I am back again😉. And this time with a single one shot. And yes, the ritual mentioned here is not real, so please consider it a fiction only. Enjoy!!
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Shiva opened his eyes startled as he heard one voice that is his life's biggest irritation.
Good morning!!
Shiva refused to lower down his blanket even after hearing his mami ki behen ki beti but all of a sudden he heard a voice as if someone fell down and he frowned slightly. What's going on?? He was just going to move the blanket away from his face when he heard that Chipkali's voice again.
Kya dev tum to abhi se gir Gaye.
Shiva closed his eyes trying to hold back his laugh as soon as he heard her words. Damn!! Dev didn't really fall from the cot, did he??
Tum yaha kya kar rahi ho Raavi?
Shiva sighed as he heard Dev's tired voice and realized that probably he did fall from his cot just by listening to this Bhootni's voice. He just has no idea how his brother is going to handle this tubelight for the life time.
Wo bhi subah subah.
Shiva heard Krish's complaining voice and rolled his eyes at him. As if she'll ever listen to them.
Arey tum logo ko uthaane aayi hu.
Shiva closed his eyes trying to sleep again as soon as she said that. Where's his bhabhi that she has to do all this?? And that too by coming all the way from her home to here.
Tune Bhabhi ka kaam kab se start kiya?
Shiva heard Krish's confused voice and frowned as he can't even sleep because of these idiots.
Arey ab Bhabhi banne wali hu to wahi kaam karungi na?
He huffed at the proud way she said that and finally everything went silent. Shiva sighed and tried to sleep but he stiffened as he heard her calling his name.
Shiva!!
Shiva gritted his teeth and removed his blanket all irritated. He knows she'll call him till he doesn't respond.
Kya hai?
He asked looking at her bored and saw her frowning slightly. Now what??
Tu aise kaise ignore kar sakta hai mujhe?
Shiva raised his eyebrows at her words and saw both of his brothers looking at him amused. Why the hell can't he ignore her?? He's not going to bear her drama, that's dev's department.
Aye tu na dev ko paka. Mujhse tera koi lena dena nahi hai.
Shiva almost shouted while getting up from the cot and wore his vest moving towards the well. He's not going to get any sleep, better to wake up than talk with this airhead of a person.
Aise kaise?
He heard her loud voice but ignored her totally as he started washing his face. He finally took a deep breath as he heard his Bhabi's voice.
Arey Raavi, aa gayi tu?
Shiva looked up and saw that Chipkali hugging his Bhabhi tightly.
Haan Di, ab jaldi jaldi batao kya karna hai.
Shiva shook his head and moved towards the swing taking his tea from his bhabhi's hand and rolled his eyes as that chipkali gave him a wide smile. He's actually going to kill her some day.
Aaj se teri aur dev ki shaadi ki rasme shuru ho rahi hain, to hum sab pehle Somnath ka aashirwad lenge. Tu taiyaar hai na?
Shiva snorted at the way Dev flinched at Bhabhi's words while that Bhootni gave her widest smile.
Dhara di!! Main aap logo ko store pe milti hu adhe ghante me.
Shiva relaxed finally as she ran out of their house. God knows how he'll handle this girl once she came in this house. It is really weird for him to even think of her as his brother's wife. Dhara bhabhi was right. He has to change his ways of dealing with her. He can't actually behave the same with his brother's wife as he behaves with his mami ki behen ki beti.
Chal Shiva tu bhi fatafat ja aur naha le.
Shiva sat still at his bhabhi's command. No way in hell!! Why does he has to take a bath??
O Bhabhi!! Shaadi dev ki, rasam iski, main kyu nahau?
He asked totally irritated and saw his Bhabhi glaring at him. He sighed and got up from the swing.
Saala kare kaun aur bhare kaun. Abey itni pasand hai vo chipkali tujhe to bhaag ke shaadi kar leta. Humari kyu band baja rakhi hai.
Shiva shouted at Dev while grabbing the towel and moved towards the washroom. He gritted his teeth as he heard everyone laughing at his expense.
