Caption Please

MY caption please is:

Prathik : Mummy I had sh*t in my pant

Mummy: Again?

Caption - Gas Kahan Nikalu ?

Pratik (thinking to himself)* - Itni fookat ki baatein karta hoon main, I had to eat those empty words and with so much emptiness in me.. gas bada form ho raha hai 🐷. Badi zor se hawa nikaalne ka mann kar raha hai, pichwaade se mera.🐷 Let me run before anyone catches me, but ufff I can't run so fast.. nikal na jaaye tez taraar se. Let me hold it together, till I run somewhere jahan insaan praani na ho. Tab tak shakal na dekh le, koi mera bas.

Originally posted by: kameshreddy

Pratik : Shit yaar I am constipated again. Bohut dard hua.

Nishant : Eat Neha's jhootha. Her verbal diarrhea will help you get rid of your constipation. 🤪

Originally posted by: loveandhope9204

Caption - Gas Kahan Nikalu ?

Pratik (thinking to himself)* - Itni fookat ki baatein karta hoon main, I had to eat those empty words and with so much emptiness in me.. gas bada form ho raha hai 🐷. Badi zor se hawa nikaalne ka mann kar raha hai, pichwaade se mera.🐷 Let me run before anyone catches me, but ufff I can't run so fast.. nikal na jaaye tez taraar se. Let me hold it together, till I run somewhere jahan insaan praani na ho. Tab tak shakal na dekh le, koi mera bas.

That reminded me of Salman Khan. I guess in movie Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam he did something similar. 😆

Salman is sweet

Prathik is Masala

Originally posted by: MuguetDScorpion

That reminded me of Salman Khan. I guess in movie Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam he did something similar. 😆

Originally posted by: kameshreddy

Salman is sweet

Prathik is Masala

Salman and sweet 😲 This joke was really nice. 😳