Originally posted by: Abhiya_cuteOne is vampire, one is zombie in human form 🤣
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Originally posted by: Abhiya_cuteOne is vampire, one is zombie in human form 🤣
exactly 🤣
pushing back to front page 😆
Authors: Meghana @simply.meghana and Nikita @abhaythevampire
Birdie tries Tinder: A PKYEK Spoof
Misha and Piya are passing by when they hear back to back chimes on Birdie’s phone, which is lying unattended on the nightstand.
Piya: Why is she getting so many notifications? *leans over for a peek*
Misha: I thought she didn’t have friends. Is someone texting her?
Piya: OMFG! No, it's TINDER! Birdie is on Tinder!
Misha: What?! Are you sure?
Piya: Take a look for yourself. *she grabs the phone and holds it up to Misha’s face. Misha takes it and stares blankly*
Misha: Do you know her passcode? I need to see her profile. *she tries some random numbers but they don't work*
Piya: Maybe it’s some guy’s birthday?
Misha: No no, it has to be something else….Hmm….how much did papa spend on her last wedding?
Piya: I think it was around 978000 rupees. I remember because I couldn't go to Paris for my model shoot… ☹️
Misha: Bingo!
*In the meantime, Panchi comes running to take her phone from them.*
Panchi: What the hell are you two doing? Piya, now that you can't do your jassosi on Abhay, have you started targeting me?
Piya: We were just curious. I have never seen your phone have so many notifications before.
Misha: Since when are you on Tinder?!
Panchi: You unlocked my phone?! How? And how dare you open the apps?
Misha: It wasn’t that hard. *shrugs* We all know how much you love spending on weddings.
Piya: Speaking of weddings, are you in the mood for yet another one?
Panchi: *looks down blushingly and dreamily* ……Maybe.
Misha: Birdie why? Why? I got to say goodbye to the new seat covers I was planning to buy for my bike…
Piya: Bye bye trip to Shimla with Abhay.
Panchi: You both are so selfish! What about my happiness? *starts uncontrollably sobbing*
Misha and Piya: O_o We are selfish? We are not the ones planning our millionth wedding!
Misha: And papa is already upset with the expenditures last time. He is going to have to pull a Vijay Malya to pay for this wedding now.
Piya: *imagines indian kids starving just so their father could loot the country to pay for Birdie’s wedding*
Misha: Let me see some of these guys. *she takes the phone and starts swiping left*
Panchi: Hey stop it! *tries to snatch it, but Misha keeps moving it out of her reach*
*The doorbell rings*
Piya: You two continue….this, and I’ll get the door. It must be Tracker and Alina.
*Misha and Panchi bicker about her phone, and Piya answers the door. The two are loud enough for the others to hear downstairs*
Ruhi: What drama is going on upstairs?
Piya: We found Panchi on Tinder!
Tracker: Really? Let me see! Let me see!
*Tracker runs upstairs and Piya and Alina follow behind*
Tracker: Misha, show me the profile!
Panchi: Not you too Tracker!
Tracker: The whole world can see your profile on Tinder but not us?! What partiality is this?
Alina: I wanna see!
*They all snatch the phone from each other's hand, swiping left each time.*
Misha: Okay wait!! Everyone stop!
*Everyone freezes. Misha brings her laptop and casts Panchi’s phone to it*
Misha: Perfect, now we can all see it at the same time.
Piya: Oh look, it's Pintoo!
Tracker: Misha, do you want to swipe right on him on your profile?
Misha: I don’t have a profile! Nor do I want one. A hard left swipe on him!
Alina: Oh Tracker, maybe you wanna swipe right now! It's Angad!
Tracker: But this is Panchi's profile…
Piya: Maybe you can create your own!
Misha: Don't you already have one, Tracker?
Panchi: Guys, what are you all doing? That's my profile and my phone!
*Tracker swipes through more profiles, and stops at another familiar face*
Tracker: Hey look! It’s Sid!
Misha: Oh this is getting fun! Birdie, what do you say, left or right?
Panchi: *blushes hard and doesn’t say a word*
Tracker: *plays ‘mann mein laddu foota’ tone on her phone*
Alina: That's a right swipe from Panchi I believe!
Piya: *contemplates calling Abhay* Excuse me for a minute.
Misha: *grins* Going to send this to your boyfriend?
Panchi: *swipes right when everyone is distracted*
Alina: I saw that!
*Meanwhile at the Raichand Mansion*
Abhay checks the profile Piya shared and bursts out laughing seeing Sid on Tinder.
Abhay: What happened big brother? Dehradun girls rejecting you so badly that you have to match with Panchi? Tune toh vampires ki naak kata di!
Sid: She did what?! *grabs Abhay’s phone and stares at the screen* Umm…she does look delicious though!
Abhay: *shakes his head in disgust and sees Haseena walking by* Hey mom, we need to make a profile on Shaadi.com for Sid.
Haseena : *with a glint in her eyes* We do?
Abhay: He’s so desperate to get hitched that he matched with Panchi on Tinder.
Haseena: Oh that's wonderful! A wedding in the house! Our neighbour, Sharmaji, keeps asking me when my children will get married, and finally I get to plan one.
Sid: *rolls his eyes and tosses Abhay’s phone on the couch*
Haseena: *sees Piya and Abhay’s picture on the lock screen* Oh right Abhay, let's get you two married as well!
Abhay: O_o What? How? Why? When did I become your target?
Haseena: Don't think of it as becoming a target. We’re simply saving money! Right, Chand?
