Originally posted by: arya212002
Toshu is behaving like that only.. post daal diya ab chitti ki zimmedari Kinjal ki 🤣🤣
This reminds me of a joke....🤣
Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce.
Problem: Who should get custody of the child??
Wife jumped up and said: My Lord! I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. He should be in my custody.
The judge turns to Husband and says: What do you have to say in your defense?
The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.
My Lord, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it? Machine's or mine?
Yeh sunke... Wife replied: Judge Saheb... Bartan Mera... Doodh bhi mera... aur usme Dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond daalne se dahi bana to fir wo dahi kiska?
Mera ya do boond daalne wale ka???
Husband replied: Typewriter mein Kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, fir chitthi kiski? Type-writer ki ya meri?
Frustrated Judge: Abey saale, agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par custody ki naubat hi na aati…🤣
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