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Originally posted by: RainFire125
lungiiiiiiiiii really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bhagwan yeh bhi dikha hiii do plsssssss plssssss
and Arya its ur resp to tell me if he wears lungi as am not watching the episodes!!!
Pakka G, aap kuch pooche aur hum mana kare aisa kabhi ho sakta hai kya 🤔. Jab lungi scene aayega I will let you know 🤣🤣
I have combined all the small small bakwaas I wrote as one post and added one final bit. Just for u guys😘
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Anu ka pair mein glass ka tukda chub jaata hai jab woh saara toote hua glass saaf kar rahi hoti hai. Dard mein woh chillati hai aur Anuj dekhta hai ki Anu ke pair mein chot aayi hai. Toh woh Anu ko goad mein uthake bedroom mein le jayega.. bed pe leta dega. Phir dettol se saaf karega wound ko… toh Anu ko pain feel hoga aur Anu uske biceps pakadaegi… Anuj phir wound ko sahlaate hua blow karega 😮💨…
Phir Anuj bolega… tum ab se kuch kaam nahi karogi.. saare kaam mein karoonga…
He goes ahead to clean the broken glass and accidentally sprains his back. Anu tab daud 🏃♀️ ke aati hai apne pair ke chot ko nazaraandaz karte hua aur bolti hai… Anuj apni shirt utariye.. mai balm laga doongi. Anuj resists.. toh Anu bolti hai ki agar aap ne balm nahi lagaya toh dard kaise kam hoga. Aur dard kam nahi hua toh aap mujhe goadi mein kaise utha sakte hai.. mere pair mein chot lagi hai na toh mai chal nahi sakti ☺️☺️☺️
Ab Anu ne bola hai toh her wish is his command. So woh apne shirt 👕 utaar deta hai. Anu ki nazaare are wandering all over not knowing where to begin with…. Uske pecs ya biceps ya abs … itna vistaarit area ko niharne ke chakkar mein she forgets ki Anuj ko sprain hua tah. Anuj reminds her to get the balm. Disappointed Anu goes ahead to find the balm but as she was distracted with the thoughts in her mind, she hits the side table and slips. Anuj ignoring his sprain rushes to grab Anu. He grabs her in waist in nick of time but fails to maintain balance and they both fall on the couch 🛋 with Anu in his goadi.
When they fall on the couch, Anu is sitting on Anuj’s lap. Her hands on his bare shoulders. His hands encircling her waist. Their faces are just few inches apart. Anu is looking deep into his eyes and sees the passion and desire reflecting in them like hers. In the heat of the moment, Anu says “Anujjjj….mai… mai.. aapko … mai.. aapse….pyaa”
Tabhi 🛎 ding dong… doorbell bajti hai
Lekin woh hoti hai Ankit Yadav ke ghar ki doorbell. Toh tum log tension na lo…. Anu aur Anuj ab bhi couch be baithe hai 🤣🤣
“……Anujjj…. Mai… Anujj…woh… mai… aapse…. pyaa…..”
“Kya Anu….tumhe mai woh kya.. pyaaz ke pakode khane hai kya ?”
Irritated upon hearing him mention Pyaaz ke pakode while they are sitting in such a compromising position, she blurts out … “Nahi pyaar ke pakode khaane hai” and then she kisses him on the lips hard. With the new found pleasure, they forgot about the wounds and sprain. They continue exploring each other more…..
“Ding Dong” the doorbell rings and this time it’s their house’s.
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Chalo hogaya… ab isse zyada bakwaas na ho payega mujhe🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am welcoming all joote 🥿 🩰, chappal 🩴, anda 🥚 and tamatar 🍅 🤣🤣🤣
Originally posted by: arya212002
I have combined all the small small bakwaas I wrote as one post and added one final bit. Just for u guys😘
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Anu ka pair mein glass ka tukda chub jaata hai jab woh saara toote hua glass saaf kar rahi hoti hai. Dard mein woh chillati hai aur Anuj dekhta hai ki Anu ke pair mein chot aayi hai. Toh woh Anu ko goad mein uthake bedroom mein le jayega.. bed pe leta dega. Phir dettol se saaf karega wound ko… toh Anu ko pain feel hoga aur Anu uske biceps pakadaegi… Anuj phir wound ko sahlaate hua blow karega 😮💨…
Phir Anuj bolega… tum ab se kuch kaam nahi karogi.. saare kaam mein karoonga…
He goes ahead to clean the broken glass and accidentally sprains his back. Anu tab daud 🏃♀️ ke aati hai apne pair ke chot ko nazaraandaz karte hua aur bolti hai… Anuj apni shirt utariye.. mai balm laga doongi. Anuj resists.. toh Anu bolti hai ki agar aap ne balm nahi lagaya toh dard kaise kam hoga. Aur dard kam nahi hua toh aap mujhe goadi mein kaise utha sakte hai.. mere pair mein chot lagi hai na toh mai chal nahi sakti ☺️☺️☺️
Ab Anu ne bola hai toh her wish is his command. So woh apne shirt 👕 utaar deta hai. Anu ki nazaare are wandering all over not knowing where to begin with…. Uske pecs ya biceps ya abs … itna vistaarit area ko niharne ke chakkar mein she forgets ki Anuj ko sprain hua tah. Anuj reminds her to get the balm. Disappointed Anu goes ahead to find the balm but as she was distracted with the thoughts in her mind, she hits the side table and slips. Anuj ignoring his sprain rushes to grab Anu. He grabs her in waist in nick of time but fails to maintain balance and they both fall on the couch 🛋 with Anu in his goadi.
