Just saw this on twitter. Copying the exact text:-
" Lf
As: mai jab acting karta hun poora unit taali bajata hai
Director sab mere upar chodd deta hai
Sab improvise karta hun mai
50-60 ache commercials kar chuka hun mai
Rs: yahan pe aane se pehle mai aapko nahi janti thi"
Hahahahahaha