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An interesting twist on jasfa wedding day.
10 am at the mandap
Muhurat nikla ja raha hain. Dulha kahan hain! Pandit enquired anxiously to which biji whispered to the rest. Na aye to acha hain!
Fateh was missing on his wedding day . Jasmin , dressed in her bridal attire was upset for her groom not turning up. His phone was switched off.
Rupi smirked at jasmin, indirectly stating. Serve u right! Sandhus were present unwillingly for the kanya daan upon tejo's request that her sister was starting her new life and blessings were required. She was still their daughter.
The former and angad were busy in the academy meeting up with some clients.
An hour passed. Fateh was not insight. Pandit kept saying muhurat is ending and jasmin was getting restless while virks were happy. No one went to look for him. Let him remain missing.
Just then
Oi mausi!! Oi mausii!! Bahar ao!! Mujhey apsey baat karni hain!! Oi mausi!!
A loud drunk familiar male voice heard from outside at the porch. Everyone rushed to see the stranger. All gasped at once.
Fateh singh virk, the groom was on the rooftop in a drunk state with a beer bottle in his right hand. Struggling to stand. Heavily drunk.
Gurpreet screamed in anxiety. Amrik and abhiraj rushed to the rescue but the door to the rooftop was locked from the other side. Fateh locked himself on the roof. The guys tried climbing the pipelines to reach to him but they were slippery. Even the edges of the windows were not helping. How to rescue him?? There was no way. He has to come down by himself. But how?? All were puzzled!
Fateh! Aaj humari shadi hain! Tumney pi hain! Jasmin asked furiously.
Haan! Mainey pi hain! Meri marzi! He took out four empty bottles. Char khali ho geyi ! Record tod diya. Highest no of bottle piney wala dulha!
Mausi kahan hain! .mausi sey baat karni hain!
Nimmo went upfront enquiring anxiously. Kya baat karni hain. Bol!
Fateh blinked his eyes staring at her. Naah ! Tum machi ho! Mausi nehin!
Kya nautanki lega rekhi hain! Nichey utar! Kushveer interrupted giving him stern instructions to which he smirked.
Arey gabar tu idhar! Hello! U come later! Now dharminder talking to mausi want to propose hema malini . Ok ! U come later! Ur shot not ready!
Everyone understood then. The nutcase was replaying darminder drunk role in sholay. The evergreen drunk act of all times.
Kushveer lashed at his wife. Tuney kya kahkey is gedhey ko pedha kiya hain! Biji taunted as well. Gurpreet , tuney meri benayi hui penjiri nehin khai! .
(Penjiri is a nutricious punjabi dish served for 40 days during confinement period after infant delivery to enhance milk production in mothers and also child health growth. It is made of badam, ghee, flour, kas kas, meva and other strong ingredients).
Mainey khai thi! Gurpreet exclaimed nervous. Nehin khai thi, chori chori pehk ti thi! Nimmo complained .
Biji looked at Gurpreet. Yeh dekh natijah! Ulu ka patha pedha kiya hain! Aek number ka dafar!
Kushveer added furiously, jelaad hain jelaad. Yeh puth nehin keputh hain. Apney khandan ki izzat mithi mey dalney tula hua hain. Nikamma kehin ka! Aaj main isko goli mardunga!
A new discovery.
Gurpreet never had the penjiri during confinement. That explains fateh singh Virks slow brain development.
Sandhus were trying to calm the furious virks and crying gurpreet.
Oi mausi kidar hain! Oi mausi! Mujhey basanti key bare main complain karni hain! Mausi ko bulao! Nehin toh main suicide karlunga!
( In sholay, mausi played mother role for hema)
All eyes on sati. She understood and replied instantly.
Irrk, main yahan hun! Kya baat karni hain basanti key bare mey! . (It was understood that basanti was tejo, his ex wife).
On his wedding day with jasmin, he wanted to lodge a complain against his ex wife tejo singh virk to all guests present.
Vo basanti hain na, vo bahut buri hain. Usney mera dil tod diya! He struggled to stand while pointing his right forefinger towards his chest.
Sati was irritated. How dare he . He was the one who cheated her.
Tuney uska dil thoda. Tuney usko chodney ka faisla liya! She was pointing her right hand towards him .
Nehin! Mainey aisa nehin kiya! He stumbled, almost slipping. Everyone was shocked and moved forward at once. Virks pleaded sati to handle him wisely. Rupi advised her calmly . I can understand ur anger. We need to bring him down safely not push him down to his death. Then we can't get rid of jasmin. She'll be his widow and suck our blood for the rest of our lives.
Sati tried talking to him patiently.
Basanti ney tera dil kyun thoda! Zera beta na! Hum usey baat karengey. !
Nehin main usey baat karunga. Usko bulao! Fateh refused
Mahi immediately rang tejo and spilled the events. Tejo came rushing to the scene followed behind by angad in his car. He had to settle off the deal with the clients first and advised her to go ahead.
Fifteen minutes passed with his want to meet basanti crap that annoyed everyone especially jasmin who swore to take his life once he reaches down .
Main yahan hun! Everyone felt a relief after hearing tejo's anxious voice. Dressed in a red gold embroided salwar kameez she rushed forward to face him .
Fateh blinked his eyes. Scratched them a little.
Basanti tu ageyi!
Haan ! Ab nichey utro! Tejo instructed sternly
Tuney shadi karli. Aek aur dhoka! Pehle tune mera dil tod diya aaj tune chura chura kardiya! He stumbled about to fall . Feeling dismayed that she married again. Mistook that red suit as bridal attire.
