Biggest Loser in Movie History - Page 2

Originally posted by: Just_Say_Cheese

I happened to watch this too

God, it was so so so irritating!! Ughhh

But, I had forgotten this. She blames herself??

Originally posted by: Wistfulness

Let me rant against a trashy piece of shit I had the misfortune of watching in my childhood. 🤪

Bhala hai bura hai jaisa bhi hai

Mera pati mera devta hai

^ This doormat anthem is the introduction to this garbage and now you might know how problematic the film is. 😭

Kishan's (Rishi Kapoor) domineering father forces him to marry his friend's daughter...a village girl who's both unattractive and unrefined with crass mannerisms and a hilarious hairstyle which resembles a dog's tail. A depressed Kishan then goes to the city and falls for an independent city girl, Radha. He hides his past from her and they marry. Somehow his 1st wife lands up in the same house where Kishan lives with his 2nd wife and complications arise. 🤪

2nd wife then takes it upon herself to refine both looks and mannerisms of the 1st wife out of sympathy and Kishan starts feeling attracted and even guilty as his first wife makes a significant progress in both departments. The cringefest ends with the 2nd wife committing suicide after getting to know the truth and blames herself for coming between her husband and his 1st wife. In a true mahaan devi style, she dies only after eliciting a promise from Kishan that he'd take care of her didi turned sautan saheli blah blah. 😆

I haven't watched this movie but I have watched the bhojpuri remake.😆

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woN_RxKivRA

The story is the same like you described except the ending.😆

Originally posted by: Wistfulness

Yeah I think so. She commits suicide because she feels her illegally wedded husband belongs to his first legally wedded wife. 🤪😆

Why didn’t she kill him instead?

Originally posted by: SmittenKitten

If you think that thread on Haan Maine Bhi Pyar Kiya Hai thread inspired me to create this topic, you guessed right!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIX8Dfa05lQ

The most unceremonious moment starts at 6:10, for your viewing pleasure.

Originally posted by: Chameli_billi

Why didn’t she kill him instead?

Originally posted by: AwaamKiJaan

I haven't watched this movie but I have watched the bhojpuri remake.😆

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woN_RxKivRA

The story is the same like you described except the ending.😆

What's the ending BTW?

Originally posted by: SmittenKitten

And get this, the bride spent the first half of the movie as Abhishek's wife. He was already married to her at one point, only to cheat on her and then desert her ....who was then left on her own to put the pieces back together to make herself whole again. He had his shot but he blew it!

When she found a decent man who loved her (Akshay) the second half of the movie, and was only minutes away from taking the saat pheres and Janam janam ke vows, the directors thought it was a great idea not just to bring Abhishek's miserable @$$ back to the scene but actually walk away with the bride without any redemption whatsoever!

Kuch Naa Kaho has almost the same plot but with a different ending, thankfully. Abhishek plays the decent man there though. The loser was played by Arbaaz Khan. 😆

Originally posted by: Wistfulness

WTH! It has a bhojpuri remake too? 😆

What's the ending BTW?

They decided to share their husband in the end.😆

The trophy for the biggest loser in the history of loserville is Abhishek Bachan’s character from Hain Maine Bhi Pyar Kiya Hai. I’ve already expressed how I felt about him in the other thread (very aggressive and violent thoughts).

https://youtu.be/IpsYGkAu2KE

The runner up for the second biggest loser is Chandrachur’s character in Josh. His salivating expressions, blue cap, tucked in yellow shirt and mini shorts as he skips around town stalking the girl is the most loserish thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

https://youtu.be/B1kfVoCYQLE

Third runner up. I hated Akshaye Khanna’s character in Taal. He also looked like a first grade creep, dressed in a hoodie that looked stolen from the Klu Klux Klan, taking photos of Aishwarya while she was all but stripping in the rain. His whole persona in the film was a turn off, especially when he didn’t care to find out how much his asshole of a dad disrespected Aish and her father. Instead he decided to thump his chest like a gorilla and roar “mEri BaUji mEri LiYe sAb kUcH hAi, sAb kuCh”. I would have pulled off the necklace he gifted me and told the asshole to shove em up his and his SabKuchBaujis ass.

MAJOR EDIT

I forgot about the grinch villain from Raja Ki Aayegi Bharat. WTF. He is the definition of a loser. I can’t even fathom how TF he got a happy ending? He not only brutally raped the heroine in front of school kids but also beat her up when they were married. Somehow instead of having his di*ck chopped off and fed to him while getting skinned alive in slow motion, he got a happy ending with her instead.

Kapil Sharma's character in his debut movie.. I mean what on earth!

then, there's the so called lead in raja ki ayegi baraat movie who got away scotfree after raping someone.. that movie still boils my blood, kidney, liver and everything

there's another old movie starring Rekha and Jitendre which had similar story has Haan.. Main be bhi pyaar kia.. In that, Rekha has a kid who then helps his father reconcile with his mother.. I would have still digested it but they actually made someone say the dialogue in Jitendre's pretend marriage k his second wife will forgive him if he commits a mistake unintentionally