Incidents: short stories

I just had this idea, since we are all frustrated with the show, yet kinda addicted, why don't we go on full Jasmean and create an AU reality in our head, and share it with each other. You know a universe where Fatejo are in love, Jasso loses etc. Very little short stuff, which would make us forget the heartbreak.

For ex.

Fateh: got over his jasso jaap. Gifts Tejo a victoria secret set

Tejo:*blushes* *clicks photo*

"Mom look what Fateh gifted me. We're gonna finally do it."

Tejo's mom: while giggling... suno sab... aaj Fateh aur tejo fatejo hone wale hain, literally.

Jasmine:

And you're my inspiration for this one, and best at this, so I am tagging you. Pls write one on this special occasion.

Featuring Jasmine as Joker. Tejo as Batwoman and Fateh as Catman (by mayuri)

Jasmine: mwahahaha....I've mixed a poisonous chemical in the water supply...now everyone is gonna get itchy, and Fateh will lose shit and take his shirt off and I will jump on him

Tejo as batwoman: reaches at water supply tank

Fateh: also reaches there...looks at Tejo in skintight leather costume.

Fatejo: ends up taking their clothes off and get it on

Originally posted by: Bluekohl

And you're my inspiration for this one, and best at this, so I am tagging you. Pls write one on this special occasion.

I'll write one in your honor 😉

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Tejo: What are you doing?!

Fateh: …Baking?

Tejo: Then why the hell is the sink on fire?!

Tejo glanced around the kitchen looking no less than a crime scene straight out of a horror movie. Who was going to clean this mess?!

Fateh seemed completely oblivious to Tejo's dark expression. With a wide grin on his face, he handed her a cake "Today's a special day so I thought I'd make something for you... Do you like it?"

Tejo stared at the blushing Fateh and then at the cake.

Tejo: …

Why do I see eyeballs in this cake? Is this why today's special? Because you'll finally assassinate me today? Thinking to herself, Tejo smiled at Fateh "Darling, what made you kil-cook today?"

Fateh's smile disappeared in an instant, "Don't tell me... did you forget?"

"What? what did I forget?"

"Today's our anniversary..."

Tejo froze in shock, she looked at Fateh's saddened expression and then at the cake in her hands. She forgot to get him a gift!!!

Suddenly a lightbulb flickered on top of her head, it's not like she doesn't have a gift...

Tejo: I was just kidding Fateh, I have a gift for you too.

Fateh (lighting up): Really?!

Tejo: Yes, follow me.

Tejo, with a mischievous smile on her face, led the completely oblivious Fateh towards the bedroom. What followed next was the most memorable anniversary night for Fateh.

What was the gift you ask? Well, the embarrassed expression on Fateh's face is answer enough.

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Well? what do you think? 😆

Originally posted by: I_StanStrongFLs

I'll write one in your honor 😉

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Tejo: What are you doing?!

Fateh: …Baking?

Tejo: Then why the hell is the sink on fire?!

Tejo glanced around the kitchen looking no less than a crime scene straight out of a horror movie. Who was going to clean this mess?!

Fateh seemed completely oblivious to Tejo's dark expression. With a wide grin on his face, he handed her a cake "Today's a special day so I thought I'd make something for you... Do you like it?"

Tejo stared at the blushing Fateh and then at the cake.

Tejo: …

Why do I see eyeballs in this cake? Is this why today's special? Because you'll finally assassinate me today? Thinking to herself, Tejo smiled at Fateh "Darling, what made you kil-cook today?"

Fateh's smile disappeared in an instant, "Don't tell me... did you forget?"

"What? what did I forget?"

"Today's our anniversary..."

Tejo froze in shock, she looked at Fateh's saddened expression and then at the cake in her hands. She forgot to get him a gift!!!

Suddenly a lightbulb flickered on top of her head, it's not like she doesn't have a gift...

Tejo: I was just kidding Fateh, I have a gift for you too.

Fateh (lighting up): Really?!

Tejo: Yes, follow me.

Tejo, with a mischievous smile on her face, led the completely oblivious Fateh towards the bedroom. What followed next was the most memorable anniversary night for Fateh.

What was the gift you ask? Well, the embarrassed expression on Fateh's face is answer enough.

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Well? what do you think? 😆

I'll add something.

Tejo: Fateh you know every good cake has icing too. Lemme show you how we make it

*makes icing*

Tejo: although there can be more uses of a delicious icing

Fateh: * grinning goofily * I know! This is delicious. You can just eat it by itself.

Tejo: or you know you can lick it off someone.