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Dhara smiled widely as they all finally reached the temple. 10 years ago she got everything from here by Somnath's blessings and now she wants the same for her children.
Chalo tum dono chalkar baba Somnath ka aashirwad le lo. Kehte hain yaha se jisko aashirwad milta h na wo joda laakho me ek hota hai.
She told both Dev and Raavi and all the children looked at her smiling widely.
Aapko mila tha kya Bhabhi?
Dhara shook her head at Shiva's teasing voice and smiled widely.
Meri jholi me to baba ne Gaumbi ko hi de diya tha, ek tohfe ke roop me.
She told them and saw all of them smiling widely, but then Raavi frowned looking around and Dhara looked at her slightly amused. What happened to her now??
Kaisi besharam ladkiya hai, mandir bhi nahi chodti.
Dhara raised her eyebrows at Raavi's irritated voice and looked around only to see girls actually looking at her Shiva and some girls are watching Krish too. Dhara shook her head amused and saw Shiva glaring at Raavi. Not again!!
Tere se matlab?
Shiva snapped at Raavi and Dhara shook her head at him.
Oye tu na chhichorapan mat dikha yaha.
Dhara grinned slightly at Raavi's words as she saw Gaumbi looking at them all amused. God knows how they both will live under one roof.
Yaar tu apne dev pe dhyan de na.
Krish said whining at Raavi and Dhara shook his head at all of them.
Chal tu yaha se.
Before anyone of them could react Raavi pulled Shiva with her upstairs and Dhara looked at Dev startled only to see him shrugging nonchalantly.
What's this?? She saw everyone looking up tensed and Dhara sighed at their irresponsible behaviour. When will they understand that they're not kids anymore. There will be a relation between them.
Ye kya hai? Ye dev se shaadi kar rahi hai ya shiva se? Isey kya lena dena kaun si ladki usey ghur rahi hai?
Dhara glared at Krish at his words as everyone stiffened slightly at his talks.
Krish, usne tum dono ke liye bola tha.
Gaumbi said and Dhara nodded at him in yes. Its not as if Raavi noticed only Shiva.
Kuch bhi Gaumbi, kheench ke khaali usko leke gayi, jabki sabko pata hai Shiva dekhta bhi nahi hai dhang se ladkiyo ki taraf
Dhara flinched back slightly at Krish's words and she saw Gaumbi looking at her tensed. They all sighed and moved upstairs somewhat feeling apprehensive about this marriage.
Baaki sab chhodo dev ke bina andar chali gayi ye ladki.
Maami said irritated and Dhara saw Dev chuckling slightly. Thank god at least Dev's not feeling bad about this. They all moved ahead as they saw Raavi almost clinging to Shiva's arm while glaring at the girls around them. Dhara shook her head as she has no idea about what's going on.
Tu na dev pe jaake chipak, Chipkali kahi ki.
Dhara chuckled softly as Shiva pushed her away from her while she glared at him. But before they could reach them they all saw the head priest standing beside them with wide smile and they all stopped to take his blessing.
Badi hi pyaari jodi hai, dekhna inka safar bohot khubsurat hoga.
Everyone of them stiffened listening to the priest's words and Dhara looked at him all nervous.
Arey pandit ji, dulha wo nahi ye hai.
Gaumbi said and that priest just shook his head slightly amused. What's going on??
Humare banaye hue rishto se kahi jyada bade wo rishte hain jo Baba Somnath banate hain.
Dhara sucked in a breath as soon as priest said that. Baba Somnath couldn't have paired Shiva and Raavi with each other. It'll be a disaster.
Duniya barbaad ho jayegi agar inki jodi banane ka kabhi socha bhi to
Krish said and Dhara nodded at Panditji's curious look. They all looked at each other tensed as that priest just laughed softly and moved ahead towards Shiva and Raavi. They all moved behind him and saw Raavi giving Shiva her 1000 watt smile.
