Membr topic - kill , marry, hook up - Page 11

Originally posted by: Heisenberg17_

Hai.. look who's being all shy, here let me speak on your behalf. You should hook up with Mr Pyarelal, bechara, whoever he flirts with ends up deactivating their account, so you can brighten up his day.

You should marry Chotashakil, because he's a nice sansakri and sushil young man, and on suhaag raat, you can say khelti nahin cricket cricket.. Le lungi teri wicket wicket. 😆

With that, I think I've cemented my name is the kill list. 😆

Originally posted by: ChotaShakil420

Only hookup list with many members here 😆

Fashion tu kardi jivein Kylie Jenner ni 😆

Originally posted by: Heisenberg17_

Hai.. look who's being all shy, here let me speak on your behalf. You should hook up with Mr Pyarelal, bechara, whoever he flirts with ends up deactivating their account, so you can brighten up his day.

You should marry Chotashakil, because he's a nice sansakri and sushil young man, and on suhaag raat, you can say khelti nahin cricket cricket.. Le lungi teri wicket wicket. 😆

With that, I think I've cemented my name is the kill list. 😆

I know which list you're shooting for Heisenberg, you don't have to be so bashful. 😎😆

Here, lemme do the honors on behalf of both nathuP and chotashakil anyway. 😆

Originally posted by: Heisenberg17_

Hai.. look who's being all shy, here let me speak on your behalf. You should hook up with Mr Pyarelal, bechara, whoever he flirts with ends up deactivating their account, so you can brighten up his day.

You should marry Chotashakil, because he's a nice sansakri and sushil young man, and on suhaag raat, you can say khelti nahin cricket cricket.. Le lungi teri wicket wicket. 😆

With that, I think I've cemented my name is the kill list. 😆

Originally posted by: ChotaShakil420

bc chotyshakil ki ga** marlo pehly

🤣... no thanks Chotu, not interested. Here I was setting you up with item piece Smitten, aur tu yahan teri ga** marwane ki baat kar raha hai 😆

Originally posted by: SmittenKitten

I know which list you're shooting for Heisenberg, you don't have to be so bashful. 😎😆

Here, lemme do the honors on behalf of both nathuP and chotashakil anyway. 😆

Let me sing an Anu Malik song while I dodge these bullets.... Tan Tana Tan Tan Tara... chalti hai kya nau se bara

Originally posted by: Heisenberg17_

🤣... no thanks Chotu, not interested. Here I was setting you up with item piece Smitten, aur tu yahan teri ga** marwane ki baat kar raha hai 😆

excuse me sir, I didn’t know you were the matchmaker from hell. Can I please cancel this unwanted subscription to your shitty services? Thanks a ton! 😆

Originally posted by: SmittenKitten

excuse me sir, I didn’t know you were the matchmaker from hell. Can I please cancel this unwanted subscription to your shitty services? Thanks a ton! 😆

Tu haan kar yah na kar.. tu hai Chotu ki Smitten... 🤡

Plus, I gotta get you off my back, I'm like Ajay Devgan from HDDCS, except I actually want you gone! 😆

Originally posted by: Heisenberg17_

Tu haan kar yah na kar.. tu hai Chotu ki Smitten... 🤡

Plus, I gotta get you off my back, I'm like Ajay Devgan from HDDCS, except I actually want you gone! 😆

Oh you didn’t have to reiterate the last bit. I thought you already made that loud and clear by breaking into that Anu Malik pickup song ….. right before turning into Swiss cheese full of bullet holes. 🤡

But don’t let me stop you from fantasizing yourself as Ajay Devgan …. Just keep those mysterious, swoon worthy eyes peeled for blue ice and infinity. 😆

Originally posted by: SmittenKitten

Oh you didn’t have to reiterate the last bit. I thought you already made that loud and clear by breaking into that Anu Malik pickup song ….. right before turning into Swiss cheese full of bullet holes. 🤡

But don’t let me stop you from fantasizing yourself as Ajay Devgan …. Just keep those mysterious, swoon worthy eyes peeled for blue ice and infinity. 😆

Don't flatter yourself, that song wasn't for you. 🤡

Let's be honest, you want a piece of this, don't you?