Captions and Interpretation & more 🥳
1) Isshtyle main entrance marna
ASR: Oh god aa gayee yeh Mrs. Sure Sure.
Yeh jab bhi aati hain mujhe har baar style mein entrance marni padti hain.
Maybe I should charge them for my style wala entrance. Okay, so 50 lakhs per style wala entrance. DONE DEAL.
ASR: Kya chal raha hain yaha Imlie
I: pata nahi, I have lost track to be honest. Yeh maa beti jab bhi baat karte hain na tab mein kisi aur planet pe ja kar baith jati hoon. So seriously have no idea.
I: zaroor mujhe taane maar rahe honge waise bhi doosra kuch kaam dhanda toh nahi hain in dono ko.
ASR: Your right Imlie!
ASR: Yo woman who are you to criticize our pictures. Shaadi main sabne sade huye chehre bana ke rakhe hain te toh isme hum kya kar sakte hain. 🤣
No amount of DDLJ and Imlie and my dance could save this wedding.
Aur agar dekha jaye toh agar puri shaadi main humare dance ke time hi sablog smile kar rahe the. So how about I just print those pictures.🤣🤣
Iss se BT ko bohot faida hoga 😈
ASR: oh good god whenever this red sadi wali aurat with all that heavy jewelry and makeup starts talking one of my eyebrows makes a direct upward turn. 
That's it eyebrow raise karwaya, 1 crore nikalo
ASR: Arey yaar mujhe iss negative environment se nikal na hain aur yeh log phir se Imlie bidaai ka episode re-run karwa rahe hain 🤣
But seriously my 9-10% interest wali is just awesome isn't she
ASR: wait what? they needed Imlie to bring happiness to their home 🤦♂️ then what the hell did this house have before she came? Wait I know what it had-->AKT 🤷♂️
Tabhi mujhe kab se negative vibes aa rahe the🤔
I: uff kitna rula te hain yeh log mujhe. Arey bhai mere muncipalti ke naal sukhne lage hain ab aur kaha se laoon mein paani🚱? Seriously Mr. ABP kuch karo aur mujhe iss pagal khane se nikalo 🙏
I: Kya lagta hain hum kabhi firse normal sisters ho payee hain?
M: Jab tak AKT se married hoon tab tak toh nahi 😒. Lekin ab kya kar sakte hain shaadi toh ho gayee na. Aage dekhenge.
I: Thikh hain chalo, I'll text you later. BYEEEE 👋
ASR: Chalo finally Didi bani sautan drama toh khatam hua. Ab mein apne revenge plan pe kaam kar sakta hoon.
ASR: HMMM 🎶Kya karoo kya karoo, iss lamhe main kuch bhi janoo na.
Uff uss AKT per itna ghussa aa raha hain 😡ke bohot saare ideas dimag me chalange laga rahe hain 🤣
ASR: Oh ho ab aya oot pahad ke neeche! Mujhe pata tha ke tum meri jaal mein phaso ge Mr. AKT.
Imlie ke language mein boloo toh JE PHIRE 🔥
Imlie se yaad aya iss per definitely nazar rakhni padegi this time with full-on bodyguards. Last time mirchi ka nuclear bomb phoda tha, iss baar kahi puri duniya ko jala na de ye aurat. 🤷♂️🤦♂️
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That's all for today
Episode maha boring tha!! kitni baar Bidaii dekhni padegi yaar 🤦♀️
ASR yeh tune accha nahi kiya. Imlie ke samne AKT ko PD bhej diya? Dekha usko toh flashback bhi hone lage hain, phirse palte gi yeh.
I am getting this feeling that either Imlie will:
1) Go with AKT on the assignment to PD, obviously, ASR will say no at first but then she will give ASR a lamba bhashan and he will reluctantly agree to send her.
2) Go to PD to protect her mother and also indirectly AKT
Now to the main point:
% Interest of ASR in Imlie: 10.5% (minor improvement. Aage ke episodes mein dekhenge ke badhta hain yaa utarta hain, stock market ki tarah)
Balance owing bill for MT/AC : 7 crore & 5 lakhs + 1 crore (1 eyebrow raise) + 50 lakhs (1 style wala walk) [actually minus the check that was already cashed of 2 crore & 50 lakhs] --> Total: 6 crore & 50 lakhs