Tu batteesi dikhana band kar warna daant tod dunga.
Dhara sighed irritated as Shiva showed his punch to Raavi while she laughed at him. Shiva sighed in relief as soon as they all reached to them.
O panditji jo karna hai jaldi karo taaki mera peecha chhute.
Shiva said to Panditji and Dhara looked at Shiva pointedly. He's being too rash but she knows he's angry.
Shiva gritted his teeth as soon as he saw Dev and Dhara frowned at him. It can't only be Raavi that he got irritated this much.
Sambhal apna sardard, mere sar pe mat daala kar isey.
Dhara gasped in shock as Shiva literally threw Raavi towards Dev and Raavi looked at Shiva with glistening eyes. She could see that Raavi is hurt by Shiva's behaviour.
Shiva!! Ye kya tareeka hai baat karne ka?
Dhara scolded him and saw him looking at her tensed.
Mujhe baat hi kyu karni hai isse?
Dhara shook her head at Shiva's reasoning and she frowned as she saw Raavi looking down without saying anything. This has never happened before. Even if Shiva's rude with her she always gives back ten folds. What's wrong with her??
Dev-Raavi aage aa jao.
Maama said nodding at the priest to start the ceremony. Dev moved ahead and Dhara looked at Shiva startled as Shiva took two steps back while Raavi continued to look at Shiva.
All of a sudden Raavi's eyes filled with tears and she ran away from there while all of them looked at her startled.
Raavi!!
They all shouted but she didn't even hear.
Jab dekho drama.
Dhara glared at Shiva as soon as he said that but before she could say anything they heard Gaumbi's stern voice.
Shiva bas Kar. Ja wapas lekar aa usey.
Even though Shiva stopped saying anything but he frowned looking at all of them confused.
Ek minute, shaadi uski dev se hone wali hai, ab dev ki biwi ko main kyu handle Karu?
Dhara smiled slightly as Gaumbi sighed irritated at Shiva's words. But before anyone could say anything they all heard Krish's voice.
Kyuki wo dev se handle nahi hogi.
Dhara rolled her eyes as Shiva hit Krish's head lightly. This is really getting irritating.
Mana jaake apni biwi ko.
Shiva said to Dev and Dhara saw Dev stiffening slightly.
Main leke aata hu usey Bhabhi.
Dev said and she nodded at him in yes. She just hope they manage to do this ritual today only.
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Dev looked ahead and saw Raavi sitting on the side of the stairs with tears in her eyes. He just can't understand why she's reacting so strongly today. Shiva insults her on a daily basis and she never behaved this subdued before.
Raavi!!
He called her but she refused to look back at him. He sighed and sat beside her as she wiped her tears.
Tum ro kyu rahi ho?
Dev asked softly and saw Raavi looking at him in disbelief. What's wrong now??
Tumne dekha nahi Shiva ne kis tareeke se baat ki? Upar se unn ladkiyo ki jagah mujh par chillaya.
Dev sighed and shook his head at her. Does she even realize that she's behaving like Shiva's girlfriend??
To galat kya kaha usne? Raavi tum Shiva ki Bhabhi banne wali ho biwi nahi.
Dev said in a slightly stern voice and saw her gritting her teeth.
Main kuch nahi jaanti, jab tak main zinda hu na koi ladki usey aise dekh sakti hai na vo kisi aur ko.
Dev looked at Raavi gobsmacked as soon as she said that. What the hell is wrong with her?? Does she even realize what she's saying??
Arey O Raavi Bhabhi, jara socho bol kya rahi ho.
Dev shook his head at Krish's voice and saw him coming towards them. Dev smiled slightly as Krish sat beside him and they both looked at Raavi curiously.
Shiva baal brahmachari nahi hai, kabhi to shaadi karega na?
As soon as Krish said that Raavi got up furiously. Dev raised his eyebrows and got up along with Krish.
Aise kaise!!
Dev and Krish both looked at Raavi stunned as she looked ready to kill someone. Dev looked at Krish and saw him looking at Raavi confused. Well he's confused too. Why won't Shiva get married??
