Originally posted by: Chinmayi18
Epi - 125
Mansi and Sumi tries to convince Appu for sharing bedroom with shashank
A : no I can't do that. Is ghar me koi guest room hogi mai waha par shift ho jati ho. Nahi isse better hai ki mai khadus ko hi bhej deti hu us guest room me.
Mansi : us guest room me guests ruke hue hai na
A : OK to me papa ko call karti hu aur unke sath chali jati hu apne ghar wapas ye best hai
Kukki : nahi Appu papa ko call mat karna warna Ashubh hoga. Aaj ka Madhuchandra ritual (first night) bahut important ritual hai, tumhe karna hi padega warna...
A : warna kya?? Kuch nahi hoga aap muze dara kyu rahe ho
Mansi : warna wo Netra!! Netra bolegi ki maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki Apurva ek bigdi hui ladki hai, dekha usne prove bhi kar diya. Netra aise taunts maregi to tumhe chalega
Kukki : aur tumhari shadi valid nahi hogi ye ritual complete kiye bina
A : No 😢 kukki tum ye milk ka glass kyu lekar aaye ho? Muze milk pasand nahi hai, mai bilkul bhi nahi pine wali hu ye milk never
Kukki : Are Appu ye milk tumhe nahi pina hai. Jab shashank aayega tab tum ye milk use dena aur sharmate hue kehna - suniye ji, ye dudh aapke liye pijiye na 🙈 aisa bolna hai. Bologi na tum?
A : nahi ha nahi. Bilkul bhi nahi! Mai aisa kuch nahi bolne wali us khadus ko 😡
Sumi : Appu husband - wife ke beech me pyar badhe is liye ye ritual karni padti hai
A : achha! but exactly karna kya hai
Mansi bhabhi and Sumi khadus ke pas jana, hath pakadna, yahi sab bate batati hai Appu ko 😆
A : par mai kya bol rahi hu, ye ritual hum cancel kar dete hai. Mai nahi karne wali ye sab kuch jao (irritate )
Kukki : Appu.. Appu ab hum tumhe kaise samjhaye ki ye ritual... ( suddenly shashank comes)
S : tum sab abhi bhi yahi ho kya, laga hi tha muze. Kya kukki, Kal bank band hai kya?
Kukki : bank chalu hai, par mai chhutti par hu kal
S : pata hi tha muze, yahi expected tha tumne. Par muze bahut kam hai, Kal jaldi office bhi jana hai is liye aap sab jayiye ab, Good night !
Mansi : Dever ji hum jaye 🤪
S : ha bhabhi ( how cutely he said " Ho vahini ya aata "🙈)
A : nahi! Ruko sab, koi bhi kahi bhi nahi jayega. Aur kukki tum bhi kal office mat jana. Sirf khadus akela hi jayega kal office. Fir uske jane ke bad, hum sab enjoy karenge achhe se
S : 😡 yahi.. yahi enjoyment me kabhi bhi compromise nahi kiya tumne isi liye graduation bhi complete nahi kar payi ho tum. Ab kal se mai ek time table dunga tumhe use follow karna, achhe se study karna ok? ( Ye khadus aur iska time table 😂)
A : ( become aggressive) I know yahi chahiye, yahi tumhe 😡
S : ek minute dur se bat karo, dur raho tum
A : pehle bolne to do muze
S : bolo.. Bolo... Bolo
A : ye muze time table dega fir mai study karungi, bahut sara study karungi. Fir muze first class milega aur mai chali jaungi yaha se as per contract. Tum kar lena dusri shadi fir Netra Tai se 😡
S : Are, tumhari Netra Tai ka yaha par kya kam
Sumi : Appu tum aaj to jhagda mat karo shashank Dada se plz
A : Sumi ! Tumhara ye Dada hi jhagdta rehta hai muzse samjhi tum
S : maine kab jhagda kiya ha?
Mansi : ( side me jakar) Appu hamne kya decide kiya tha aaj jhagda bilkul bhi nahi right
A : OK. Par ye sab mai sirf aur sirf aap sab ke liye kar rahi hu, warna muze koi interest nahi hai is khadus me
S : kya gadbad chal rahi hai waha par
Kukki : ( interfering) kuch nahi Mansi Appu ko bata rahi hai ki aaj se tum dono Navra - bayko (husband -wife) ho
S : tumhe itni dur se sab sunai diya Kya
Kukki : nahi, wo hamari code language hai flying kiss aise (karke dikhata hai 🤭)
Mansi : Dever ji ab aap dono ki shadi ho gayi hai, is liye aapko ek sath rehna hi padega atleast 1 year
Kukki : tum dono ko bhi karna hai jhagda ya fir pyar wo isi char divari ke andar karna hai ab
S : lecture dekar Ho gaya ho, to sab nikliye yaha se ab , chaliye.. Chaliye
Kukki : hum yahi baith ne wale hai.. Kukki gang follow me
S : follow me means.. ( sab bed par adda jamate hai khadus ko ignore karke 😂) aap sab yaha par bate nahi kar sakte, bahar jakar tambu laga dijiye aur rat bhar danga kariye I don't care. Par yaha nahi yaha muze sona hai. Aur is sample (Appu) ko bhi lekar jao apne sath 🤣
A : ab to mai yahi baithungi!! Kyunki is room par mera bhi equal.. Haq hai
S : suno, Dada kaka ne ye room tumhare nam par nahi ki hai
Kukki : Are tumhare Dada kaka ne tumhe pura ka pura Appu ke nam par kar diya hai aur tumhe room ki padi hai 🤣( fir sab picnic ki planning karne lagte hai)
S : Kya aap sab bhi, kam wam chhodkar picnic ki planning kar rahe ho.gharwalo ne bhi kya bala bandh di hai mere gale mai
A : bala means?
