Originally posted by: Kri18
After precap :
1. Yeh dekho Batukiye , apni wali ka thoda dhayyan rakho be , ab usne tujhe kisi Ko Anirudh bankar dekhne layak nahi chhoda .
2. Aur Mallika Begum jakar Batuk ki lens devi Ko Arpan kardi kiya , matlab Mandir me Puja ke saman kesaath kon rakhta hai .
3. Aur matlab ab koi kya maane , ki Puja karte wakt jab yeh niche jhuka aur eye lens ankho se Nikal Gaye .
4. Bondita Ko lens mil bhi Gaya , baaj aur Bondita ki Nazar se Bachna mushkil hi nahi Na mumkin hai BabuMoshay .
5. Aur yeh kiya dialogue hai re , mujhe samajh hi nahi aaye , shayad usse Shaq ho Gaya Isliye esa boli , ya phir usse laga isse iska chasma ab aur pyaar nahi , matlab please koi mujhe yeh samjha do .
6. Ab dekho Batuk nazare chura Raha hai bola tha maat kar , kabhi nazare nahi Mila payega ab dekho nahi Mila pa Raha .
7.Ankho ki ....Sorry sorry ...Lens ki ghustakiya saaf ho ....
8. Yaar Anirudh jaldi se bolo , tumhe yaad jaldi aana chahiye kiuki waha kisi ne ghar Ko Saar pe uthaya hua hai re .
9. Waah uncle kitna nek Dil ho aap log wese kitne log hai aapke iss Jaan bacho giroh me .
10. Kapde mast chamak rahe the uncle ke aur Anirudh ke , lagta hai acha wala detergent hai .