Sam-n-Kam ka Tashan..jokes...😆
Hello friends..Raj here again..Imagine Langoor Raja Samraat comes to India first time after so many years being in London. Sindoora send him when he was four years old..so he doesnt know anything about India, he gets a job to go to India and study and write about Indian culture. So he takes a interview and ask from so many people about Indian culture. Ultimately he meets Kamna, she is a strong character, witty and intelligent girl, not the one we see her now, a meek, dumb and stupid gal.😊
Samraat..Ques. What does that red dot on women's forehead mean? 😛
Kamna Ans.. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target practicing by aiming at their wife's red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the target.... 😆😆
Samraat Ques. You're an India, I have read so much about the country. All the wonderful places, the forests, the snake charmers, the elephants. Do you still use elephants for transportation? (jaise tum indian nahi ho?)
Kamna Ans. Absolutely. In fact we used to have our own elephant in our house. But later, we started participating in elephant-ride sharing schemes with our neighbors, to save the air. You see elephants have an "emissions" problem..😆
Samraat Ques. Does India have cars? 😡
Kamna Ans. No. We ride elephants to work. The government is trying to encourage ride-sharing schemes. 😆
Samraat Ques. Does India have TV? 😡
Kamna Ans. No. We only have cable.
Samraat Ques. Are all Indians vegetarian?
Kamna Ans. Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in India.😆
Samraat Ques. How come you speak English so well?😡
Kamna Ans. You see when the British were ruling India, they employed Indians as servants. It took too long for the Indians to learn English. So the British isolated an "English-language" gene and infused their servants' babies with it and since then all babies born are born speaking English. 😆
Samraat Ques. Is it true that everyone there is very corrupt?
Kamna Ans.. Yes, in fact, I had to bribe my parents so that they would let me go to school. 😆👏
Samraat Ques. I saw on TV that people there walk on burning coals. Why do they do that? 😡
Kamna Ans. We don't have shoes. So we burn the bottom of our feet to make it hard so that we can walk. 😆😛
Samraat Ques. India is very hot, isn't it? 😡
Kamna Ans. It is so hot there that all the water boils spontaneously. That is why tea is such a popular drink in India.
Samraat Ques. Why do you sometimes wear Indian clothes to work?
kamna Ans. I prefer it to coming naked
Kamna:- chal muhe, nikamme, mahamooorkh, ghatiya, sade hue khajoor, London ke Langoor, jaata hai ki maaroon chappal se, aise bakwas sawal kar raha hai...😆😆
I hope you must have enjoyed readin this dhamaal sawaal jawaab between Sam n Kam..😆
Keep Smiling..😃
God Bless You All...😊
Set-raj...😊
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