Continuing from today's precap, here what came to my mind. Again a rambling
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Scene continuing as precap
Virat: Tumhe apna career chhodne ki zaroorat nahi hai Sai kyunki Kaku se meine jhoot kaha tha.
Sai: Kyaa? Jhoot Jhoot hota hai Virat sir. Jab tak aap Kaku ko sab sach nahi bata dete hum iss rishte ko aage nahi badhayenge...
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Virat starts sweating. He had found the love of his life and she was equally into it too but this new development was baffling him. Unable to think what to do, Virat ponders.
Sai: Aap kya soch rahe ho Virat sir?
Virat: Soch raha hu ki tumhari baat sahi hai.
Virat (in his mind): Mere mann aur tann mei jo toofan umad rahe hai uska kya karu?
Virat screams IDEAAA
Sai: Kya hua?
Virat: Tum change karke fresh ho jao. Mei kaku ko batake aata hu aur sabko samjha dunga.
Sai: Mei bhi chalti hu.
Virat: Nahi. Tum yehi raho aur change kar lo aur mujhe call karo jab tumhara ho jaye.
Sai: Virat sir par mei neeche aana chahti hu. Aap akele kaise sambhalenge.
Virat:
Virat messages in CN WhatsApp group: Aap sab se ek important baat karni hai. Please neeche aajayiye. Sorry to disturb!
In ZA
Bhavu: Kya hua Virat? Tumne aaj wapas hame bula liya neeche itni raat ko
Sonali: Ye Virat ko raat ratri night mei hum sabko bulane ki aadat ho gayi hai
Samrat: Kya hua shiva? Koi problem hai kya?
Patralekha: Kya hua Virat? Sab theek toh hai Virat? Kahi Sai ne fir se tumse jhagda kiya kya? Kya woh ghar chhodke jana chahti hai
Karishma: Patralekha bhabhi, abhi toh Sai bhabhi bahu bani hai iss ghar ki, itni jaldi nahi jayegi.
Aai: Godu, sab theek hai na?
Bhavu: Arre sab shaant raho. Kya hua Virat? Kya kiya hai uss junglee mulgi ne?
Virat is nervous. He keeps quiet as everyone grows impatient.
Sai messages him. "Virat sir, sab theek hai? Mei ready hu. Kya mei neeche aa jau."
Virat gets the cue that Sai is ready. He immediately says...
Virat: Meine aapko yaha isliye bulaya hai... Kaku khaas karke aapko ki ye batane ki... Ki..Ki.Kii
Virat pauses... Everyone is eyeing him without blinking
Virat: Ki... AAPKE SAATH EK CHHOTA SA PRANK HUA HAI...Sai doctor banegi, aur kaam bhi karegi... POPATTTT
Before anyone could react, Virat runs... Runs like a gazelle, runs as if his life depended on it, runs as if he is a trembling goat and the family a group of hungry lions.
Panting, Virat reaches his room and bolts the door.
Sai: Virat sir, kya hua? Aap itna haaf kyu rahe hai? Kuch hua kya? Gharwalo ne kya kaha?
Virat: Meine unka response suna hi nahi. Bhaaga chala aaya. Tum toh janti ho ki ek baar woh log chalu ho gaye toh rukte hi nahi. Ab toh meine bata diya hai. Ab toh mat roko.
Sai: Haa Virat sir. Abhi Nahate waqt meine bhi yehi socha ki unke wajah se mei apne aap ko kyu roku.
Virat: Wahiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Dekho Sai tumhe khone ke wajah se mei darr gaya tha. Aur Darr ke aage jeet hai ya nahi, ye toh nahi pata. Magar tharak zaroor hai.
Sai giggles.
Sai: Aao Virat sir sambhog kare...
Excited Virat lifts her in his arms and rushes to his bed and switches on music as he could hear family almost banging his door.
Khatam
Thoda silly hai but
Tagging people who will still forgive me despite reading this silly piece. Everyone is welcome!
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