Chand: You are all going to ignore my advice on not dating humans, so why even ask?
Haseena: Come on Chand! Don't be a buzzkill.
Chabd: Fine. As long as I don't have to give up my rooh afza, I really don't care.
Haseena: I will call Madhu!
Abhay: O_o I did not see it come back to bite me!
Sid: *falls of the sofa laughing*
*Back at the Dobriyal House*
Madhu: Oh Haseena, that's wonderful news. Finally, I can get Panchi married and be done with all this.
Arnab: *sweating profusely* Another wedding? *checks bank balance on his phone; it’s close to zero*
Madhu: And Piya as well? That’s even more wonderful news.
Arnab: Ramu, call the doctor. I think I'm having a heart attack.
Ramu: But sir, you don’t have the money for a hospital trip right now.
Arnab: Time to commit some serious tax fraud then. *calls Vijay Malya for tips*
*In the girls room*
Misha: Hey Birdie look! I found all your ex-fiances on Tinder. There's Danish and that's Neel (his profile has picture of dog) 🤣
Panchi: *blushes hard and tries to unplug the laptop*
Piya: Oh my god, you’re blushing. But how will you select one out of these three?
Panchi: I—don’t know.
Misha: Oh, I have an idea. Let’s have an online swayamvar!
Everyone else (in unison): Huh?!
Misha: Well…Birdie wants a lavish wedding, but papa is out of money. So whoever can throw the most Karan Johar style grand wedding, gets Birdie.
Alina: I don't understand whether Birdie is a prize or a punishment.
Piya: Sounds fair. I’m placing my bets on Neel.
Ruhi: *winks* Why? So the Raichand’s won’t go bankrupt and have money for your and Abhay’s wedding?
Piya: *looks away* N-no…it’s not like that.
Panchi: But Sid is richer than the rest right?
Everyone: *stops whispering amongst themselves and all give her sly looks*
Ruhi: Oh….so you have a Sid bias? *winks again*
Misha: Then we don't need a swayamvar. That was easy!
Panchi: No no….I still want to see how far they can go!
Misha : *creates a whatsapp group - Birdie ka swayamvar 🍋🌶🍋🌶* Attention, attention, attention! Papa has gone broke after planning Birdie’s last wedding, so whoever can plan the most lavish wedding for Birdie will get her hand in marriage.
Sid: I don’t understand. What are we doing?
Danish: I will take out loans if necessary!!!
Neel: Sorry, Neel can’t come to the phone right now. He is busy breaking another bed!
Panchi: *hides her face in a pillow while everyone else gives the chat weird looks*
Piya: Oh no. I was counting on Neel, but Danish seems the most desperate…
Misha: Guys seriously, how can you prove that you have the capacity to throw the most lavish wedding party for Birdie?!
Danish: *floods the chat with old pictures of them and sneaks an image of his bank balance along with loan applications*
Neil: *sends a picture of his bank balance, drawing more eyes than Danish’s, and then sends a stock image of a bed with a winky face emoji*
Alina: *sees this and rolls her eyes, maybe even gags a little*
Misha: Hmm….interesting. Sid, want to submit your proof?
Sid: *sends a screenshot of his bank balance without saying anything else*
Piya: *fuming* Abhay told me they were struggling financially….liar… They are still the richest in the whole of Dehradun *texts him an angry message on the side*
Panchi: Wow…..*starts daydreaming of the perfect wedding*
Misha: 🥳🥳 Sid wins by a landslide! Now come and claim your prize! Piya, we can finally order some pizza for tonight!
Abhay: Sid, you stupid oaf! Dad is gonna kick you out again for spending all this money!
Sid: *shrugs* I’ll just go be a ghar jamai or something. Or buy a new house.
Piya: Maybe you two can go live in that ruined pandher palace which you were so keen on buying!
*Metz got added in Birdie ka swayamvar out of nowhere*
Abhay and Sid: Ok, now who the hell added her?!
Everyone: Not me!
*Abhay left the group*
*Sid left the group*
*Everyone left the group*
Panchi: But my wedding! *starts sobbing uncontrollably again*
Nikki can we get a title and index update plz? 😳
done doneOriginally posted by: simply.meghanaNikki can we get a title and index update plz? 😳
Originally posted by: Abhaythevampiredone done
thanks! but it still says pg 5 in the title 🤣
r oh i completly forgot about title. Thanks for catching it. Done now 😆
maate ab to ise unres kar dijiye. And lage haathon baki dono par b apni vishesh tippani avashya dijiyega 🤣
Oh god what did I just read 🤣🤣🤣
🐥 Ka swayamvar 🍋🌶️🤣🤣
The best was Ramu informing Arnab that he can't even afford a trip to the hospital 🤣🤣
Danish is still desperate to marry 🐥, Neel has some bedtod plans 🤣 and Sid is probably gonna get thrown out of the house for pulling this stunt 🤣
Aur Metz yaha tak bhi pahunch gayi 🤣
told u this was fun now read others too 🤣Originally posted by: White-LilacOh god what did I just read 🤣🤣🤣
🐥 Ka swayamvar 🍋🌶️🤣🤣
The best was Ramu informing Arnab that he can't even afford a trip to the hospital 🤣🤣
Danish is still desperate to marry 🐥, Neel has some bedtod plans 🤣 and Sid is probably gonna get thrown out of the house for pulling this stunt 🤣
Aur Metz yaha tak bhi pahunch gayi 🤣
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