-law and ex-wife of attempting to murder her and her unborn kid.
So on and so forth..ab ke liye hum thak gaye bhaisaab 😕