Angad-Kripa Surf-Excel Fight.

Hi guys,

Me really missing writing IQ-Neha's Psychich Fights, so here's something to cheer myself up and send you guys rolling with laughter.

ANGAD:" Kripa! This is too much. Maine kal tumhara Surf-Excel kya use kar liya, tum to subah se rotee hi ja rahi ho. You also used my washing machine, didn't you?"

KRIPA:" Get lost, Angad! Am jealous right now. Kal white pehnoongi aur phir hum ladaai karenge, okay?"

ANGAD:" Okay, aaj to theek hai. Tumne white pehna hai aur maine bhi white pehna hai. Now, tell me tumhari dress meri T-shirt se zyada white kaise? Maine tumhara hi washing -powder use kiya tha."

KRIPA :" Please jealousy mein glycerine mat bahaao.....hum dono agar royenge to Ekta ko kya munh dikhaayenge. Kapdon mein chamkaar laana ek art hai....and you can't do that with a sachet of Surf-Excel and a classy washing-machine."

ANGAD:" Meri washing-machine ke khilaaf kucch mat kehna. Tumhaare saare kapde wahi dhoti hai.......ab bataao, tumhare kapde zyada white kaise. I used ur Surf-excel".

KRIPA : " Aw, my sweet darling Angad! Pata nahiin tum idiot ho ya bhole ho? Sweetheart, tum jo mere kamre se uthakar le gaye the, woh TATA Salt tha, washing powder nahiin."

ANGAD:" Kya? Tum apne bathroom mein salt rakhti ho? Kripa, shaadi ke baad please kitchen aur bathroom mein differentiate karna seekh lena.....I love you but you don't have to be an idiot."

KRIPA:" Shucks! You are such a dud Angad. Pehle meri baat to suno.You know that Kripa has no brains. So, looking at you i walked with that salt into the bathroom instead of the kitchen."

ANGAD:" Sigh! You love me so much. Come on then, wash my clothes nad get me "safedi-ki-chamkaar" like yours."

KRIPA:" But am giving you my surf-excel, namak chhodo aur khud dho lo na."

ANGAD:" Arre, mujhse pyar karti ho aur mere kapde nahiin dho sakti? Chalo, mere saath."

KRIPA:" True love doesn't mean that I have to wash your clothes."

ANGAD:" Don't be too smug about your white clothes. Tumhe mere kapde dhone padenge."

KRIPA:" Nahiin dhoyoongi."

ANGAD:" Kripa, agar main tumhaare thappad kha sakta hoon, tumhaare naaz-nakhre, yahaan tak ki tumhe utha sakta hoon, to kya tum mere kapde nahiin dho sakti."

KRIPA:" Sigh! Ye sacche pyaar ka emotional blackmail. Alright, chalkar washing machine on karo, main surf-excel lekar aati hoon."

KRIPA:" Once you get my "safedi-ki-chamkar" , what do you plan to do?"

ANGAD:" Karna kya hai, tumhaare saath Beach Romance karoonga, phir Parle-G ki advertisement karoonga aur tum jaakar Vatika ki advertisement karna."

"GUESS! True Lovers😉 or World-Class Idiots?"😆

too good nitica...very funny 👏

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nitica is ekta roaming round in ur mind... abhi tu bola key angad took Tata salt not da powder

KRIPA : " Aw, my sweet darling Angad! Pata nahiin tum idiot ho ya bhole ho? Sweetheart, tum jo mere kamre se uthakar le gaye the, woh TATA Salt tha, washing powder nahiin."

n den u said ...

ANGAD:" Sigh! You love me so much. Come on then, wash my clothes nad get me "safedi-ki-chamkaar" like yours."

KRIPA:" But you do have my surf-Excel, to khud dho lo na."


but dat was toooooooooo funny 😆 i luv reading ur posts 👏

nitu great work 😃 😃 😃 very funny too 😆 😆

Originally posted by: |{ _ GiL

😆 😆
nitica is ekta roaming round in ur mind... abhi tu bola key angad took Tata salt not da powder

KRIPA : " Aw, my sweet darling Angad! Pata nahiin tum idiot ho ya bhole ho? Sweetheart, tum jo mere kamre se uthakar le gaye the, woh TATA Salt tha, washing powder nahiin."

n den u said ...

ANGAD:" Sigh! You love me so much. Come on then, wash my clothes nad get me "safedi-ki-chamkaar" like yours."

KRIPA:" But you do have my surf-Excel, to khud dho lo na."


but dat was toooooooooo funny 😆 i luv reading ur posts 👏

I have joined Kripa brain club.😆...I'll just make a correction.

Posted: 13 November 2005 at 10:04am | IP Logged

"GUESS! True Lovers😉 or World-Class Idiots?"😆

nitu just tooooooo good...........just love it. 👏

~sweta~

Originally posted by: nitica_82

I have joined Kripa brain club.😆...I'll just make a correction.

kripa brain....wot brain ???😆

great great work Nitica. 👏 I miss ur a-k fight club fan-fic when r u starting it. plz shuru karona.

omg, omg...you rock...R-O-C-K! I am getting so excited reading your comments 😆 😆 ok, I am crazy...or just getting there, must say...I found your psycic fights funny after a long time. 😛 the ones with osama were a tad-bit-not to mark...sorry 😭 don't mean to be mean..just mentioning what I felt..

and salman..o'god, he is an angel...his appearnce on sa-re-ga-ma..has totally changed my opinion of him...and yet another valuable lesson learnt...don't judge people why what they seem to be... 😆 😆

Me and my lessons... 😕 life, life & life...

loooove you,
Reeps 😛

Originally posted by: |{ _ GiL

kripa brain....wot brain ???😆

Brain? Actually, we are doing charity for Kripa's brain. Zeb has ordered a new brain for her and we are preparing to pay the bill when DHL delivers it to us.😆

"GUESS! True Lovers 😉or World-Class Idiots😆?"