Tomorrow is the finale and I have been thinking hard about everything that could possibly help us with increasing the longevity if the show.
I was contemplating some scenarios of having the show extended.
Scenario 1. Rubina is the winner 🤢 and, right before Salman Boi hands the trophy over to her, Rahul pushes him away, grabs the trophy, and sprints like the infamous Road Runner (meep meep), while Coyote Rubina chases him down after a good 30 seconds of this incident. She’s in a terrible state of shock with her HAATH KO AAYA AUR MUNH KO NA LAGA mishap. 🥺
The show walas file an impromptu case against Rahul and the main door is locked from the outside. The remaining contestants are thrown back into the house until Rahul Vaidya is caught and the finale gets to take place. Until then, everyone else plays BB-BB. This includes everyone who would be on the set that day. 😵🤪
Scenario 2. It snows heavily on the sets and Salman Boi slips, his boot flings in the air and lands on BB’s head. This agitates BB and he says to Salman Boi - “Salman, what is this behavior? Aap confession room mein aa jayein.” Salman Boi plants his rear in the confession room and is never heard of again. While hopelessly awaiting Boi’s return to the finale stage, the nalle and saste guests yawn and sleep in each other’s laps, while Rubina and Rahul get into a serious turf battle. Nikki, Rakhi, and Aly go backstage and hog on to free ke pizzay. 🥳
Scenario 3. Rakhi throws tantrums at the last minute and Julie, her alter-ego, actually appears out of nowhere and possesses Salman. While announcing the winner, Boi’s mind coaxes him to say Rahul or Rubina, but he blurts out Rakhi’s name. Once the trophy is handed over, Julie exits Salman body. The press is in shock and the news spreads like wildfire. To protect and promote their agenda, the show makers re-invite the contestants for Season 14 - DABBA GUL (Halla Bol types) and the show continues until mid-October 2021. Rakhi grins and laughs like a maniac.
I so wish we could continue this healthy season. 😭😭😭