When they fall on the couch, Anu is sitting on Anuj’s lap. Her hands on his bare shoulders. His hands encircling her waist. Their faces are just few inches apart. Anu is looking deep into his eyes and sees the passion and desire reflecting in them like hers. In the heat of the moment, Anu says “Anujjjj….mai… mai.. aapko … mai.. aapse….pyaa”
Tabhi 🛎 ding dong… doorbell bajti hai
Lekin woh hoti hai Ankit Yadav ke ghar ki doorbell. Toh tum log tension na lo…. Anu aur Anuj ab bhi couch be baithe hai 🤣🤣
“……Anujjj…. Mai… Anujj…woh… mai… aapse…. pyaa…..”
“Kya Anu….tumhe mai woh kya.. pyaaz ke pakode khane hai kya ?”
Irritated upon hearing him mention Pyaaz ke pakode while they are sitting in such a compromising position, she blurts out … “Nahi pyaar ke pakode khaane hai” and then she kisses him on the lips hard. With the new found pleasure, they forgot about the wounds and sprain. They continue exploring each other more…..
“Ding Dong” the doorbell rings and this time it’s their house’s.
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Chalo hogaya… ab isse zyada bakwaas na ho payega mujhe🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am welcoming all joote 🥿 🩰, chappal 🩴, anda 🥚 and tamatar 🍅 🤣🤣🤣
Why were you being so shy🤭. This was adorable and hilarious😂. I would also let go of some of the unusual injuries that were happening 🤣
Originally posted by: arya212002
I have combined all the small small bakwaas I wrote as one post and added one final bit. Just for u guys😘
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Anu ka pair mein glass ka tukda chub jaata hai jab woh saara toote hua glass saaf kar rahi hoti hai. Dard mein woh chillati hai aur Anuj dekhta hai ki Anu ke pair mein chot aayi hai. Toh woh Anu ko goad mein uthake bedroom mein le jayega.. bed pe leta dega. Phir dettol se saaf karega wound ko… toh Anu ko pain feel hoga aur Anu uske biceps pakadaegi… Anuj phir wound ko sahlaate hua blow karega 😮💨…
Phir Anuj bolega… tum ab se kuch kaam nahi karogi.. saare kaam mein karoonga…
He goes ahead to clean the broken glass and accidentally sprains his back. Anu tab daud 🏃♀️ ke aati hai apne pair ke chot ko nazaraandaz karte hua aur bolti hai… Anuj apni shirt utariye.. mai balm laga doongi. Anuj resists.. toh Anu bolti hai ki agar aap ne balm nahi lagaya toh dard kaise kam hoga. Aur dard kam nahi hua toh aap mujhe goadi mein kaise utha sakte hai.. mere pair mein chot lagi hai na toh mai chal nahi sakti ☺️☺️☺️
Ab Anu ne bola hai toh her wish is his command. So woh apne shirt 👕 utaar deta hai. Anu ki nazaare are wandering all over not knowing where to begin with…. Uske pecs ya biceps ya abs … itna vistaarit area ko niharne ke chakkar mein she forgets ki Anuj ko sprain hua tah. Anuj reminds her to get the balm. Disappointed Anu goes ahead to find the balm but as she was distracted with the thoughts in her mind, she hits the side table and slips. Anuj ignoring his sprain rushes to grab Anu. He grabs her in waist in nick of time but fails to maintain balance and they both fall on the couch 🛋 with Anu in his goadi.
When they fall on the couch, Anu is sitting on Anuj’s lap. Her hands on his bare shoulders. His hands encircling her waist. Their faces are just few inches apart. Anu is looking deep into his eyes and sees the passion and desire reflecting in them like hers. In the heat of the moment, Anu says “Anujjjj….mai… mai.. aapko … mai.. aapse….pyaa”
Tabhi 🛎 ding dong… doorbell bajti hai
Lekin woh hoti hai Ankit Yadav ke ghar ki doorbell. Toh tum log tension na lo…. Anu aur Anuj ab bhi couch be baithe hai 🤣🤣
“……Anujjj…. Mai… Anujj…woh… mai… aapse…. pyaa…..”