Jaise hum kar rahe hain vaise hi. Kya hua hai tumhe Raavi?
Dev asked feeling weird about her behaviour and what she said next stunned both of them.
Mujhe nahi karni koi shaadi.
Dev gasped at Raavi's words as she stormed to the other end of the temple. Dev sighed and moved towards his family along with Krish.
Kya hua, Raavi kaha hai?
Gaumbi asked and Dev just shrugged at him nonchalantly. He can't even explain how Raavi behaved.
Bhaag gayi ye kehke ki usey koi shaadi nahi karni.
Krish said and Dev shook his head as he saw everyone's stunned faces.
Aisa kya kiya tum dono ne?
Dev almost rolled his eyes at Maami's comment. They didn't even do anything, it was all Raavi.
Abey usey sambhalne gaya tha ya apni shaadi cancel karwane?
Dev flinched slightly at Shiva's words as he chuckled at him. Dev glared at Shiva at what he said.
Tu daant mat dikha, teri wajah se hi mana kiya hai usne.
Dev said and everyone looked at him stunned.
Kya matlab?
Shiva asked all confused and Dev sighed slightly irritated.
Matlab Raavi bhabhi ka kehna hai ki jab tak wo jinda hai na to Shiva kisi ladki ko dekh sakta hai na koi ladki usey.
Dev tried to control his laugh at everyone's stunned faces, especially Shiva.
Ye mami ki behen ki beti ka dimag phir gaya hai. Uske chakkar me main brahmachari banke ghumu??
Dev chuckled at his question but before anyone could say anything Shiva stormed away furiously.
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Shiva shook his head as he saw Raavi glaring at nothing ahead. What had gotten into her?
Aye chipkali!!
He shouted and saw her stiffening slightly, but she refused to look at him. Shiva rolled his eyes at her. As if he cares about her anger, he never did.
Tu kyu aya hai yaha? Ja na apni unn vishwa sundariyo ke paas.
Shiva chuckled slightly at her words while shaking his head. One would think she's jealous.
Wo to main chala hi jaunga, pehle tu chalke jis kaam ke liye aayi hai na, wo pura kar le. Warna tera Dev ulte pair ghar wapas bhaag jayega.
Shiva said grabbing her hand and dragged her with him as he continued to distract her with his words.
Haan to jaane de. Aur kya keh raha hai tu? Unn ladkiyo ke paas wapas jayega? Main jaane hi nahi dungi tujhe.
Shiva shook his head at what she just said. This maami ki behen ki beti has gone mad.
Abey O gadhedi!! Tu rok hi nahi sakti mujhe.
Shiva told her and they both stopped in front of the priest.
Beta chalo pehle vo pavitra dhaaga bandhwa lo.
Panditji said smiling at Raavi and Shiva moved back indicating Dev to step forward.
Ek minute. Hum ye kyu baandh rahe hain pandit ji?
Shiva rolled his eyes irritated as soon as that Chipkali asked this question. What the hell is wrong with her??
Isey jo joda bandhta hai vo hamesha saath rehta hai.
Shiva looked at Raavi all alert as she beamed at whatever the priest said. Something is really wrong with her.
Matlab phir vo kisi aur ki taraf dekhenge bhi nahi?
All of them looked at Raavi confused at her questions. The priest shook his head in a no smiling at Raavi and Shiva tensed slightly. He's not having a good feeling about this.
Aur vo kahi door bhi nahi ja payenge?
They all sighed at her questions and the priest shook his head in a no again.
Nahi. Saath rahenge, hamesha. Aur unke beech me koi nahi ayega.
Shiva rolled his eyes at the priest's enthusiasm but before anyone could say anything Raavi grabbed the thread from the priest's plate and they all looked at her startled. What the hell is wrong with her??
Arey beta....
The priest shouted and before Shiva could even think anything he felt his hand being all tied up with her. He looked up at her almost horrified at what she just did.
