lawer and legal

"Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a
minute ago, and he
splashed some on his right leg and then he threw away his right
crutch! Then he splashed
some more on the other leg and threw away his left crutch!" "My boy,
you've witnessed a
miracle! What happened then?" "He fell on his ass Father he's a
cripple you know!"