“Kya Anu….tumhe mai woh kya.. pyaaz ke pakode khane hai kya ?”
Irritated upon hearing him mention Pyaaz ke pakode while they are sitting in such a compromising position, she blurts out … “Nahi pyaar ke pakode khaane hai” and then she kisses him on the lips hard. With the new found pleasure, they forgot about the wounds and sprain. They continue exploring each other more…..
“Ding Dong” the doorbell rings and this time it’s their house’s.
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Chalo hogaya… ab isse zyada bakwaas na ho payega mujhe🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am welcoming all joote 🥿 🩰, chappal 🩴, anda 🥚 and tamatar 🍅 🤣🤣🤣
Lol, i missed all this madness just to get some sleep!
Originally posted by: arya212002
I have combined all the small small bakwaas I wrote as one post and added one final bit. Just for u guys😘
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Anu ka pair mein glass ka tukda chub jaata hai jab woh saara toote hua glass saaf kar rahi hoti hai. Dard mein woh chillati hai aur Anuj dekhta hai ki Anu ke pair mein chot aayi hai. Toh woh Anu ko goad mein uthake bedroom mein le jayega.. bed pe leta dega. Phir dettol se saaf karega wound ko… toh Anu ko pain feel hoga aur Anu uske biceps pakadaegi… Anuj phir wound ko sahlaate hua blow karega 😮💨…
Phir Anuj bolega… tum ab se kuch kaam nahi karogi.. saare kaam mein karoonga…
He goes ahead to clean the broken glass and accidentally sprains his back. Anu tab daud 🏃♀️ ke aati hai apne pair ke chot ko nazaraandaz karte hua aur bolti hai… Anuj apni shirt utariye.. mai balm laga doongi. Anuj resists.. toh Anu bolti hai ki agar aap ne balm nahi lagaya toh dard kaise kam hoga. Aur dard kam nahi hua toh aap mujhe goadi mein kaise utha sakte hai.. mere pair mein chot lagi hai na toh mai chal nahi sakti ☺️☺️☺️
Ab Anu ne bola hai toh her wish is his command. So woh apne shirt 👕 utaar deta hai. Anu ki nazaare are wandering all over not knowing where to begin with…. Uske pecs ya biceps ya abs … itna vistaarit area ko niharne ke chakkar mein she forgets ki Anuj ko sprain hua tah. Anuj reminds her to get the balm. Disappointed Anu goes ahead to find the balm but as she was distracted with the thoughts in her mind, she hits the side table and slips. Anuj ignoring his sprain rushes to grab Anu. He grabs her in waist in nick of time but fails to maintain balance and they both fall on the couch 🛋 with Anu in his goadi.
When they fall on the couch, Anu is sitting on Anuj’s lap. Her hands on his bare shoulders. His hands encircling her waist. Their faces are just few inches apart. Anu is looking deep into his eyes and sees the passion and desire reflecting in them like hers. In the heat of the moment, Anu says “Anujjjj….mai… mai.. aapko … mai.. aapse….pyaa”
Tabhi 🛎 ding dong… doorbell bajti hai
Lekin woh hoti hai Ankit Yadav ke ghar ki doorbell. Toh tum log tension na lo…. Anu aur Anuj ab bhi couch be baithe hai 🤣🤣
“……Anujjj…. Mai… Anujj…woh… mai… aapse…. pyaa…..”
“Kya Anu….tumhe mai woh kya.. pyaaz ke pakode khane hai kya ?”
Irritated upon hearing him mention Pyaaz ke pakode while they are sitting in such a compromising position, she blurts out … “Nahi pyaar ke pakode khaane hai” and then she kisses him on the lips hard. With the new found pleasure, they forgot about the wounds and sprain. They continue exploring each other more…..
“Ding Dong” the doorbell rings and this time it’s their house’s.
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Chalo hogaya… ab isse zyada bakwaas na ho payega mujhe🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am welcoming all joote 🥿 🩰, chappal 🩴, anda 🥚 and tamatar 🍅 🤣🤣🤣
sudhre gi nahi tu🤣
aa gale lag ja.. itna bakwaas likha hai...tere ko ek jhappi toh du🤗
sudhre gi nahi tu🤣
aa gale lag ja.. itna bakwaas likha hai...tere ko ek jhappi toh du🤗
Thank you girls for appreciating the madness I wrote 😍
I tried my best to turn it into full T but already I had madness spilled it in it that I couldn’t fit it properly. Bahut hi cringey 😬 lag raha tha sochke hi. I will try next time but kab I don’t know.
Originally posted by: arya212002
Thank you girls for appreciating the madness I wrote 😍
I tried my best to turn it into full T but already I had madness spilled it in it that I couldn’t fit it properly. Bahut hi cringey 😬 lag raha tha sochke hi. I will try next time but kab I don’t know.
Keep trying... please 😂😂😉
Pushpa Impossible