Raavi!!
Everyone shouted stunned but Shiva blinked his eyes as he saw Raavi looking at him smugly. What the hell is wrong with this girl?
Ab jaake dikha tu.
Shiva came out of the stunned state as he heard her all excited voice. What type of insanity is this?
Aye gadhedi ye kya kiya?
Shiva shouted trying to open the thread but she tied it too tightly.
Baandh diya tujhe, hamesha ke liye.
Shiva looked at the girl in front of him gulping nervously. He let her pull himself as they stopped in front of the idol of Baba Somnath.
Kya bolti bandh ki hai Shiva ki.
Shiva came out of his thoughts hearing Krish's amused voice and frowned as he looked at their tied up hands as she joined her hands to take the blessing.
Hey Somnath, mere Shiva ko na saari buri nazro se bacha ke rakhna.
Shiva blinked his eyes stunned at her wish and looked at his family panicked as they all looked at him amused. Damn!! This is not funny at all.
Kaha tha na maine, jo jodiya Baba Somnath banate hain, unhe todna aasan nahi. Unki marzi to duniya ko manzoor hoti hai.
Shiva looked up at the priest startled as his whole family nodded their heads in yes. What the hell is going on??
Shiva felt panic settle in and he tried to open the thread with all his force.
Rehne de!! Khol nahi payega tu. Bohot tight bandha hai maine.
Shiva gritted his teeth at Raavi as he saw her grinning widely. They all started moving towards the stairs and Shiva looked at his and Raavi's tied up hands together.
Raavi, ye rasam dulha dulhan karte hain, aur tumne ye rasam Shiva ke saath poori kar li?
Gaumbi said looking at her amused and Shiva gulped looking down at their hands nervously. This is so wrong.
Ab to tujhe Dev ko bhulkar Shiva se shaadi karni padegi.
Shiva looked at Krish stunned as soon as he said that. He's not going to marry this mami ki behen ki beti. No way!!
Ab agar itni buri nazro se Shiva ko bachana hai to main apne bachpan ka pyaar bhi kurbaan kar sakti hu.
Shiva blinked at Raavi stunned at what she said.
Dimag kharab hai kya? Khol isey
Shiva shouted almost panicked by even the thought of marriage.
Kaafi mazboot lagte hain, ye prem ke dhaagey.
Shiva glared at Krish as soon as he said that. He's going to kill this boy.
Teri to!!
Shiva ran behind Krish but huffed irritated as he was pulled back because of his tied hand. He glared at Raavi while she just grinned as if she has no problem in the world. Shiva looked at Dev and saw him trying to control his laugh.
Beta, ab to tu hamesha ke liye phans chuka hai.
Shiva sighed at Gaumbi's words feeling really furious. He will kill her if she even thinks about marrying him.
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Raavi chuckled as they all entered Pandya House. She can't believe she's getting married to her bhootnath. She realised at the temple today what Shiva means to her. When Krish said that Shiva will get married some day, she felt furious by even thinking to see him with some other girl. Whereas she doesn't care if Dev marries someone else.
She tied Shiva to her as soon as she realised her love. She knows Shiva is oblivious that they could even be life partners, but she'll make him understand.
Kya karne gaye the aur kya karke aa rahe hain.
Raavi chuckled at her Maasi's panicked voice while Raavi saw Shiva glaring at everyone.
Bhabhi main keh raha hu ye kholo.
Raavi smiled as Shiva shouted looking at Dhara di. Well, no matter what, he's bound to her now.
Ye to ab shaam ko pooja ke baad hi khulega.
Raavi smiled excited as soon as Dhara di said it. She looked at Dev and mouthed sorry to him while she grinned shaking his head. Thank god he's not annoyed at her.
Kaun si pooja?? Kaisi pooja?
Shiva asked looking at Dhara di startled and Raavi chuckled at his look.
Ab shaadi ke functions shuru karne se pehle pooja rakhwayi hai.
