Place
Swarg lok๐๐น๐ท๐บ๐ธ๐ต๏ธ๐ป๐ผ๐ฎ๐๏ธ
Manisha zameen pe para hota hai aur bhains๐ Apne Jeep se uske chehre ko chat Rahi hoti hai. ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
Ki Achanak โจโก๐๐ซ
uski nind khul jaati Hai.!!!!๐
Bhains ๐Ko dekhkar woh daar jata hai๐ง๐ง๐ง
Aur zor se chilata hai
Baccha ooooooooooo โกโกโจ๐๐ซ
Manish:- Aree yeh kis astable mai,
ah Gaya Hun mai ?
(Tabhi Manish ki najaar Kartik per prati hai๐ฅบ)
Kartik ke sar mai bandage ๐ฉน๐ค hota hai .
Me in my mind:- ๐ค (naira se kal pita tha!
usi ka tag hoga๐ฉน)
Manish :- Karthik!
Mere bete tum yaha ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
(emotion music in the background)
Tum yaha mujhe Milne niche ah gaye mere beta ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Mujhe yakin nahi ho raha ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
Karthik:- papa!๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
Manish :- papa !papa!
kya kar raha hai !
aja mere gale lag ja mere bete ๐ซ
Tabhi Achanak Yamraj Ji bolate Hai๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
Note:- please read yamaaj's ji dialogues in Gabbar style)
Yumraaj:- R o Karthik Papa Ki kitni saddiya thi?๐ค
Kartik:- Ji doh Prabhu๐๐๐
Yamraj :- Aur tumhari ?๐ค
Kartik :- Ji teen !๐๐๐
Yumraj :- Papa Ki doh ๐ค๐ค
tumhari teen ๐ค๐ค๐ค
Yah to badi na insafi hai!!๐ง๐ง
Tum sasura manish Khud doh shaadi karke baithe ho!๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
Aur
Kartik ki teen karva ke plane se fek diye ho!
Aur
Abhimanyu Ki yaha ek nahi hone de rahe ho?
Aisa kyu?๐๐๐๐คท๐คท๐คท
Manish:- Karthik !๐ฅธ๐ฅธ๐ฅธ
yeh nautanki wala kaun hai ?๐๐๐๐๐
Kartik:- Papa !
yah nautanki wala nahi
Balki
sakshat khud Yamraj Ji Hain!๐
Joh aapse baat kar rahe hain!
Manish:- Yamraj!!๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฒ๐ฏ
Kartik :- ji ha .
mai niche nahi !
Balki aap upar ah gaye hai! ๐ฉ๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด
Manish in shocking State :-
To kya mai mar Gaya Hun?๐๐๐๐๐
Yumraj :- Nahin hum tumhe Lori Suna ne
yaha lekar aaye Hai ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
kyunki Tum so nahin rahe the!!!๐คท๐คท๐คท๐๐๐
Abey pagla gaye ho !
Kabhi school mai pustak (books) nahi pari thi kya?
Hamara yani Yamraj ka kya kaam hota hai ?๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก
Manish:- mai maar gaya !!!๐๐ฅด๐ญ๐ญ
Yamraj:- Abey chilkoot! ๐คฆ
Prithvi lok per tumhara bin matlab bhashan๐ข๐๐๐ค๐ฃ๏ธ
dekar tumhen yahan apaharan karke laya gaya hai ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐๐๐
Manish:- matlab ?
Yamraj :- matlab agar tum Abhimanyu Aksara Ke rishte ke liye Mane to theek ๐๐ค
Nahi toh wapus jane ka reservation cancel ๐ก๐
phir yahi bhains ๐ki Pooch ke sath bandh ke pure perlok ka Brahman Karwaye ge aur kya ๐๐๐
Manish :- Aisa thodi hota hai Prabhu!
yeh to jabardasti ho gai !๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฅด๐ฅด
Yamraj:- toh sasura tum itne din se kya kar rahe the Prithvi lok pe?
Ab chhako apni dava ka swad.๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Kaise lagta hai jab koi jabardasti faisla thoptta Hai๐คท๐คท๐คท๐คท
Manish :- Mujhe maaf kare Prabhu๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Mujhe Akal ah gai hai ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
mujhe wapas jaane De๐๐๐
Yamraj :- beta abhi toh aaye Ho ๐
Thodi yahan tumhari khatir dari karte hain fir aaram se chale jana๐๐๐๐๐ซ
Manish:- matlab?
Yumraaj:- pehle abhimanyu wapas ah kar tumara ilaj toh kare .๐คท๐คท๐คท
Aur agar tumare circus mandali Parivar ne uski jamanat Nahin karvai toh Bhai
Tumara ho jaye ga tata bye bye ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
Manish shocked !๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ
Yamraj rocks !๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ
Ps. Aaj abhi ka sorry bolne ka style mast tha
Kya attitude tha .
Ish se toh yamraaj bhi impressed hai ๐๐ฅฐ๐๐คฉ๐ฅณ๐ฅฐ๐ค
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