Kukki : bahut buri
Appu gusse me khadus ki collar pakad leti hai
S : collar chhodo
A : nahi
S : maine kaha collar chhodo
A : maine bhi kaha na nahi 😡
S : kukki
Kukki : Appu beta aaj hi tum dono ki shadi hui hai
A : nahi
K. : ye tumhara husband hai
A : nahi
K : aaj tumhari suhagrat hai
A : nahi😡
K : Are mai tumhara uncle hu
A : no. I mean yes! Sorry uncle.. I mean kukki I'm sorry. Sirf tumhare kehne par mai is khadus ko maf karti hu. It's OK khadus.
S : pagal ho jaunga, aap sab ke sath rehkar mai pagal hi ho jaunga. Mai ja raha hu ( bed par baith jata hai)
Kukki : jata hu bolkar, yahi baith gaya (sab hasne lagte hai 🤭)
Khadus gusse me room se bahar jane lagta hai
A : tum nahi ja sakte
S : kyu
A : dekho khadus, aaj agar tumne mere sath jhagda kiya na, to mai sach me Dada kaka se tumhari complaint kar dungi
S : jao karo
Kukki : Are gayi wo, roko use ( khadus immediately dar ke Appu ko rok leta hai. By the way aise kon rokta hai? Khadus Appu ka hath pakad kar use pull karta hai then use round me ghuma deta hai 😂 ye konsi style hai)
S : tum nahi ja sakti.Dada kaka ko kuch bhi mat bolna warna muzse bura koi nahi hoga fir
A : achha! Kya karoge tum
S : Mai... Mai tumhe 1 chapter 10 bar pura likhne ke liye dunga as a Gruh-kary
A : what
S : homework, aisa homework dunga tumhe mai
A : kon ho tum? Ho Kon tum? Teacher ho kya? Mai tumhara homework complete kyu karungi (chillakar)
Kukki : Are kitne baje hai, sab so rahe hai chup raho tum dono. Aur aaj tumhara Madhuchandra hai, be romantic. Shashank tum ready ho chalo gana gao ( sabke bahut request karne par bhi khadus gana nahi gata but jab Appu sabke behalf par dhamki I mean request karti hai 😆tab khadus man jata hai is condition par ki gana khatam hone ke bad kukki gang chali jayengi uske room se )
Kukki : tum dono ka honeymoon hai, tum Appu ke liye romantic song gane wale ho. To is room ka environment bhi romantic ho is liye Sumi lights dim kar do
Dim lights, candles ka ujala, 90's special old Marathi romantic song " Aatach Amruta chi barsun ratr geli " shappu's expressions, eye -locks, ek moment ke liye shashank ka Appu ke close aakar use pyar se dekhna fir immediately aage chale jana, aur fir Appu ka apne khadus ko niharana = OMG perfect romantic scene ise kehte hai simple yet beautiful first night 🙈
Gana gate hue khadus kho jata hai gane me completely and Appu bhi 😳
Kukki, Mansi room me chup jate hai
Gana khatam hote hi khadus Sumi ko room se Vida karke door lock kar deta hai
A : tumne door lock kyu kiya 😢
S : door open rakh kar hi sona hai kya? Agar tum comfortable nahi ho, to bahar jakar so jao 😡
A : mai kyu jau, tum jau. Waise bhi to muze is room se in fact is ghar se bhi bahar nikalna chahte ho I know that
S : jhagda karo, din rat, subah sham sirf jhagda hi karti raho tum mere sath
A : sorry I'm sorry
S : tumne muze sorry bola, kaise??
A : tumhe nahi bola, Mansi bhabhi ko bola hai. Unhone muze samjhaya tha ki aaj khadus se... Dever ji se jhagda mat karna is liye
S : thank God kuch achha bhi sikha raha hai tumhe. Ek bat batao muze kaha sona hai
A : yahi bedpar
S : tum comfortable ho na, tumhe koi problem to nahi hai
A : hogi to tum kaha sone wale ho us chair pe ya fir floar pe😅 so jao chupchap jaha bed par
S : OK ( sote time chamsha nikalna bhul jata hai is liye Appu hasti hai) isme hasne jaisa Kya hai, galti se ho jata hai aisa kabhi kabhi
Appu mission 3 steps of Madhuchandra complete karne ki koshish karti hai
1) khadus ke hath par apna hath rakhti hai, khadus wo hath dheere se uthakar side me kar deta hai
2) khadus ko hug karke soti hai, khadus Chillate hue Uth jata hai
S : ye kya kar rahi ho tum
A : wo aaj hamara Madhuchandra ka ritual hai na is liye
S : tum kya kar rahi ho tumhe kuch samjh me bhi aata hai....
3) immediately Appu khadus ko kiss karti hai gal par, khadus shock se almost marne hi wala tha us din luckily bach gaya 🤣