Raavi gave a flying kiss to dhara di as soon as she said that. Finally she's going to come in this house.
Main aur shaadi? Wo bhi iss pagal chipkali se?? Sapne se bahar niklo aap log.
Raavi gritted her teeth finally annoyed at his constant denials. Enough is enough. She dragged Shiva towards the store room and latched the door as she pinned Shiva to the wall.
Aye kya kar rahi hai ye?
Shiva shouted as she wound her tied hand on his neck while his hand got pinned behind his head too. He won't be refusing to marry her anymore.
Kya kami hai mujhme? Itni cute hu, sundar hu, and perfect housewife material hu.
She said as she moved very close to him and saw him looking at her dazed. Raavi chuckled slightly and he came in his senses again.
Paghla gayi hai kya? Door hatt!!
Raavi smirked slightly as he pushed her back but he's not as angry as before.
Kyu?? Kuch hua kya?
She asked putting her elbow on his shoulder and saw him frowning at her.
Haan gussa aya bohot jyada. Dev ke paas ja tu, mujhe kyu phansake rakha hai yaha?
Raavi grinned at Shiva's panicked voice and Raavi realised that Shiva is getting affected by her proximity.
Tu rehne de, dev se nahi ho payega.
She whispered moving close to him and felt him shivering slightly.
Kya nahi ho payega?
Shiva asked in a low voice gulping nervously as she moved more close to him. Her heart hammered as she realised what she's going to do.
Mujhe handle karna uske bas ki baat nahi hai.
She whispered in his ear and heard him suck in a breath as she kissed his cheek softly. She moved back and saw Shiva looking at her as if she's seeing her for the first time.
Ab bol!! Karega na mujh se shaadi.
Raavi asked softly as she saw his eyes softening up slightly but she frowned as he snapped out of it.
Chal hatt!! Gadhedi.
He pushed her back again but this time his voice is soft.
Tu kisi aur ki taraf na dekh bhi nahi sakta, tujhe permission hi nahi hai. Jab tak main zinda hu tab tak to bilkul nahi.
Raavi looked at him in warning as he just rolled his eyes. Now that she realised that she loves him, she going to tie him to her tightly with her love.
Dev ne kaha ki main teri bhabhi banne wali hu biwi nahi , isliye mera koi haq nahi tujhe kisi se bhi milne se rokne ka. Isliye ab main teri bhabhi nahi biwi hi banungi. Dekhti hu kiski himmat hai tere paas aane ki.
Raavi said grinning at him as he shook his head at her.
Dev ka baccha!! Khud side hoke mujhe phansa diya iss Chipkali ke Saath.
Raavi chuckled at him as he heard what he said. She moved close to him and put her whole weight on him as he looked at her startled.
Jaise tu phansna nahi Chahta.
She asked smirking at him and he just looked away from her but she could see a slight smile on his face.
Nahi Chahta.
He said looking at her firmly and Raavi raised her eyebrows at him.
Jhootha!!
She whispered moving close to him and smiled slightly as she saw him suck in a breath.
Raavi!! Tu ye kya kar rahi hai?
She smirked slightly at his nervous voice as he closed his eyes tightly. She stroked his face softly and moved even more close to him.
Teri biwi banne wali hu main, haq hai mera.
She whispered softly and touched her lips with hers. They both grabbed each other's free hand tightly and Raavi felt electricity running through her whole body.
She gasped in shock as he grabbed her hair and pulled her back slightly. She opened her eyes and saw him looking at her with such intensity that she shivered in pleasure.
Tu jhel nahi payegi mujhe. Junglee bhaalu hu main, noch khaunga.
Raavi took a deep breath at his words as he pulled her close to him again. He has said that to her before too, but not like this, not with this much passion.
Chalega!! Main kaun sa sati savitri banne wali hu.
She replied smiling slightly and closed her eyes as he started kissing her almost wildly. She grabbed his hair tightly as she tried to reciprocate but all the strange senses are overwhelming her and she surrendered herself to his ministrations.
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