Originally posted by: guenhwyvar
Today's Episode was ...

Aaj Ke Episode Ka Naam Hai - Two Naya Mummy Aagaya Pakane Ke Liye
Introducing Mummy #1: Neha.

The way she started yelling at Moose and then took her aside to explain why she irritates her was hilarious. Yaar, she has to stick her nose in everything and try to calm everyone down. Live and Let Live. You aren't here to be friends with everyone. You're here to entertain me. SO ENTERTAIN ME.
Introducing Mummy #2: Shamita

She's telling Divya not to talk. She's telling Zeeshan how to act.. Aare yaar ch*p hojana .. Jisko bolna hai bolne do. I'd take Divya's mindless screaming matches with Pratik over 1 minute of Shamita time. Irritates me every time she is on screen.
Now let's get to the juicy details.
AAJ KA SUPER STAR HAIIII ... URFI!! TAALIYAAAA 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Kya meethi meethi gaaliya diya aaj. For folks who don't know me, food is not the way to my heart. Hindi gaalis and insults are. 🤣🤣 If I wasn't bias towards Riddhima, Urfi would have been the aan, bhaan, aur shaan of muah for the hour. 😆
"Pura chauvis gante workout karte rehte ho, dumbbell aake uttaru tere upsar se"
"My mascara is too expensive for him"
Something about "lollipop ch**segi bet ki"
"Mujhe sharam aarahi ke mein inki .. iss chutiye .. ki dost hoon"
"Isko toh karne do. Isse prove hota hai ke ye gatiya insaan ho"
"Ab isko deekhana hai ke mein gatiya hoon, mera morals nahi hai, toh karne doh fir"
Obligatory Divya Face

"Dost ke peet pe chura mar sakte ho, toh tum log kis per ki mooli ho?"
"Something something ch*tiye ... something something ... behnch*d"

"Tujh jaisa gatiya insaan ko kahi bhi khush reh sakta hai"
"tere ande chahiye phi nahi kisiko. Tere ande khayiye, muh mein daaliye, aur tuss le."
Maybe there's more, but I can't take anymore happiness. Uppar se Riddhima was also fighting with Zeeshan. Alag baat hai that she can't fight for sh*t's sake, but my bias is my bias so ... FARK YEAH! WELL DONE RIDDHIMA. YOU SHOWED ZEESHAN.

It's a bit long, so ending it here.