Molkki Chatting Corner #58 - Page 107

Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

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Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doctor :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet.

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A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

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A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it :

"Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot!!!

😆😆😆😆

Originally posted by: Kaiina

Naye CC ka 😎

Kya karu main tumhara 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Do ghante se bana pada hai😡

Originally posted by: Manasi_16

Kya karu main tumhara 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Do ghante se bana pada hai😡

Well, I follow the notification!!

STRICTLY 😎

Originally posted by: Nezuko

chaped maro

Mai main forum pe jaati hee nai hoon yaar. 😭

Kenu aur MAI are DUMBOs 😎

Originally posted by: Nezuko

40 plus

Majak nai

Dekho

Reenu vampire hai

Man jao meri baat

Vampire....compliment denaa hai toh accha waala de....🤣.

Jokes apart, my looks and my body stature are God gifted ..Aisa koi hard core gymmer nahi hu main..

Haan yeh hai ki I like staying active , I am very dedicated by nature , multi tasking toh school time se karti aa rahi hu, isiliye I can manage many other activities , hobbies, self studying and learning , my house , my daughter's responsibility , my parents etc ..all simultaneously.

I have done many things , learnt many things even after Yashi' s birth..

( basically dimaag Kaafi chalta rehta hai mera aur haath pair bhi)...

And I also feel there is never an end to growth and learning... One must try staying updated always...

I complete 42 this year but somewhere the young girl inside me has come up to the surface post covid times...

What I meant was 3 years back I was quite focused ,

Energy level has reduced, jo pehle Josh tha utnaa nahi raha ...I mean I have to drag myself at times to do even basic things which was never the case prior to lockdown... Also my control over my mind has gone for a toss.... Have got addicted to few things..( not vices). One of them is IF......Have started doing things which I could never imagine myself doing.

Maybe 40 's ka asar hai, I don't know... Phase hai chala jaayega...☺️☺️.

Originally posted by: Nezuko

chaped maro

Yeh Lo 🥱

Originally posted by: Nezuko

Arey ghr sambhalna apne me art hai

Mujhe toh apne future in laws ka soch soch ke rona ata hai 🤣

@bold yrrr 😂😭😂😭

Mai roti bana leti hu khane ke time

Yes .. i totally agree..... Being a homemaker is one of the toughest jobs... I have worked so I can make out the difference... It's a 24 hour job without pay....

Khaana toh main thoda thoda 20 saal ki hu tabse banati hu.... Mera maa ka toh rule tha ki raat ki roti main banati thi kai baar after coming back from job...

But yes unki training ki wajah se hi itna khaana aur varieties bana leti hu although I have domestic helpers also.

Lekin humaare ghar itnaa cooking hai toh woh toh mandatory bhi hai ..

Originally posted by: kenika

mai middle class hii huu...🤣

Originally posted by: kenika

good morning srish..🤗

Happy mothers day to you too..❤

No plan...😁

Ohh wow.. Aapka bada accha plan hai.. Khub pamper karna mumma ko..😁❤❤

Originally posted by: Manasi_16

Yeh kam wali energy hai😲😲😲