I find it totally unfair for our beloved Simba that he is missing out on all the fun in the house. Bhaisaab was totally invisible during Oct 11 episode. I have a few strategies to jumpstart Simba’s sleeping career inside the house. He is so special… sota hua cute sa baby lion / cub.
Strategy 1: Akhiyon Se Goli Maare. The Squid Game doll from the Green Light, Red Light game is a sure-shot b**ch on the roll. Nothing escapes her evil eyes. You see, in Squid Game, she shot those who made a movement. Here, she will toss water balloons and skunk fumes at those who are sleeping / freeloading. We call it “Phokat Game” Season 1. It’s designed specifically for “proactive” members like Simba.
Strategy 2: Pyaar Lo, Pyaar Do! Afsana is truly missing her beau inside the house. She could use some loving. Ab dekho, yeh banda waise hi kuchh nahin kar raha hai. Afsana KUCHHZYADAHI kar rahi hai. To kyun na we balance this out and do something fun. Ieshaan-Meisha must have some competition na. Inka apna BB chalne do. Win-win situation!
Strategy 3: Khao, Hilao, Batti Bujhao. Ae! Don’t get ideas in your head! 😆 Simba loves eating. I love cooking. So maybe Simba can too cook a dish or two for lunch and dinner and then wash the dishes, perhaps toss a dish or two at Jay or Pratik or whoever at the end of his shift and go to bed straight away. Maybe that will earn him some visibility points.
Maybe he can come up with his own visibility strategies like giving a speech in his elementary school kid voice, or picking a verbal commentary fight with Vishal. Hmmm… How about walking out the door and not return, as his final strategy. 🤡☺️
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