Everyone confused but tejo understood.
Nehin! Yeh shadi ka jodha nehin hain. Yeh regular salwar kameez pehna hua hain! Nichey utro!
Fateh's grandma then complimented sati.
Isney zerur penjiri khai ho gi. Vo bhi plate bhar bhar key. Isliye toh tejo itni smart nikli. !
Sati blushed with the compliment. Tejo's grandma interrupted proudly. Tejo key time toh do do bheda patila khageyi. ( Patila refers to pot). Teen meheney tek khati rehi !
Then rupi interupted with annoyance in his voice
Lekin jasmin key time pey nehin khai thi! Iski tabiyat bahut kherab hogeyi aur doctor ney penjiri khaney sey saf mena kardiya!
Tabhi toh gedhey aur gedhi ki jodi ben geyi! Kushveer interrupted angrily looking at the distraught jasmin standing at one corner .
A new discovery.
Tejo sandhu turned out to be smart as her mother had two pots of penjiri upon her birth and jasmin sandhu remain dumb as she didn't obtain its benefits
Conclusion
Jasfa made for each other. Slow brain development found in both. Consequences of mothers not consuming nutrition diet during confinements.
Nehin tu joot bol rehin hain! Tuney kisi aur sey shadi karli. Juthi kehin ki! Fateh's upset voice interrupted everyone.
Back to the scene.
Mainey kaha na nehin ki shadi ! Nichey utro! Tejo was getting impatient with his Idiocracy.
Nehin aunga! Kya karlogi! He refused to her command.
Do kaan key niche dungi! Nichey utro abhi key abhi! Tejo was getting angry.
Nehin aunga! Tune mera dil tod diya! Mujhey chod key cheli geyi! He was adamant with his remarks.
Tejo sighed , she didnt know what to do and prayed in her heart. Babaji koi rasta dhikao is nalaik ko niche utar ney ka!
Just then a voice heard from behind. Loud and clear!
Oi dharminder, tu ithey! Tu mumbai sey kab aya ! Angad's drunk voice heard . Everyone turned to look at the tall, fair and handsome guy dressed in white shirt and black pants swaying drunkly with a half bottle of beer in his left hand.
All sighed. Pehley aek ko sembhalo ab do ko!
As he approached near tejo, he winked and she understood instantly. He was pretending. Then she gave a signal to the rest . They understood as well. Finally, angad was the saviour. What is he upto now?? Everyone counting on him to save the day including the frustrated tejo.
Oi amitabh! Tu kab aya! Fateh blinked his eyes!
Thodi der pehle! O yaara upar kya ker reha hain ! Sholay ka shoot toh bahut saal pehle khatam ho geya! Angad took a sip from his bottle.
Arey dost kya betaun! Meri toh kahani khatam nehin hui! Yeh basanti hain na , isney mera dil tod diya ! He pointed towards tejo then to his chest, still struggling to stand.
Arey tu ney basanti ka dil toda. Tuney basanti ko choda! Ab mey basanti sey shadi karunga ! Angad put his right arm on tejo's shoulder
Oi dur hath, tu script bhulgeya . Teri jodi basanti key sath nehin . Tu margeya tha. ! Fateh was irritated instructing the former to move away.
Main markey wapas ageya . Sholay part 2 . ! Ha ha ! Angad laughed still refusing to release tejo.
Oi part 2 kahan tha! Only one ! Ok! Fateh smirked, taking a sip from his bottle.
Part 2 ab chal reha hain! Tumhara hamara love triangle with basanti! Angad taunted him .
Dur hath! Fateh instructed him taking a small vase of flower pointing at him
Angad dropped the bottle , quickly carried tejo in his arms and ran
Yeh leh! Teri basanti ko uthaliya!
Rukja rukja! Basanti meri hain! He tried to jump from the roof but everyone screamed at once . He moved back and staggered towards the staircase. Unlocked the door to the rooftop and ran after anjad. They were running in circles. Angad with the screaming tejo in his arms followed by the screaming fateh who held a hockey stick in his hand followed by jasmin sandhu screaming at fateh destroying their wedding day with a broom in her hand.
Gurpreet was running behind her son, so as to avoid him from falling. Mahi and simran running to console her. Sati running after angad afraid he will drop her beloved daughter on the ground and she will get hurt. Abhiraj and dolly running after sati to console her.
Rupi sighed to himself. One daughter had men chasing after her the other was totally unwanted.
The rest of the crowd sighed to the circus going on . Some even filmed the whole scene and uploaded on social media. Sholay part 2 .
Ten minutes later, fateh singh virk was on the ground unconscious. With that the marathon was declared over. Sandhus tried to control the fuming jasmin who sat on the unconscious groom , choking him. She was taken away in a car then dropped off to her friend's place , sweety. The winner was angad who was still running with the screaming tejo in his arms till all had to tell him to stop as fateh was on the ground flat. The poor gentleman panted heavily telling tejo.
Why did u marry this guy in the first place!
Tejo replied disappointedly
That was the worst twist of my destiny when fateh singh virk entered my life! I am repenting till date!
Pandit there and then declared marriage cancelled as muhurat was over. Advised virks to show fateh's kundali to a knowledgeable pandit. His greh are not ok. Looks like rahu and ketu ziada medrarehey hain.
Virks and sandhus sighed. They understood instantly.
Rahu is jasmin and ketu is kenneda.
But what about basanti! Everyone was wondering.
Rahu aur ketu key bich main yeh basanti kahan sey ageyi!
Cricket
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