Yesterday,I came back home. What I saw was Pappu, my 4 year old son mixing my facewash and water in a tub in the living room, and the floor was wet with water and soap.
I asked Pappuangrily, what‘s all this?? What are you doing with water and face wash??
Pappu: Mom, I am doing manicure.
My reaction was like WHatttt?? Manicure !!
I : What is manicure and how do you know about it??
Pappu: Itshaath ki safai. I saw baapuji was doing Anupama Auntie’s manicure.
Thinking in my mind, my reputation is at stake, he will definitely ruin my image. Using words like haath ki safai.
I: Beta,why do you need a manicure?? Asked in a controlled voice. You know how sensitive today's generation is.
Pappu: mom, kal ko meri shaadi hogi toh hands should be cleaned.
I losing my temper and thinking in my mind yeh gadha hai kya?? AK ki tarah duniya mei sirf shaadi karne ke liya aaya hai. Yehi din dekhna tha mujhe (like typical moms)
Hiding my feelings and emotions
I : Have you learned 1to 50 counting??
Pappu: Mumma, uske liye toh bahut time hai. Let me first do manicure.
I: you will get a tight slap. Go and keep everything in the washroom.
Pappu: Mumma, you always do like this and rushed off.
Then I thought yaar now kids of this age have come to know about manicure. But middle-class house wives should also know about pedicures. After all, they work day and night standing on one leg for the whole family. And no other medium can be as good as Anupama serial so decided to discuss it with Baapuji.
On the set of Anupama
I: NamasteBaapuji !!
Baapuji:Namaste beta!!
I : Baapuj,sabse pehle toh aapka bahut bahut dhanyawaad, jo aap iss duniya mei itni badikranti laaye. Aapne bahut se naye trend set kiye audience ke liye. Hamari poori IF fandom aapko bahut bahut shukriya kehna chahti hai. ( If it were in FD hands, they would have packed baapuj in a sack and left in some far jungle where you could easily preach bandar (monkeys) and langoors)
Baapuji:Meri tarf se un sabko aashirwaad. Dekho beta, kisi na kisi ko toh duniya mei pehal karni padti hai. Kisine Ek lakeer khich di aur aurat usi par chalti rahe, aisa thodi an hota hai. Waqt badal raha hai, duniya badal rahi hai, hume bhi badlna hoga.(mann mei, pata nahi aapki khichi hui lakeer hume kaun se narak mei le jaaayegi)
I: bilkul sahi kahan aapne, Baapuji.
Mai yeh aanna chahti thi ki aapne duniya ko sirf manicure ke prati hi jaagrook karaya,pedicure or facial ke liye kyun nahin?? Kya aapko baaki cheeje jaroori nahi lagti??
Baapuji: Nahi beta, aisa bilkul nahi hai. Mujhe dekho mai 1 mth mei 2 baar manicure, pedicure or facial parlour se karake aata hoon. (mann mei, isse iss age mei medicine ke liye baby sitter chahiye, par beauty treatment akele hi kara aata hai, kum sanki nahi hai ye)
I : Baapuji,phir aapne Anupama ko kyun nahi bataya aur cheezo ke baare mei.
Baapuji: Woh isliye ki uske face ki cleaning din mei 2-3 baar ho jaati hai, jab who ro kar apne pallu se acche se saaf karti hai. Phir facial ki kya jaroorat hai.
I: Aur pedicure ke baare mei aapka kya kehna hai??
Baapuji: Aree woh aajkal sabse jaroori hai.dekho Leela ka manicure , pedicure toh mai hi karta hoon, par Anupama ka karte hue accha thodi na lagta hai.
I : Aapne Anupama ko parlour jaane ke liye kyunnahi bola??
Baapuji: Beta, waise hi Shah parivaar ka majaak banahua hai aajkal. Ab yeh parlor mei jaayegi to manicure toh bolna aaya nahi abhi isse, baaki shabd kaise bolegi. Rahi sahi izzat bhi chali jaayegi.
I: ohh! Aapne bilkul sahi socha. Baapuji jab aap Baa ka manicure, pedicure kar sakte hai toh kya baa aapka nahi kar sakti. Isse paise bhi bach jaate aur thoda pyaar bhibadta.
Baapuji: Leela patni nahi panauti hai. Iski sirf jabaan hi chalti hai, baaki isko kuch nahi aata.
I: hmm!! Mai aapk dukh samajh sakti hoon. Hum sab bhi bahut bahu bahut pareshan hai aapki patni se. (mann mei, aap kaun sa kum hai, aap toh 10 kadam aage hai). Phir aapne anupama ke pedicure ke baare mei kya decide kiya ??
Baapuji: dekho beta , aisa hai ki ab shaadi ke baad Woh Anuj hi dekh lega. Mai toh jitna kar sakta tha, maine apnii beti ke liye kar diya. Shaadi ke baad woh jaane ya Anuj.
AK ne bhi poori sehmati di

baapuji 👇

Replace fire with jungle plzz.
P S; baccho ko Anupama serial se door rakhe