Fateh:???

Tejo: come in the bedroom with the buttercream bowl... I'll show you.

*hours later*

Mahi: why is there a half burnt half raw cake without icing in the kitchen. Surely we can afford something better for bhaiya bhabhi anniversary.

*Fatejo in bedroom*

Tejo: oh god what are we going to say... And everything is so messy

Fateh*picks up tejo in bridal style* , takes her into the bathroom and says... : well dont worry, I'm going to help in the clean up.

OK I'm inaugurating my new ship with this...Hold on people, Mahi and Tejo.TeHi.

Fateh was sitting alone while thinking about what's actually going on in his mind. He was beyond confused, and did not know how to deal with that and right then Tejo enters.

Tejo:Fateh I need you to listen to me... And please stay calm, I can't talk to you while you're angry.

Fateh thought that maybe finally Tejo had caught on his inner turmoil, and had come to sort that out.

Tejo continued..."Last few months, I tried as best as I could...but it's not working out. I want a divorce."

"What?" Fateh did not know how to respond.

"So you are just leaving mme...because things have been a bit weird...for a while...just like this...!!"

Ehh...she should just tell him the truth. "And I like someone else" Tejo clarified.

"Whattt???" Now this was another shock. It was weird that his heart had not given up yet and he wasn't being carried away in a chariot towards the white light of heaven...or maybe thrown into the fires of hell. Must be his solid stainless body...he thought.

"But where did you meet him...You are always busy...Like how could you Tejo...how could you??? I'll kill him...You're my wife." Fateh shouted.

"And what a brilliant husband you are...Aren;t you...have some shame for god's sake. Honestly you've fu*ked me badly, both literally and metaphorically."

Fateh sighed. She was not wrong...probably Tejo deserved someone better..."who is he?" He asked.

"She. It's she. And that she is Mahi. We are together now." Tejo replied

Originally posted by: Bluekohl

OK I'm inaugurating my new ship with this...Hold on people, Mahi and Tejo.TeHi.

Fateh was sitting alone while thinking about what's actually going on in his mind. He was beyond confused, and did not know how to deal with that and right then Tejo enters.

Tejo:Fateh I need you to listen to me... And please stay calm, I can't talk to you while you're angry.

Fateh thought that maybe finally Tejo had caught on his inner turmoil, and had come to sort that out.

Tejo continued..."Last few months, I tried as best as I could...but it's not working out. I want a divorce."

"What?" Fateh did not know how to respond.

"So you are just leaving mme...because things have been a bit weird...for a while...just like this...!!"

Ehh...she should just tell him the truth. "And I like someone else" Tejo clarified.

"Whattt???" Now this was another shock. It was weird that his heart had not given up yet and he wasn't being carried away in a chariot towards the white light of heaven...or maybe thrown into the fires of hell. Must be his solid stainless body...he thought.

"But where did you meet him...You are always busy...Like how could you Tejo...how could you??? I'll kill him...You're my wife." Fateh shouted.

"And what a brilliant husband you are...Aren;t you...have some shame for god's sake. Honestly you've fu*ked me badly, both literally and metaphorically."

Fateh sighed. She was not wrong...probably Tejo deserved someone better..."who is he?" He asked.

"She. It's she. And that she is Mahi. We are together now." Tejo replied

And the stainless steel body makes an appearance 😂😂😂

Anyway loved it. I can see it happening too.

Isn't it funny that we keep pairing Tejo with all the Virk siblings 😌😌

Bas Simran baki hain ab....

Originally posted by: mistofshadows

And the stainless steel body makes an appearance 😂😂😂

Anyway loved it. I can see it happening too.

Isn't it funny that we keep pairing Tejo with all the Virk siblings 😌😌

Bas Simran baki hain ab....

Ehh.. Stainless steel body is the only redeeming feature rn

Tejo has been paired with plenty of people now. I feel like a mother anxious for her only girl 😂🤣 I'm fine as long as fateh keeps her happy, I'll be the first one to drag her out if he upsets her.

Originally posted by: Bluekohl

Ehh.. Stainless steel body is the only redeeming feature rn

Tejo has been paired with plenty of people now. I feel like a mother anxious for her only girl 😂🤣 I'm fine as long as fateh keeps her happy, I'll be the first one to drag her out if he upsets her.

Are we having a regency ball then 🤣

For her to choose her innumerable suitors😌😌

Originally posted by: mistofshadows

Are we having a regency ball then 🤣

For her to choose her innumerable suitors😌😌

Absolutely. I'm on board. The most noble, deserving and capable man will have the honor.