Hello Ji. I'm your pyaara,cute, adorable, dashing Meet Alhawat. I'm the husband and lovely boyfriend of Meet Ustad. Mera father Sahab Rajvardhan Alhawat, aur Mataji Babita Alhawat hain.
So, today we are going to talk about how you can love your significant other without realizing, accepting or confessing (cz why not? 😆)
1) Pehla toh karo usko friendzone.😎 Remember Bollywood mantra 'Pyaar dosti hain'? So make her your friend, but not any casual friend. Ekdum best friend. 🥱Try to be her no.1 priority. Matlab get jealous even of your father who gets the chance of dropping her to college. 🙄Let her know that all rights are reserved for you and only you. 🤚
2) Baki you can spend 24/7 with her. Give her surprises (even on Vday😆) . Make her feel special, but don't get intimate with her. Desires control karlo as you are not a creep. 🤬
3) Agar by chances desire dikh jaya aur Dil ke jazbaat harkaton se Baya ho jaya then quickly propose her to be your GF. 🙈But be sure you don't say I love you (as that's the whole purpose of this class😳). You can say you like her. Now, you can get intimate with her. Socially sanctioned intimacy 👍🏼No rok tok (unless you have a ustaad gf. Toh phir papad belna parenga )
4) more chipko with her. Head nudges are a safe way to be close. 😜You get a close glimpse of their lips (I'm sure one day you will claim them so don't hurry. Enjoy the slow burn 😉) and you can also feel their breathe. Always share food, it's like sharing a kiss. Never eat without her. You can also sing her to 😴. Give her hugs and make her used to forehead kisses (blissful kisses ❤️).She will be completely and totally used to being with you😉
5) Bubble wrap her as you know if she gets hurt, so will you. Tell her how you can't see her getting hurt, how it affects you, how you can't even imagine living without her. Cry buckets for their well being and safety ( and honestly if you love them genuinely you will automatically cry. Warna please khudka aur ladki ka time waste maat karo. This post is only for saacha ashique 😡)
6) If you have a difficult gf like I do 😅. Phir bhi no problem. You can always find excuse to come closer. Measuring tape, gulaal, aata and heartbeat sessions pe detailed notes class k end pe mil jayaga👍🏼. Trust me one day you will get lucky and your gf will plan a beautiful date only to make you feel special because you have literally been a sweetheart 😘. If that doesn't happen, apne harkatain uspe daal do. Keh do why are YOU being so touchy touchy and naughty naughty? Cz romance ko ke pata use Karne wala gf hain ya bf 😆
7) If she is about to go on a vacation or a work trip, and you have to do long distance for some time, then take duniya bhar k kaasma waadain from her. Tell her that you want to be with her till the end of times. Tell her you will miss her, and she MUST miss you. Tell her that you fell in love with her voice/hair/culinary skills/ dancing skills/nose pin/ oxygen anything...bas I love you maat kehna (cz again that's the main purpose of the class. We save the best for the best time😈)
Remind her again that you are her priority. Koyi exchange offer nahi chalega.😉
8) take care of her, treasure her, celebrate her success, even her failure, inspire her, cry for her, and laugh with her. Because even if you don't say, you do LOVE her.
P.S-Nazar utarna, mannat manga, aur uske liya pray karna is also recommended (especially if both of you are religious)
Main jata Hoon. Mera biwi ko pata nahi kaunsa awara ney Munni bulaya. Zara uska pata laga kay ataa hoon. 😭 Woh academy gayi hain aur waha woh Hawa bhi agaya hain. I have to stay more alert and pray for her more.
Best of luck to all the future saccha Ashiques😎
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