ShiVi Funny SS: Meri Patni ki Maa ki behan ka damaad - Part 9 on Pg 11 - Page 2

interesting and funny too😆

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Hilarious update🤣

Maami as statue of liberty🤣

Title itself is so funny😆

Sounds interesting 👍🏻 waiting to read further

i am imagining it visually..especially the psrts related to liberty statue😆

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Hi dearies,

Thank you so much for the encouraging comments on Part-1. Thanks for the likes, love, laughter, wow etc etc. I am having little difficulty in writing lengthy dialogues in Hindi as Hindi is not my first language. So I will use English wherever I find it difficult to express my ideas in Hindi. Please bear with me. Sorry for not commenting individually to everyone as I being a newbie have limited posts per day. Please share your thoughts and suggestions on this part. Thank you.

Part - 2

Raavi: mausi ma! Par mujhe koi NRI se shaadi nahi karni hai

Hearing Raavi’s refusal, Prafulla turns towards a Green colour blank card laminated inside a photo frame which is hung on the wall and goes into the black and white flashback of her break up scene with her age old Ex-boy friend (BF)

Prafulla’s boy friend’s name is Praful. So he calls Prafulla only by the extra sound that she has in her name i.e. ‘Aa

BF: ‘Aa’! mujhe America me naukari mil gayi

Prafulla: sach mein aapko America me naukari mil gayi?

BF: haan ‘Aa’

Prafulla: bhogilal ko lakh kakh shukriya. Hum kab nikaalenge?

BF: kahan?

Prafulla: America

BF: America ko tho mein nikalunga. Ab tum idhar se nikalo

Prafulla is extremely shocked and she ends up calling her BF also ‘Bhai’

Prafulla: kyun bhai?

BF: kyunki mein ek US citizen se shaadi karna chahta hu taaki mujhe America me rahne ke liye Green card mil jaye.

Prafulla is not at all worried by her boy friend’s decision to break up with her. She is so desperate to go to US. So she gets an idea by squeezing her mustard size brain. She reveals her idea to her BF.

Prafulla: jis angrezi se tum shaadi karoge ne, usi se meri bhi shaadi karwado, taki mujhe bi woh hara rang ki card miljayigi.

The BF is shocked and gives a weird look to Prafulla.

BF: Aa! pagal hogayi kya? Mein ek ladki se shaadi karunga. Tum bi kaise usi se shaadi kar sakte ho?

Prafulla: America ki hara rang ki card ke liye to sirf ladki se nahi balki billi, chuha, machar, makkhi, madhumaki, cheeti, angry birds se bi shaadi kar lungi. Mujhe bas America le ja bhai. Please

BF: tujhe America nahi pagalkana ki zarurat hai. Ab ja yahan se

Prafulla (sobbing) : itne dino se ‘Aa Aa’ keh rahe the ab America me naukari mil gayi ki ab ‘Ja Ja’ keh rahe ho

Seeing Prafulla’s drama, the BF rolls his eyes and turns to leave the place. Immediately Prafulla becomes Chandramukhi and grabs his hand and gives him a scary look

Prafulla: teek se meri bath sunle. Mujhe kisi bi halat me America jana hai. America jane ke liye main kuch bi kar sakthi hu. Kisi ki jaan bi le sakti hu

Her boyfriend gets scared by Prafulla’s death threat and he wants to escape from her without any damage to his body. He softens his voice and talks with a smile

BF: arey pagli! Meri jaan leliye tho tumhe kon America lekar Jayga?

Prafulla: matlab? Tu mujhe America lekar jayega

BF: haan bilkul

Prafulla is very happy and she releases her BF’s hand

Prafulla: Sachi?

BF: muchi. Par abi nahi.

Prafulla: kyu?

BF: Pehle me America jaunga....phir vaha se tere liye Green Card karidke FedEx dvara bejunga..... Phir wohi card ko mujhe lautane ke bahane tum bi America aajana. Khush?

Prafulla is super duper happy. But suddenly a doubt pops up in her brain (if she has one)

Prafulla: agar wo hara rang ki card nahi mile to kya karoge?

BF: Safed card kharidkar sketch pen se usko hara rang ki card bana dunga. Tu chinta math kar. Main tere liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu.....matlab kuch bhi.

Prafulla is completely flattened by her BF’s words and she removes the gold chain from her neck and gives it to her BF.

Prafulla: Ye sone ka chain tum rakh lo. Tum America jane ke kharcha ke liye kuch madad hojayga

Her boyfriend is super duper happy that he got rid off Prafulla and got a gold chain also.

Prafulla is impatiently waiting for the Green Card from her boyfriend from America. After a few months her boyfriend literally sends a white card shaded with green colour sketch pen to Prafulla. She is very happy and immediately packs her luggage and reaches the Airport to catch a flight to America where she is informed that she can send that card for some kids coloring competition but she cannot go to US with that card. Finally she learns what is a Green Card and learns about the correct procedure for going to USA. Her realization about the betrayal by her BF makes Prafulla very angry and a fire is lit in her heart due to the heat generated by the friction of fast moving atoms in her body and she determines to go to USA at any cost. So as to keep that fire alive, she laminates the Green Card (sent by her BF) in a photo frame and hangs it on the wall in the living room. So this is the story behind the green blank card which made Prafulla go into the black and white flashback.

End of flashback...

Raavi shakes Prafulla and brings her back to the present.

Raavi: mausi! Aap please ye green card ko ghoorna band karo. Jab bhi aap is card ko ghoorthe ho kuch na kuch kaand hojati hai

Prafulla: Ye Raavi! Meri bath suno. Wo NRI ladka se shaadi karle. Amerika jane ke mauka har kisi ko nahi milta hai

Raavi: mujhe nahi jaana hai America

Prafulla: par mujhe jaana hai bhai....mujhe jaana hai. Haan bolde is shaadi ke liye

Raavi: aap ek kam karo Mausi. Mausa pa se divorce leke koi American se shaadi karlo. Aap ki America jane ke sapna bi poora hojayga aur hum sab ko aap se chutkara bi mil jayaga.

Raavi leaves the place angrily and Prafulla keeps looking at Raavi with her mouth wide open.

At Pandya Stores...

Our hero Shiva is very busy in the shop as many customers have come to buy Besan to make pakora in anticipation of rain due to the cyclone formed in Arabian Sea because of the changes caused by Prafulla’s broken statue in the global weather.

Raavi comes running there to discuss the NRI groom matter with Shiva. But Shiva is busy distributing besan to his customers so he didn’t notice Raavi. Raavi clears her throat to get Shiva’s attention. But Shiva is so immersed in his work. So Raavi stretches her hand to tap Shiva’s shoulder. But Shiva misunderstand that some customer is trying to snatch the besan from him violating the queue. With out looking at Raavi, he tells her to follow the queue

Shiva: Didi! Beech me math aao. Queue me khade hojao.

Raavi is shocked by Shiva calling her ‘Didi’ and she looks at him with her mouth wide open.

To be continued.....

Please share your thoughts. Thanks for reading.

Gone gone gone ..really? Didi?🤣

Poor Raavi.. Shiva has didi-zoned her 🤣🤣

Prafulla ki love story 🤣🤣🤣

Awsome concept 👏👏👏🤣🤣

AA ko Hara card to damad se bhi nhi milega 😂😂😂😂

Didiiiiiiii 😳😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hilarious update

Cont soon

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