There was movie - Dhamal,in that there was picture of horse eating grass and by mistake some thieves took plain white potrait to sell it and when the buyer asked about horse & grasses they answered that horse ate them and ran away....The case would be pretty similar here...
When officer will see the degree paper he will question that where is the degree ? Ani would reply,"Yahi tha..isssi kagaz par 2 din pehle tak!". Then officer will get irked and say "What nonsense?" to which poor Ani will respond,"Vo kagaz mere barrister hone ka praman tha...last week mere barrister hone pe ek daag lag gya toh meri patni ko bura laga usne tohfa ke roop mein mere barristerry ke daag ko dhokee chamka daala bilkul mere daanto ke tarahš". while showing his teeth...Officer shocked!
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